Heyyaa new story.. i couldnt think what to write for my other story Hey Kitty Cat.. so i had to get the lil idea out of my head first :D sooo hope u like.. and i have already written the second chapter.. i just will seehow many people will review first :P and a point to note.. my chapters will be short yes.. but straight to the point.. if i write longer.. they tend to get quite boring to read and write.. love yall!

Disclaimer: Aint mine my feline friends. i only got the slightly insane escaped convict running towards me now. eh.. laterz::runs off:

Hair Fetish

Chapter 1 - Not my problem!

Harry was bored.

Very bored..

He was in the middle of a Potions class on a Monday morning, which of course can make certain people so entirely bored.. That they may... just... well... fall asleep! So.. thought Harry, if you think about it that way,Snape had no right to make me partners with Malfoy! ..Because… come on! Who couldn't fall asleep in Potions? Snape just liked picking on him cause um.. Harry screwed up his face trying to remember why it wasn't fair again... Oh yea! Snape is a slimy git that has nothing else to do that terrorise me.

"You know Potter; if you want people to run screaming from you, just keep your face like that and hopefullyit will freeze… not that you have any better chances with your normal face anyway." Draco Malfoy remarked from beside Harry with a sneer on his face.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Harry asked while glaring at the blond Slytherin.

"Well..." He started, putting as much sarcasm into that one word as possible, " If you haven't noticed, the potion that we are doing is to be done by the both of us. So if you would be bothered to get off your lazy Gryffindor ass and stop daydreaming about your Mudblood girlfriend and do something, then we all may not get the impression that you are as incompetent as Professor Snape says you are." He finished with a cross between a nasty sneer and an evil smirk.

"Oh shut it Mal-" Harry snapped back while still glaring, unfortunately he didn't realise the certain greasy hared bat walking up behind them at that moment.

"Potter. What prey tell, are you doing? I suggest you do some work rather that insulting my top student. The next warning will be a detention… Oh and 20 points from Gryffindor for disrupting the class." Snape then narrowed his eyes and stalked off to his desk, while watching Harry suspiciously.

Harry then glowered at the ingredients in front of him as if it were their fault, while hastily chopping them up haphazardly. He could distinctly hear Malfoy sniggering in the background. The evil jerk.

"Well you've got your stupid wish now Malfoy" Harry said through gritted teeth because he was trying to hold his temper in check, "I'm helping you with the stupid potion!" Harry was still pretty angry, that he didn't actually notice what he had thrown into the cauldron until he saw Malfoy's eyes go extremely large and while he was jumping out of the way of the cauldron he heard him shout..

"NO POTTER! THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT BLOODY INGREDIENT YOU IDIOT!"

He really only registered that something was wrong when the cauldron started bubbling freakishly… He was just about to jump out of the way like the rest of the class, when the bloody thing exploded.

All over him.

And then there was Darkness.

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