I Know I should be working on Ski Trips, Mole?, or my other fanfics. But I had to do this for Halloween! So expect this fic. As well!

He raises his ax, and then the Jew and the fag didn't know what to do! They huddle close together as they fear the deadly ax. They said their last goodbyes, when the ax came down! And you know what happen to them?

The group of boys shook their heads no as half of them was caught up in the story.

THEY DIED!! THEIR GHOST HAUNTS THESE VERY WOODS!! LOOKING FOR EACH OTHER!! GAHHHHHHHH!!

A scream was heard from a jittery blond who hid behind a tough looking guy, who'd just flipped off the story teller. He turns towards the shaking caffinated blond and whispered soft sweet words that he wouldn't of said to anyone else.

"Tweekers, calm down. It was just a story. None of it's true."

"B-but what if it is? W-what if they kill us in our sleep?! W-what what if..."

"Calm down! Would I stir you wrong?"

"N-no." Tweek answered as he calm down in Craig's embrace.

"Oh, But it is true, Craig! The guy with the ax haunts this forest as well. Desperately keeping the couple apart. And each of them are willing to kill to reach their goal." Cartman said after hearing their conversation.

Ahhhhhh!! a scream escaped the jittery blond's lips once more. Craig growled at Cartman and flipped him off again before attending to the blond.

"That w-was mean, Eric." Butters stuttered as usual as he clung onto Kenny.

Cartman scuffed at him.

"Ol'chap I thought that was very unnecessary." Pip said.

"Shut up, Frenchy. Nobody cares what you think." Cartman said bluntly.

"Call Pip a Frenchy again, I dare ya." Damien threaten while holding up his fist that was on fire, as Pip hold one of his arms with a worried look.

Cartman ignored them though and turn his attention to Stan and Kyle. Kyle was you glaring at Cartman, and Stan sighed. Cartman noticed that they were sitting very close together, and that they were unknowingly holding hands. Cartman smirked at this.

"What, Fat Ass!?" Kyle growled knowing that smirk on his face.

"I knew that you guys were fags!" Cartman laughed.

Kyle and Stan looked down and notice they were holding hands.