Shiny teeth JUTSU!

A/N: okay this is a one shot unless people like it. My brother actually gave me the idea for this, after watching Gai-sensei's (I spell Guy-sensei's name with the Japanese lettering instead of the English lettering.) teeth shining. What if they where an attack?  So yeah, that's the logic behind this story. This is suppose to be funny but I think I might have failed. Enjoy!

I don't own Zatch Bell or Naruto

"Kiyo!" Zatch cried hanging off of Kiyo's leg with all of his might. "Please, please, please, please?"

"HOW MANY TIME'S HAVE I TOLD YOU NO!" Kiyo growled trying to shake Zatch off his leg.

Yet another normal morning, Zatch was in his green sports bag and Kiyo was in his school uniform. As always Zatch was determined to get to school with Kiyo.

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Now please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty please?"

"NO!"

"How 'bout now?"

"NO!"

"Ah, common!"

"NO!"

"Can I not come to school with you?"

"NO!"

"YAY! Thank you Kiyo!"

"Huh? I said no!"

"You just said it was okay!"

"Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-h-h-h-h-h-H-H-H-!" Kiyo yelled so loud the house shock, his face turning red and demonic. Zatch lost.

Defeated Zatch walked off to the park with his head hung low. "Stupid Kiyo. I wanna go to school too. It's not fair! Kiyo gets all the fun!" Zatch muttered to himself walking through the gate into the park. To sad Megumi had a music video to shoot, this time in Alaska, Tia of course had gone with her. Not fair.

Zatch sat down on the swing and continued to stare at the ground, "Why don't I get to go to school?"

"Maybe it's cause your stupid"

Zatch looked away from the ground. Naomi's terrifying face was inches away from Zatch's.

"AH!" Zatch screamed jumping off the swing.

"hehehe!" Naomi giggled pretending to veer her engine on her pedal car. Zatch, needless to say, began to run for his life. Naomi followed suit and chased him. Zatch was running, he was running fast, Naomi was pedaling just as fast, poor Zatch had o escape route.

Next thing life knew Zatch crashed into a large smoke poof. Naomi skidded to a halt watching the smoke float off into the air.

Once the smoke had faded both Zatch and Naomi wore a similar expression of shock. Out of the poof a full grown man in something that resembled an ugly green spandex body suite, orange leg warmers clashed with the green and he wore a vest with several pockets in a gray green. Around his waist a curved shiny metal showing the symbol of the leaf village, a swirled leaf, the metal was on a think band of maroon fabric. Even worse was the face. A squash shaped noes was between two small eyes that wore giant black fuzzy eyebrows. Black, black hair shined with pure white highlights reading "NiN" all the way round his bowl cut hair.

"Hi there," he said in a low happy voice he smiled showing nice white teeth and his tumb up pose.

"Hey mister!" Naomi shouted, "you're in our way, move it!"

"Nah, that's okay, I'll stay right here." He sounded unaware of what Naomi really said.

"Maybe you didn't hear me. I said move it!" Naomi shouted pedaling her cars again to crash in him.

The strange man took a deep breath and shouted, "Shiny teeth Jutsu!" and then he smiled. The nice glimer off of his teeth had become the reflection of the sun up close.

"Ah my eyes!" Naomi shouted pedaling away as fast as she could.

"That was cool…" Zatch stated with admiration.

"Gai sensei saves the day again!"

"How'd you do that?"

"By focusing my chakra…" the rest of the conversation was lost on Zatch but he paid attention.

"Ah now I must be off." Gai stated standing patting the dirt off his spandex once he finished his explanation.

"ah? Why?"

"A hero must always be on the move! Farewell!" Gai saluted Zatch and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Zatch patiently waited inches away from the front door for Kiyo's entrance. Waiting so close to the door has it's conciquinses the door opened with no remorse to Zatch's poor noes.

"I'm home?" Kiyo said walking in and glancing at the in pain Zatch curled on the ground.

A/N: okay that's the end. Let me know if you like it, I can make it longer. This took me a big, BIG, 15 min to type and I haven't gone through it with a nit pick. If you read my other stories I have a reason for the delay on my profile. Personally I'm very upset about it, still trying to fix everything up and don't feel like typing it more then once. If you care I will be working on my stories like crazy through out the week. Last night was homecoming dance so I'm still sleepy  so forgive my rambling.