An Advertisement for Subway

Once upon a time, most likely last week. Matthias was watching TV when behold. Another add for Subway sandwiches showed on the screen. Except the obese person appeared to have a strange though exceedingly close appearance to Friar Hugo. And this fellow had gone from a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL to an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS. Actually he was so minute he was the size of a pin. Later Matthias consulted the pudgy Friar about the matter. I t turns out that Hugo's Mother was actually a flea.

"I am actually quite embarrassed about the matter." The mouse explained.

Matthias looked away from his game boy advance. NOTE: He was playing Barbie Beach Party.

'I understand'.

"My Mothers genes were passed on to me through heredity".

Matthias once again looked away from his game boy advance. NOTE: He was now playing Jobo The Leaping Snail goes to Disneyworld Florida.

" OK I GET THE POINT I UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! gees!"

After filing a divorce with Cornflower then getting married to a calculator, he had an extremely long walk

Actually he walked for 50 years pondering his and the worlds own existence.

Later that day he filed another divorce with calculator after realizing that the calculator could not wash dishes, but could easily tell him that 1 plus 1 is 2. After dinner Matthias ate a Subway and lost 111111111111111111111111111111111111111kg

SO IF YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT EAT SUBWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT FRESH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By JAMIE [Mali Sixclaw's cousin]