The Inuyasha Badfic Collection
I Don't Care Anymore
Cyrox
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.
It started out as a usual day for these kinds of fanfics. Inuyasha was in a bad mood for absolutely no reason, except for plot purposes.
"KAGOME!" He shouted, "WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE BREAKFAST YET?"
Kagome heard it all, and despite the fact that she usually tries to avoid fighting with Inuyasha, she had the sudden urge to yell at him too.
"I'M WORKING ON IT!" She yelled back, "WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A BAD MOOD TODAY?"
"I HAVE TO," Inuyasha stated, "YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE KIND OF FANFICS ARE LIKE. I HAVE TO ACT LIKE I TREAT YOU LIKE DIRT! AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING? YOU USUALLY TRY AND AVOID ARGUMENTS UNLESS I DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD!"
"I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM," Kagome explained, "I HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU HAVE JUST TALKED TO KIKYO!"
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo overheard the argument. All though anybody in a hundred mile radius could have heard the conversation.
"Another slightly OOC fighting fanfic," Miroku said.
"Do people really think these fanfics have a chance at being a great novel someday?" Sango asked.
"I don't know," Shippo suggested, "it might actually be a good fanfic."
At that point, Kagome shouted sit, causing Inuyasha to fall to the ground. And when he got up, she said it again for no reason.
"I guess I spoke to soon," Shippo said.
After hearing the incantation five times, Inuyasha was starting to get fed up.
"WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT STUPID WORD?" Inuyasha demanded.
"BECAUSE THE FANS LIKE IT WHEN I SAY IT," Kagome explained.
"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT DOZENS OF TIMES!" He insisted.
"I KNOW," Kagome sadly explained, "BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE. SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!"
After Inuyasha fell to the ground seventeen times, he came to a decision.
"OK, why don't I make you so mad that you decide to go home," He said.
"That's fine with me," Kagome agreed, "so what should we do? Should we use Kouga, Kikyo, or just use some random reason?"
"Let's go for the random reason this time," Inuyasha suggested, "at least we'll be doing something different from the show."
"Hey Miroku," Kagome called, "do we have that list of random reasons?"
"I have it right here," Miroku said as he picked it up.
"Let's see," Sango said as she checked the list, "how about this: Shippo disguises himself as Inuyasha and teases Kagome. She shouts sit and realizes that it wasn't Inuyasha. Inuyasha yells at her for making that mistake and she goes home.
"That's a little too OOC," Kagome stated, "besides I do apologize to Inuyasha whenever I wrong him and stuff like that usually ends with him grumbling at me for a while. I do treat Inuyasha with respect you know."
"How about Inuyasha sees Kagome naked. He ends up liking it a lot which upsets her," Shippo read.
"What kind of pervert do you think I am?" Inuyasha demanded, "That sounds like a storyline for Miroku and Sango!"
"This one should do it," Miroku said, "Inuyasha accuses Kagome of having her period."
"That's good," Kagome said.
"Fine with me," Inuyasha "I just want to get this fanfic over and get back to hunting Naraku."
After the discussion was finished, Inuyasha and Kagome went back to yelling at each other.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, DO YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD OR SOMETHING?" Inuyasha demanded.
At that point, Kagome knew that it was time for her to leave.
"I'M GOING HOME!" She shouted.
"FINE," Inuyasha continued, "I'M GETTING SICK OF YOU AND ALL OF YOUR PMS!"
"AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK AGAIN!" Kagome added, "even though I'll magically forget everything that just happened and be back soon when Inuyasha comes back and says that he loves me."
"We need to star in less predictable fanfics," Miroku observed.
At that point, Kagome jumped into the well and arrived back in her own time.
"Stupid Inuyasha," she said to herself, "I'm never forgiving ... oh who am I kidding? He'll be back to apologize and I'll forget all about it."
Back in the feudal era, everyone was supposed to be upset at the fact that Kagome left. But sadly, they've all been in this fanfic thousands of times that they weren't really interested.
"I can't believe Kagome is gone," Shippo blandly said, "Inuyasha you have gone too far this time."
"You don't sound to upset," Inuyasha observed.
"I know she's coming back, but I just wanted to do something," The fox demon explained.
"Well," Inuyasha stated, "I know that cannon states that I'd be mad for hours. But I'm going off to realize what I have just done, go back and tell her how much I love her, and wrap up this story."
