DISCLAIMER: I don't own X-Men: Evolution, Lord Of The Rings or Pokémon. But I do own the sombrero (More about that later).
Now that I'm done with that, let's get started!
SABERTOOTH: No! I'm not doing this part! Never!
Oh, yes you will, and if you don't youll-
(Blob is chased past Mewtwo 34 and Sabertooth by 500 baby Bulbasaurs.)
BLOB: I'll play the Balrog I'll be a great Balrog! Just save from these.... THINGS!!
BULBASAURS: Bulba! Saur! Bulba! (Read us another story or DIE!!!)
I'm sorry, too late. Someone else got that part.
BLOB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Disappears in the horizon.)
Now where was I? Oh, right. And if you don't, you'll be babysitting my Jigglypuffs!
SABERTOOTH: (Extremely panicked) Okey. Okey. I'll do it.
Goood boy. (Scrathes him behind the ear.) Can we NOW get started?