Hello! This is Nurse Joy from Goldenrod City, and I want to tell you about what goes on in the Pokemon Center. You may think that it is as simple as sick Pokemon come in and healthy Pokemon come out. Wrong! It's a lot more complicated than you think. You see, it's all part of the Pokemon Center's life.
The Pokemon Center's life begins when us Nurse Joys find a town that doesn't have one, and we BUILD ONE OURSELVES! You might wonder how there are so many Nurse Joys. Some people think that the first one in Viridian City started killing innocent Pokemon trainers and turning them into Nurse Joys. But you see, the real secret is 6 generations of inbreeding. Simple, right?
But what about Chanseys? Yup, we inbreed those too. You see, we don't have a choice, since Chanceys are an endangered, but now we brought them back to common! Welcome to the Chanseys of tommorow. THE INBREEDERS OF TODAY.
So you see, the biggest process of healing your Pokemon is inbreeding! Pretty cool, right? In fact, if your Pokemon are rare, we give them an injection so that they will faint more easily, so you have to bring them back more often! Have you ever wondered why Pokemon have to stay in the Pokeball when we heal them? SO THAT THEY CAN'T ESCAPE WHEN WE FORCEFULLY INBREED THEM! It's all part of nature.