AN: I was in the mood for having people being annoyed and I found all of these awesome songs that I'm totally rocking out to so I wrote this to have something to do while listening to them besides dancing. Please read and review:
If the Marauders (minus Peter because he wouldn't work in this) went undercover at Voldemort's mansion they would:
1. Set off dung bombs everywhere
2. Sing insulting songs about Voldemort
3. Talk in a made up language when they were asked questions
4. Ask about coloring poodle fur for possible missions
5. Taking all pictures of Voldemort then drawing mustaches and goatees on them
6. When in meetings start clucking like a chicken with the wings and everything
7. Singing Britney Spears at the top of their lungs during missions
8. Smile non-stop and talk about ponies and rainbows
9. Add character to his room but putting on pink wall paper
10. Redecorate the house with flowers and pictures of cute puppies and cats
11. Play the song Barbie Girl by Aqua non-stop for a week
12. Remove the door from Voldemorts room so he can no longer have privacy
13. Color all of the maps and evil plans with pretty pictures in exploding ink
14. Write on Voldemorts hand and forgot that they were using exploding ink
15. "Accidentally" leave an irremovable swamp in Voldemort's room
16. Give Voldemort a present of chocolates filled with a love potion to make him fall in love with Bellatrix Lestrange
17. Play strip-poker in Voldemort's room with the rest of the death eaters and not tell him
18. For Valentines give Voldemort love note from Lucius Malfoy
19. Wake Voldemort up at 4 in the morning just to tell him "Good Morning!"
20. While trying to perform the dark mark turn everyone into circus animals
21. Give his pet snake a make over and offer to do Voldemort next
22. Give Voldemort a make over while he's sleeping and blame it on the cat
23. Clean the house with holy water so everything is pure
24. Get rid of the bad smells by sparing perfume everywhere
25. Put Voldemort's snake in a carriage with a baby bonnet and push it around the house
26. Mock Voldemort when he evilly laughs
27. Charm Voldemort's voice so it's really squeaky when he laughs evilly
28. Call him Voldy or Voldessa
29. Dress up like him for Halloween in a horrible impression of him
30. Ask him why he always dresses up for Halloween everyday when it's once a year
31. Then dress him up as a princess and go trick or treating
32. Then in the middle of the night scare everyone to an almost-early-grave
33. Give him brochures on facial surgery
34. When he is angry make him go take a time out in the sparkle corner
35. While he's in time out talk about mani-cures with the death eaters
36. Forget that he's in time out and leave him all day
37. Take all of the new plans and maps and cut them up into puzzle pieces
38. Forget which puzzle pieces go together
39. Then put all of the wrong ones together
40. Run around his house as "Captain Underwear" (costume and all)
41. Forget to shave their legs when they are "Captain Underwear"
42. Steal all of Voldemort's clothes and turn them into little girly clothing
43. For a meeting make everyone drinks that are really potions
44. Then say that you might had accidentally got them wrong
45. Make dinner for everyone and it would be squid, fish, and snake intestines
46. Tell Voldemort after he's had dinner that his snake was the main course
47. Protect the house by putting up big signs saying that "Voldemort Is Here!" in big bright flashing lights
48. Make the port key go to the Bahamas when it was suppose to go Hogsmead
49. Announce that "His' or Her's Girly Greatness is entering" when he is trying to sneak into a room
50. Put pink fluff on his broom stick
51. Make the pink fluff sticky because they accidentally spilled juice on it
52. Then forget to tell him so he is stuck to his broom
53. Act like his mother and grandmother
54. When acting like his mother/grandmother come to his Death Eater meetings and scold him for being so mean and baby him
55. When acting like his mother/grandmother bake Christmas cookies and sing Christmas carols
56. "Girl up" and "lighten up" his home with a "mother's touch"
57. Celebrate Valentines Day everyday
58. Make him go to World Peace conventions
59. Make him go to anger management classes
60. When he comes home from anger management classes sing "Jesus loves the little children"
61. Then sing "When the Saints go marching in" when sent into a battle field
62. Constantly talk about the baseball team called the Saints
63. During Christmas sing "Hark the Angels sing"
64. "Christmas-fy" his house
65. Ask if he's related to the Muppets
66. Insist he's related to the Muppets
67. Turn him into a Muppet
68. Offer him a the spiciest pepper in the world and not tell him how spicy it is
69. Before mess with the plumbing so there is no water for him to drink
70. Sing the Pussycat Doll's "Don't Cha" then ask for his hand in marriage
71. At his rejection say, "But I thought you were gay…"
72. Just when he is about to kill someone they stop everything and pull out their camera and group up together with him saying, "Smile this can go into our scrapbook of 'Happy Sunny Days'!"
73. Reenact the Ice Age (the actually time not the movie)
74. Reenact the Six Sense
75. Reenact Star Wars
76. Reenact the movie Care Bears
77. Have much fun with reenactments
78. Don't tell him about the reenactments and make them seem like reality
79. At a party spike the punch and only let him drink it
80. Throw him a Dumbledore themed birthday
81. Take many pictures of him with the flash at his birthday
82. Take pictures of him drooling in his sleep and post them on mySpace
83. Set him up on a date with Umbridge
84. For Christmas get him ponies and Polly Pockets
85. Put a TV in his room and have chick-flick love sick movies playing 24/7
86. Talk in text or IM terms all of the time
87. Make baby pictures of him on photo shop
88. Show everyone the baby pictures at just the right moment
89. Start a food fight
90. Throw pies at his face
91. Put all of their gum under the tables
92. Then ask him to look under the table
93. Feed him Baby Gerber food
94. Play Pro wrestling with him
95. Have a tickling war
96. Break his wand
97. Scream at the top of their lungs at 4 in the morning
98. Have a national Dumbledore holiday
99. Break his wand
100. Go on a shopping spree
101. Do all of these in 1 day
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