"By the way, what were you fighting about?" Miroku asked.
"I don't know and I don't care," Inuyasha snapped, "I just want to end this stupid fanfic and start collecting jewel shards again."
Inuyasha went out into the woods to think about what he's going to say. Just as he was about to leave, Kouga arrived.
"Kagome," He started, "My love for you is as great as the mountains where my home is. My only request is that you give me your hand in ..."
"You're too late Kouga," Sango said, "Kagome already went home."
"What?" Kouga said in shock, "Do you know you know how long it took me to write that proposal? Now it's going to waste!"
"Sorry about that," Shippo said, "it was kind of a spur of the moment thing that we forgot to tell you."
"Ah what's the point," The wolf demon stated, "So is the mutt still here?"
"He'll be going to get Kagome soon," Miroku said.
Inuyasha stood alone in the woods, thinking about important things.
"Kagome," Inuyasha thought, "why do we keep getting stuck in these stupid fanfics? Why can't we just search for Naraku and the jewel shards? Do these people really think that our only purpose in life is to fall in love with each other? And why do they act like we don't respect each other when we do. I may be short tempered and rude, but I have a lot of respect for you Kagome."
At that point, Kikyo randomly appeared and started kissing Inuyasha. The priestess stopped when she noticed that Inuyasha didn't seem interested.
"What's wrong Inuyasha?" She asked.
"Kagome already left?" He replied.
"You could have told me," Kikyo said.
"I'm sorry," Inuyasha said, "we got caught up in the moment."
"And I guess you've randomly decided that you love her and you've found the courage to tell her that. Even though you have the courage to share your feelings with her and the reason why you don't tell her that you love her is a more complicated manner," Kikyo stated.
"Yes," Inuyasha said.
At that point Sesshomaru appeared from the forest and walked over to Inuyasha.
"Are we in another SessKag?" Sesshomaru asked.
"No, this is an InuKag," Inuyasha said.
"Good," Sesshomaru said, "those annoy me even more then being called Fluffy."
The dog demon shuddered when he said the word Fluffy.
"I think we'll do one of those for the next chapter," Inuyasha said.
"Remind me not to come," His brother replied.
"And why are you here anyway?" Inuyasha asked.
"To please the fans," Sesshomaru answered.
"Well I'd better go get Kagome back," Inuyasha said as he walked over to the well.
At that point, Kikyo and Sesshomaru walked over to where the others were.
"Inuyasha just walked over to the well," Sango said.
"I guess we know what's coming next," Miroku said.
"So what do we do now?" Shippo asked.
"Kagome left her playing cards here," Miroku observed, "I guess we can play a game."
Inuyasha climbed out of the well and found himself in Kagome's era. He walked over to her house to see if she was home. When Inuyasha entered Kagome's room, he noticed that she was still enraged over what the half demon said earlier.
"So have you come to apologize?" Kagome asked.
"Yes," Inuyasha said.
The half demon cleared his throat as he prepared to speak to her.
"Kagome," he started, "get over it and return to the feudal era."
Kagome was speechless over what she just heard.
"That is it," She demanded, "Not only do you insult me Inuyasha; you come to me with the worst apology I have ever heard!"
"So are you coming back?" He asked.
"Of coarse I am," Kagome said, "it's a stupid fic where the only important thing is that we fall in love."
Both Inuyasha and Kagome returned to the Feudal era to announce their love. While they were gone, everyone who was waiting for them were playing cards.
"Do you have any fives" Shippo asked.
"Go fish," Miroku told him.
The little fox demon picked up a card just as Inuyasha and Kagome met up with them.
"Hello," Kagome said.
"Kagome, you're back," Miroku said, without a lot of emotion.
"Yes, and Inuyasha and I are a couple," She said without a lot of enthusiasm.
"I guess I should be upset," Kouga said.
"And I think I should be too," Kikyo added.
After they had all finished talking, a long silence was heard. Probably because everyone knew that Inuyasha and Kagome would end up together, it wasn't much of a surprise.
"So what are you guys playing?" Kagome asked.
"We were thinking of trying crazy eights," Miroku said, "care to join us?"
"Sure," Kagome said.
"Why not," Inuyasha grumbled, "Naraku's not going to be in this fanfic, so there's no point in searching for him."
And so ends another Inuyasha fanfic, not that anybody cares. Tune in next time when Sesshomaru does drugs.