(HA, I was obsessed with Wicked a few years ago, and started writing stupid little "what if" scenarios like this one. The only reason it's funny is because it's so NOT funny, if you know what I mean. Anyway, enjoy my stupidity J)
(Glinda and Elphaba sing "For Good.")
Glinda: Oh, Elphie, let's promise never to let a stupid boy like Fiyero ever come between us again!
Flying Monkeys: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diss!
Elphaba: Did you just call Fiyero stupid???!
Glinda: Well, yeah….Elphie, he can't count past 10!
Elphaba: Oh yeah, well, he was smarter than you!
Flying Monkeys: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shutdown!
Glinda: Would you please shut your filthy monkeys up???
Flying Monkeys: Hey!
Elphaba: Leave my monkeys out of this! (Hehe that sounds awkward…)
Glinda: May I borrow your broom?
Elphaba: Sure. Why?
Glinda: Wyaaa! (Whacks Elphaba over the head with the broom. Elphaba attacks her. Graphic catfight scene follows. They here the peoples coming.)
Elphaba: Oh no! Get out of here you dumb blonde! (Glinda watches as Elphaba melts dramatically.)
Glinda: Oh, Elphie… why did you have to break my crown?
THE END