Hello everyone, this is my first Fanfic so let me know if it's any good or not! It's a Larxroku and a little bit of akuroku. Please forgive me all namine x Roxas fans lol; and I can't help but dis a few other characters.

Roxas: "I have to sleep with Larxene in this story?" (Face turns bright red)

Author: "That's right Roxy; it's about time you got something better then a cock up Ur sweet ass!" XD

Axel: "NO!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!"

Author: "Sorry Axel, you humping Roxas is boring the crap out of me and the other homo's, am I right guys?"

All the male members of organization XIII: "YEAH! TRY ONE OF US FOR A CHANGE!!"

Zexion and Demyx: "We always have room for one more." ; )

Axel: "NEVER! Roxy's mine and mine alone!"

Larxene: "Not anymore, He would rather have a piece of this." (Pulls her pants down)

All the male members of organization XIII: "WTF!? OUR EYES, THEY BURN!! (Everyone runs away)

Roxas: "Oh god, please be good in bed…" (Drools like a dog)

Author: "This is going to be fun." XP

Larxene: (Holding Roxas), "I'm counting on you Shadow!"

More random conversations yet to come…

I'm into crack pairings so if Ur not a fan, don't read! Time for Roxas to put his new hoe on a leash!

I Don't Own Kingdom Hearts….

Roxas sighed as he stepped out of the dark portal into his room; capturing hearts was really getting tiresome for him. He went to his door, making sure it was locked; then started to strip of his clothing. Once he was completely nude, he jumped on his bed and lay back on the black silky sheets of his bed. Resting his arms behind his, he looked up at the ceiling, deep in thought.

"Nothing but missions lately, I wonder if I can convince superior to give me a day off or something…Axels' probably pissed…"

Roxas sighed again then smiled softly to himself. Yeah, the pyro was probably pissing up a forest fire about now. He hadn't talked to his best friend for about 3 days due to all the assignment's Xemnas had been giving him. That and he was too tired to even move; Vexen didn't do shit to help him out either when he was in pain. (Please forgive me all #4 fans, but Vexen is a dirty prick that needs to get laid big time -.-)

Axel wasn't the only person on his mind, He had been thinking about a certain blonde nymph as well. He didn't know why, since she was a total bitch to everyone and she never paid him any attention anyway; besides the rude remarks and comments she gave him from time to time.

But for some reason, he could care less that she was a total bitch and the way she treated him. He found that part of her somewhat hot and even funny when he wasn't the one getting bitched at. Roxas immediately let out an aggravated cry and covered his head with one of his pillows.

"I must be going insane, he cried out in his head. There's no way I can win her over…She's too much of a fucking bitch and she hates me!! Yet…Why do I crave to hold on to her so badly, and maybe even-"

Roxas immediately broke away from his thoughts and uncovered his head, how could he think of doing such things to her? But even though he tried to prevent such thoughts, they always came back to haunt him; in his dreams, and the worst time, when he was around or near her. Every time she was nearby or passed him down the halls, he always got a painful hard on which forced him to retreat somewhere more private so he could take care of his "personal problem."

"GOD DAMNIT!" he shouted out. He then let one of his hands slowly make its way down to his now growing erection. He gasped when his hand grabbed a hold of it, lightly squeezing it while his thumb rubbed the tip; smearing the precum around that began ooze out.

"Larxene...This is what you do to me and you're not even here!"

His small gasps soon turned into loud pants as he squeezed himself harder and moved his hand up in down in a fast motion. He bit his lip as he pictured her in his head jerking him off, Him plunging into that tight, hot and moist place she had between her legs, them crying each other's names out and sharing hot and wet kisses against both luscious skin and lips.

He bucked his hips forward as he cried out, his seed shooting out slightly on his hand; while the rest that came out landed on his once clean bed sheets and thighs. His hand fell to his side while he breathed heavily, trying to catch his breath.

Once his breathing returned to normal, he sighed softly and nuzzled his face in one of his pillows. "I'm just not satisfied with this,"he admitted inwardly. He lay there comfortably still for a bit, thinking of ways to spice things up a little more when it came to playing with himself. "I'm tired of doing this…I want something more, I want Larx- His thoughts were interrupted by rather loud and hard banging on his door.

"Hey Roxy, you in there man?"

"Shit, its axel!" he quickly jumped off his bed and began to search for his discarded clothing from earlier.

"C'mon Roxas, I know you're in there! You better let me in before I have Lexaeus bust your door down, I mean it too!"

"Hold on, give me a sec!"

Roxas quickly put his shirt on, along with his cloak which he quickly zipped up. He hesitated with his pants though, due to the cum that remained on his thighs.

"Guess I'm just going to have to deal with it for now," he sighed as he forced his pants on. He whimpered a little as he made his way to his door to unlock it. Imagine putting pants on with cum running down your thighs; not the most comfortable feeling. As soon as he opened it, he was tackled to the ground in a bear hug by a rather too happy red head.

"Roxy my man! I've missed you so much, where the hell have you been all week!?" Axel squeezed his golden haired buddy tightly as if he would vanish forever.

"I'm sorry Axel, Xemnas has been working me to death all week; the heartless have been everywhere lately…," he replied softly as he hugged his best friend back.

Axel flipped them over to where that he was on the bottom and the blonde was resting on top of him. "I see, Mansex whipping you like a dirty barn animal again? Don't worry buddy, I'll get Saix to convince him to give ya a day off or two; we need to catch up on our ice cream thing anyway."

