This is what happens when you put me on a bus to Washington from New Jersey after drinking four of those Cocaine energy drinks………OFF TO THE FIC!
For his birthday, Chi-Chi bought Goku a dog. Goku was by the lake one day and saw a flying magical talking dog next to him. Goku freaked and blasted the dog, which caught on fire. "Oh no! It's on FIIIRE!" Goku screamed, and threw the flaming dog in the lake and went home.
"Chi-Chi, have you seen my dog?" Goku asked, scarfing down food like his life depended on it. Chi-Chi shook her head and Goku said, "no way," and left. While flying around aimlessly, Goku had an idea, "Maybe I let Vegeta borrow my dog!" he said, so he flew to Capsule Corp.
Vegeta kicked Goku out onto the front lawn, "Kakarot! Get out of my house! An no I do not have your retched dog!" he yelled. Goku's bottom lip started to tremble and he began to cry. He flew home crashing into rocks because he was crying to much.
Goku slumped into the house, still crying, "WAHH! CHI-CHI I CAN'T FIND SCUFFLES!" he screamed, causing Chi-Chi to drop the dish she was washing.
"Didn't you bring her to the lake with you?" she said. Goku said, "no way," but went there anyway. When he got there he saw a dog shaped skeleton floating in the water. After about an hour of standing there and blinking, it finally registered in Goku's head that it was Scuffles and started crying again until he passed out.
Vegeta came and found Goku hours later, because Chi-Chi had thought he had just gotten lost. He kicked Goku in the head to wake him up. "I told you I didn't have you stupid dog, moron,"
uhm...wow...that was utterly pointless. )