"Tino I think you have had enough to drink", Berwald grunted as he wrangled the small drunken finnish boy into the pasengers side of the car.

"Awwww! You can never have enough –hic- alcohol!", Tino pouted and chuckled after hiccupping again. He had a red flush across his face and was having trouble keeping his hands to himself.

I closed the door and went around to the other side of the car and tried to open the door. Tino was looking at me impishly from the inside of the car and twirled the keys around his finger. Well tried to at least, his drunken state didn't let him do anything except kind of jingle them around a little bit. "He better no have…. That little- grrrr he did",I thought as I pulled on the door handle to find it locked. The keys had been in my back pocket when I slung him over my shoulder, but I guess one of those squeezes on by butt hadn't just been for his drunken pleasure.

"Tino, 'n lock the door", I demanded trying to scare him into it. He just laughed and beckond to come closer. "What 'd ya want?" I asked knowing I wouldn't get my way inless I played into his silly little plan he had going on.

"I'll unlock the door if you…..