I Think My Cousin Is An Alien(Written Eragon Style)
Made by:TheShadowCat12
Made for(Rating):T or maybe lower
A/n:Thanks for clicking on this! It may not be funny, but I know some of you may like it. Other humor stories you should read:The Guy Behind The Guy, Eragon Vs. Ultimate Evil 1, and 2, The Dating Game:Murtagh's Way, Durza's Pancakes, and The Waiting Room. Not a one-shot.
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Eragon woke up in the middle of the night, seeing the television on downstairs. Knowing Eragon's curiosity, he wanted to find out what was happening downstairs. He was about four inches away from the t.v. room when he heard the t.v. make a booming sound, and then turn back on."dinF eht rethtom pihs, dna nruter ti ot ruo emoh tenalp."Eragon heard the tv say.
Eragon thought the words over"Find the mother ship, and return it to our home planet". Eragon then snuck down stairs slowly, and turned the corner, and saw...Roran sitting infront of their plasma screen tv.
"R-roran..."Eragon thought."Could he be a...a-alien?"Eragon asked himself."Naa.."Eragon then told himself. Eragon looked again, and saw the tv shut itself off. Eragon's heart now was beating at a fast pace.
"Eragon...what are you doing here..I mean awake."Roran asked, fright in his eyes.
"I-I was getting a glass of water."Eragon replied, nervously.
"Oh ok."Roran said, walking back up the stairs.
"Oh my, Roran's an alien. I have to tell Garrow."Eragon said, holding his head. Eragon turned around, and saw Roran standing there.
"Aaah!!!"Eragon screamed, as he ran up to his room, then ran into his room, slammed it closed, and then boarded up the door.
"You can't hide what's inside."Eragon heard a voice say outside his door.
"I think I lost...aah!!"Eragon said, as Roran appeared in his room. Eragon crashed out his door, leaving a huge hole in his door.
"Where can I hide?"Eragon thought, trying to get the weird thoughts out of his head.
"In your uncle's room."his mind thought for him.
"Thanks for working all the time."Eragon told his mind.
"No prob."his mind said.
Eragon ran into Garrow's room, and slammed the door shut. Eragon looked around, and saw Garrow's closet. He ran inside, and took hard deep breaths."He can't find me in here right."Eragon asked himself. But his mind was now asleep.
Ways to find out if your cousin is an alien:
1:Listen to aliens on your tv
2:Appears right behind of you
3:If they seem sort of frightened
4:If they follow you alot around your house, and less when you're outside
Lol. Thanks for reading it!
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I don't believe in aliens.sry.
Songs Played: I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight(Cutting Crew)
I Write Sins Not Tragdies(Panic At The Disco)
Switch(with Gerard Way South Park Charater Singing)