AN: I was in the mood for having people being annoyed and I found all of these awesome songs that I'm totally rocking out to so I wrote this to have something to do while listening to them besides dancing. Please read and review:

If the Marauders (minus Peter because he wouldn't work in this) went undercover at Voldemort's mansion they would:

1. Set off dung bombs everywhere

2. Sing insulting songs about Voldemort

3. Talk in a made up language when they were asked questions

4. Ask about coloring poodle fur for possible missions

5. Taking all pictures of Voldemort then drawing mustaches and goatees on them

6. When in meetings start clucking like a chicken with the wings and everything

7. Singing Britney Spears at the top of their lungs during missions

8. Smile non-stop and talk about ponies and rainbows

9. Add character to his room but putting on pink wall paper

10. Redecorate the house with flowers and pictures of cute puppies and cats

11. Play the song Barbie Girl by Aqua non-stop for a week

12. Remove the door from Voldemorts room so he can no longer have privacy

13. Color all of the maps and evil plans with pretty pictures in exploding ink

14. Write on Voldemorts hand and forgot that they were using exploding ink

15. "Accidentally" leave an irremovable swamp in Voldemort's room

16. Give Voldemort a present of chocolates filled with a love potion to make him fall in love with Bellatrix Lestrange

17. Play strip-poker in Voldemort's room with the rest of the death eaters and not tell him

18. For Valentines give Voldemort love note from Lucius Malfoy

19. Wake Voldemort up at 4 in the morning just to tell him "Good Morning!"

20. While trying to perform the dark mark turn everyone into circus animals

21. Give his pet snake a make over and offer to do Voldemort next

22. Give Voldemort a make over while he's sleeping and blame it on the cat

23. Clean the house with holy water so everything is pure

24. Get rid of the bad smells by sparing perfume everywhere

25. Put Voldemort's snake in a carriage with a baby bonnet and push it around the house

26. Mock Voldemort when he evilly laughs

27. Charm Voldemort's voice so it's really squeaky when he laughs evilly

28. Call him Voldy or Voldessa

29. Dress up like him for Halloween in a horrible impression of him

30. Ask him why he always dresses up for Halloween everyday when it's once a year

31. Then dress him up as a princess and go trick or treating

32. Then in the middle of the night scare everyone to an almost-early-grave

33. Give him brochures on facial surgery

34. When he is angry make him go take a time out in the sparkle corner

35. While he's in time out talk about mani-cures with the death eaters

36. Forget that he's in time out and leave him all day

37. Take all of the new plans and maps and cut them up into puzzle pieces

38. Forget which puzzle pieces go together

39. Then put all of the wrong ones together

40. Run around his house as "Captain Underwear" (costume and all)

41. Forget to shave their legs when they are "Captain Underwear"

42. Steal all of Voldemort's clothes and turn them into little girly clothing

43. For a meeting make everyone drinks that are really potions

44. Then say that you might had accidentally got them wrong

45. Make dinner for everyone and it would be squid, fish, and snake intestines

46. Tell Voldemort after he's had dinner that his snake was the main course

47. Protect the house by putting up big signs saying that "Voldemort Is Here!" in big bright flashing lights

48. Make the port key go to the Bahamas when it was suppose to go Hogsmead

49. Announce that "His' or Her's Girly Greatness is entering" when he is trying to sneak into a room

50. Put pink fluff on his broom stick

51. Make the pink fluff sticky because they accidentally spilled juice on it

52. Then forget to tell him so he is stuck to his broom

53. Act like his mother and grandmother

54. When acting like his mother/grandmother come to his Death Eater meetings and scold him for being so mean and baby him

55. When acting like his mother/grandmother bake Christmas cookies and sing Christmas carols

56. "Girl up" and "lighten up" his home with a "mother's touch"

57. Celebrate Valentines Day everyday

58. Make him go to World Peace conventions

59. Make him go to anger management classes

60. When he comes home from anger management classes sing "Jesus loves the little children"

61. Then sing "When the Saints go marching in" when sent into a battle field

62. Constantly talk about the baseball team called the Saints

63. During Christmas sing "Hark the Angels sing"

64. "Christmas-fy" his house

65. Ask if he's related to the Muppets

66. Insist he's related to the Muppets

67. Turn him into a Muppet

68. Offer him a the spiciest pepper in the world and not tell him how spicy it is

69. Before mess with the plumbing so there is no water for him to drink

70. Sing the Pussycat Doll's "Don't Cha" then ask for his hand in marriage

71. At his rejection say, "But I thought you were gay…"

72. Just when he is about to kill someone they stop everything and pull out their camera and group up together with him saying, "Smile this can go into our scrapbook of 'Happy Sunny Days'!"

73. Reenact the Ice Age (the actually time not the movie)

74. Reenact the Six Sense

75. Reenact Star Wars

76. Reenact the movie Care Bears

77. Have much fun with reenactments

78. Don't tell him about the reenactments and make them seem like reality

79. At a party spike the punch and only let him drink it

80. Throw him a Dumbledore themed birthday

81. Take many pictures of him with the flash at his birthday

82. Take pictures of him drooling in his sleep and post them on mySpace

83. Set him up on a date with Umbridge

84. For Christmas get him ponies and Polly Pockets

85. Put a TV in his room and have chick-flick love sick movies playing 24/7

86. Talk in text or IM terms all of the time

87. Make baby pictures of him on photo shop

88. Show everyone the baby pictures at just the right moment

89. Start a food fight

90. Throw pies at his face

91. Put all of their gum under the tables

92. Then ask him to look under the table

93. Feed him Baby Gerber food

94. Play Pro wrestling with him

95. Have a tickling war

96. Break his wand

97. Scream at the top of their lungs at 4 in the morning

98. Have a national Dumbledore holiday

99. Break his wand

100. Go on a shopping spree

101. Do all of these in 1 day

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