Alright, this is just side tracking myself from my story Ai of the Desert. Well, the main pairing is DeidaXOC, but more might pop up in the future. Or not. Well, lets get this going!
Summary: Leader-sama gives Deidara a new partner, and he might like her more than he thinks. DeidaxOC
Name: Kibatsume Kagami
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Marital Status: Single
Blood Type: O
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Gray
Village: Konoha, defected
Summary: Young, kekkei-genkai of growing claws and fangs, specializes in genjutsu and taijutsu, has a killing spirit.
Deidara sighed as he read the description of his new partner. She sounded like a brat, no better than Tobi, but he had to do what Leader-sama wished of him. "I don't know why I need to know if this girl is married or not, yeah."
"I also don't see why we can't just give this partner to Hidan, yeah", he sighed. Ever since Kakuzu died, Hidan needed a partner, so Leader-sama handed Tobi over to him. He could remember the day like it was yesterday. Well, actually, it was yesterday.
Flashback
"I don't CARE what you want or not, you're getting another partner."
"But Leader-sama-"Deidara was cut off.
"No 'buts'! Your new partner is coming in two days, and that's FINAL!"
Deidara sighed an left the room.
End Flashback
"Jeez, I really am not going to like this" He complained. Then Tobi passed by.
"Hey Deidara-san, Tobi just went over to bug Hidan-senpai, but he threatened to sacrifice Tobi to the gods!" Deidara laughed, but then realized that after just a day, he had already switched the endings on their names. Deidara, being depressed as he was, walked out onto the roof with a bag of clay. The mouths in his hands fed chakra into the clay, and then he gracefully made a tan butterfly flutter over his blonde head, and then explode. "Art is a bang, yeah." He whispered to himself. He continued with several more birds, butterflies, and a squirrel until he finally felt satisfied. He looked up at the sky to notice that it was dark. He sighed, and jumped down from the roof, and landed in the grass. As he walked in through the back door, everyone seemed to be in their rooms. He looked up at the clock. It read 12:00 AM. He sighed, questioning how he was out on the roof for so long, and walked into his own room. Going to sleep seemed pretty inviting right now... "Yawn." He drifted off to sleep.
"HEY DEIDARA YOU GAY ASSHOLE!" Itachi yelled up the stairs. "LEADER-SAMA SAYS THAT HE NEEDS YOU IN HIS FRIGGING OFFICE!" Deidara got up slowly, soft blonde hair on the way down. He stepped cautiously into the leader's office, and peeked around. Oh dear god. There was a girl sitting on the edge of the desk.
"Deidara, this is Kibatsume Kagami. Your new partner." The leader said calmly. The girl looked stunning. She had smooth platinum blonde hair, sprinkled with brown highlights, and eyes that looked more like silver than gray. A single blue bead hung from her hair. He continued to examine her, and looked down. She wore a black and azure blue tight shirt, and black pants. She wore her Akatsuki robe open all the way. 'God, this chick is hot, yeah!" he thought. Despite her looks, he refused to give in to her.
"Thanks for the introduction but…. CAN I PLEASE GET CHANGED, YEAH?!" He screamed in his silk pajamas and bunny slippers. Kagami laughed hysterically.
"OMIGOD! YOU LOSER!" She laughed.
"SHUT UP! YOU IDIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM YEAH?!" Deidara screeched.
"Yeah, a loser." Deidara stomped furiously out of the room, and Kagami was still laughing.
"I like your style." The Leader said to Kagami.
"Thanks. But, dude, he had NICE hair!" She exclaimed. The leader sweat dropped, and dismissed her.
Deidara walked into his room, and looked at all his sketches. Birds, clouds, landscapes. Every thing he could. He sighed, and opened his dresser drawer. He pulled out the black Iwikagure headband, and fastened it around his head, flipping his hair over it. He skipped two more drawers, and pulled out a mesh shirt, and and Akatsuki robe. He got dressed, and lay on his bed with his sketch book. He began sketching a figure, a feminine one. He added hair, with a single piece dropping down, with a bead on it. When it was done, he looked at it, realizing it was Kagami. 'God dammit', He thought, and blew it up with his clay. Bored, he listened to the sound of the footsteps outside the door, and heard sounds that were gentle and femine. 'Kagami', he recognized, and listened as she walked into the room next to his, and dropped what sounded like heavy bags. He got up, and tip-toed out of his room, and peered into Kagami's. He gaped in amazement at what she was doing. She was pulling out a bucket of paint, and a box. She grabbed a brush out of the box, and dipped it into the bucket, and swiftly, but gracefully painted the walls. Even at the speed she was working at, it would take too long to finish in one day.
"Hey bitch!" He called, "Need some help, yeah?"
"Why you little- Wait, what?"
"Need some help?" He gestured to the paint.
"Yeah, whatever. Take a brush." He walked in, and picked up a brush, and dipped it into the bucket. He looked at it, and saw the color. Azure blue. He painted, and so did she, their art flowing over the wall. Heavy steps were heard outside the door, and a certain blue shark dude walked in.
"What 'chya doing?" He asked, staring at them curiously.
"Painting the room blue, yeah." Deidara grunted.
"OOOHH!!!! Can I help?!" Kisame asked, over-enthusiastically. Kagami said nothing, but tossed him a brush. He began to paint too. Pretty soon Itachi walked in as well. Not asking anything, he began to paint too. Next thing, almost every Akatsuki member was painting. Even Hidan took some time out of "worshipping" to his gods to help. Everyone but Zetsu and Leader was there. The reasons: 1) Zetsu would probablly be unable to because he's a plant. 2) The leader doesn't give a crap about painting. When the walls were done, everyone stared at the walls, which were now a peaceful shade of blue.
"So..um… What now?" Tobi asked.
"LETS PLAY GAMECUBE!!!!" Kisame screamed.
"Kisame. Whats wrong with you?"Itachi asked calmly.
"Nothing. I just drank nine gallons of Gatorade!"
"O.o RiGhT.." Anyway, they all left to play Pokemon Colosseum, except Deidara and Kagami. She sat down on the blue bed that must have been moved there extremely early. She grabbed a book, no a sketchbook, and whipped out a pencil. She sketched swiftly, hand almost flying over the page. Deidara leaned over from where he was standing, and looked to see her drawing, a fox and a weasel, tumbling through the grass.
"Stop watching me!" She exclaimed, pulling her sketch up against her chest.
"Why, yeah?" He pestered. An anime vein popped in her forehead, and she balled her fist.
"Get. Out. Now!" She said in a calm and menacing voice. Deidara scurried out, and back to his room.
Yeah, I know short Chapter. Review please!