"Ha-ha thanks, you saved me the trouble of doing it myself," Roxas laughed as played with one of Axels' cloak strings.

"Anything for you buddy," The pyro replied happily as he ran one of his hand's through the smaller boy's hair, stroking his golden locks. But the smile on the pyro's face suddenly turned to a frown when he felt that his lower stomach was somewhat wet.

"What the?" He thought as he let one of his hands reach down to where Roxas's crotch was.

"A-axel! What the hell are you doing!" Roxas gasped in shock as he tried to push away his friend's invading hand. Instead of listening, the pyro rested his hand against his one of his thighs and his eyes widened in surprise, while his lips turned up into an evil grin.

"Well well well Roxy, what do we have here?"

Roxas quickly tried to pull away from Axel, but the pyro was quicker; he wrapped his arms around the blonde and pulled him tightly to his chest.

"You were hurtin for a squirtin and you didn't bother to tell me? I can't believe you were holding out on me man!"

"Axel, let me go now!"

Axel, being the horny mutt he was, gently grabbed a hold of roxas's face; forcing him to look at him.

What if I don't want to?"

Before Roxas could answer, Axel forced his lips against his in a breathtaking kiss; plunging his tongue in his mouth without warning.

All the boy could let out was an "mpphhh!" as his best friend roughly kissed him. He immediately tried pushing himself off of him, but he was no match for the pyro's strength. To him, this was wrong on a number of levels and he did not plan on letting it get any further.

Next thing he knew, one of axels' hands was tugging at his pants in a needy matter; that did it for him. He bit down on the pyro's tongue hard, causing him to cry out in pain and release the blonde from his grip. He quickly got up and backed away from the older boy, trying to gain his breath from the kiss.

"Roxy, what the hell was that for!?" the pyro said all but surprised and somewhat hurt as he sucked on his poor tongue.

Roxas couldn't help but glare at him; was he for real?

"Axel, we've already been through this; and this is the last time in going to say it. I'm a guy, a "STRAIGHT" guy. And nothing is going to change my mind, why can't you just accept that!"

"Well for one, everyone here is practically gay and hooking up except you and me. So in my eyes that makes you a fair game," axel grinned as he got up from off the floor.

"I'm not gay though, I'm-

"Why? You rather hook up with namine then me? I'm sorry man, but I don't think it would work out between you two. And besides, Marluxia's always in her room doing god knows what with her."

"No! We're just friends, and when did Marluxia start doing that?" Roxas asked somewhat disgusted.

"Eh, since always. He's straight but likes younger women for some reason; everyone knows that. Can't blame him though, who the hell would want to date Larxene?" Axel couldn't help but laugh.

"But didn't you and her date at one time?" The blonde had almost forgotten that Axel and Larxene had been a couple at once; which made him somewhat jealous. They were together for almost three months and things seemed calm and great between the two. They were the talk of the Castle until they had gotten into a huge fight and Larxene nearly tore him to pieces. They hadn't spoken to each other since then, except for conversational fights here and there. No one really talked about it now, Besides Axels' new interest in men.

"Yeah, but I try not to think it about the past man. Besides, I think I like you a lot better than her; she was too much of a bitch for my tastes."

"I don't think she's so bad…" The boy muttered softly.

"What was that?"

"N-nothing!" Roxas quickly ran in his bathroom and shut the door behind him. Axel walked to the door and tried to open it. He chuckled; of course it wouldn't be unlocked.

"Does this mean I can't spend the night?"

"You're sleeping on the floor just so you know," The blonde called out as he began to strip for a shower.

"Fine by me, I'll see you at dinner and make sure you're not late this time."

"Okay, see you later!"

Axel laughed softly as he left his buddy's room and began to walk down the hall somewhat disappointed. He was hoping he could have had a little more "fun" with the blonde, but in the end he always pushed him away and gave him the "I'm a straight guy speech. But he was confident he would come around and change his mind one day; his friend acted like he didn't know about his little sexual private times he had; He would make sure to tell him about it later, he should have known by now that the walls were paper thin.

Axel stopped in front of the door of a member he didn't like talking to too much, but he was the only one who could get him one what he wanted; if he played his cards right.

"I hope he's in a good mood, here goes nothing."

Meanwhile…

Roxas sighed as he dried his wet body off; he had nearly told his best friend his new crush. There was no way in kingdom hearts he could tell the red head that he had a crush on her; if he found out he was in love with lightening mistress, His friend would surely go insane And he knew he wouldn't hear the end of it from the whole group. Not to mention if Larxene found out from them about his crush, his chances to do anything with her would surely go down the drain.

"I've got to figure something out before Axel finds out about this," He sighed as he unlocked the bathroom and headed to his closet to fetch a clean cloak.

"Let's see…She likes it when other people are suffering and is sort of a masochist by nature, so it shouldn't be too hard to get her attention.

He continued thinking of ways to get her to like him as he got dressed. When he finished dressing he left his room and began to run down the long hallway, Dinner was going to start soon and he didn't feel like getting a lecture from his friend for being late.

"I just hope she's in a good mood."

TO BE CONTINUED…

What do you think so far readers? The next chapter will contain Lemon, I promise! Along with some character bashing, which I love doing most!!! XD

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