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Axel:Hello you all know me as Axel
Demyx: And I'm Demyx
Axel: Yeah he just follows me everywhere, playing that sitar and making water go everywhere!
Demyx: (playing sitar)
Axel: (Grabs it and throws it)
Demyx: (Starts crying)
Axel: Oh shut up! Anyway were going to take a closer look at KINGDOM HEARTS II!
Demyx: Sweetness!
Part 1
ORGANIZATION XIII Auditons!
Axel: These are some Deleted sceens we are going to show you what you missed!
Demyx: Note some sceans may shock, disturb or contain possible "SPOILERS"!
Axel: So it was supposed to be Sora would say to some ORGANIZATION XIII Members how did you get into the orginization!
Demyx: And then a cutscean would appear.
Axel: Here are some of the cutsceans!
Demyx
( Xemnes, Saix and Xaldin sitting at a judging table)
Xemnes: So what makes you think you can into the organization?
Demyx: I can make water appear and disapear! ( Goes to a sink and turns on the water and then turns the water off)
(Crickets chirp and a baby cries)
Demyx: I did good!
Axel: Whatever.
Next
Xigbar
Xemnes: So what makes you think that you can get into the orginization?
Xigbar: Well I'll shoot each and everyone of you in the if I don't!
All three judges: (Gulp)
Next
Luxord
Xemnes: What makes you think that you can get into the organization?
Luxord: Because I'll offer free poker lessons!
Saix: Sweet!
Xaldin: You don't know how to play poker!
Saix: I know how to play!
Xaldin: What a two pair?
Saix: What's a what?
Demyx: So how did you get in Axel
Axel: I'm not telling!
Next
Axel
Xemnes: What makes you think that you can get into the organization?
Axel: I don't know! Because I want to!
Xemnes: Okay!
Axel: How did you get that footage!
Demyx: It was in your pocket!
Axel: Oh!
Demyx: So what else are we going to talk about?
Axel: How about the free food we got! We had no problems with that!
Flashback
Axel: You call these bagels!
Some guy: Yeah what do you call them!
Axel: I call these (Bleep)!
End Flashback
Demyx: That was a complaint right there!
Axel: No it wasn't!
Demyx: Yes it was!
Axel: NO IT WASN'T YOU (bleep)
END of chap 1