Chrom stepped into Robin's tent. The tactician looked up from his strategy book at his best friend and commander.

"Hey Chrom, whats up?"

"Hey Robin, I kinda need to talk to you for a second."

"About what?"

Chrom rubbed the back of his neck.

"Some of your decisions as our tactician and overall manager of the army."

"What decision do you mean?" Asked Robin.

"Weapons first." Replied Chrom.

"I make sure they are in pristine condition." Said Robin.

"And that we're all grateful for." Said Chrom. "But the names you come up with for them..."

Chrom unsheathed his rapier and pointed to the engravings on it.

"Not in smash." Said Chrom. "I don't know what that means but it kind of upsets me somehow."

"I thought it was funny." Said Robin.

"The others too. Knee groin, Useless, Press A to kill." Said Chrom. "And For time. Whats with that?"

"You mean Stahl's sword? Its a play on words, Stahl for time, like stall for time."

Chrom let out a chuckle.

"Okay that was actually pretty clever... But everything else-"

"Names don't affect performance." Said Robin.

"Anyways the second thing." Said Chrom as he sheathed his rapier. "I noticed that you play matchmaker from time to time..."

"It strengthens the bonds between teammates." Said Robin.

"Well some of your pairings are a little... odd."

"Define odd Chrom."

"Well, You set Panne, a shapeshifting animal woman up with Donnel, who I'm pretty sure is 14."

"They work well together."

"Or how you Set Henry up with Tharja..." Added Chrom. "The thought of those two together terrifies me."

"You say that now, but when they give birth to the ultimate dark mage, you'll be glad it's on our side."

Chrom rolled his eyes.

"I'm just glad nobody died at their wedding." Said Chrom. "Third thing."

Chrom took out a sheet of paper that had their previous battle's plan written on it.

"Some of your battle plans are highly unusual."

"How so?"

"You sent two of our best soldiers out to this... Sparkly thing on the map when they could have been used to fight on the front lines."

"I wanted the event." Said Robin.

"Event?... Whatever theres more."

Chrom threw the paper to the side.

"In our most recent battle we had the enemy commander cornered and alone. But instead of immediately finishing him off you ordered everyone to run around the battlefield for several minutes until reinforcements arrived."

"XP grinding." Said Robin.

"Again I don't know what that is."

"Chrom." Robin Began. "I know my tactics may seem... Bizzare to you, but from my point of view they are all very important to the strength of the Shepards."

"Even the weapon names?"

"Thats for my own amusement but still." Said Robin. We are stronger than ever under my management and we both know it."

"I won't argue with that..."

"Good." Said Robin.

The tactician got up and walked out of the tent, past Chrom.

"Now if you'll excuse me, your sister is waiting for me in her finest lingerie."

Chrom remained silent for a few seconds before a realization hit him.

"Hey wait! When did you and my sister start dating?!"

I got Fire Emblem Awakening for my birthday, so expect more Fire Emblem stories from me.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time.