Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto and I never will. The reason being that Masashi would never give such a great anime to a weirdo like me. Nope, it will never happen. That's like Naruto bursting through my door right now just to give me a cookie. Itachi bursts through the door

"Here's your stupid cookie" Yay! Hey, I never said Itachi couldn't do it!

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(A/N-This is my first fan fiction so please be nice or at least review in a positive manner!)

Now on with the story!

Chapter 1: Boredom Brings The Monster Out Of Us All

Whatever You Call The Place Where The Hokage Is

"Tsunade-sama?" a n Anbu member said opening the door of Tsunade's office.

"Grrr stupid paperwork! Always piling up when I'm not around. Who is rude enough to come in here and dump all this stuff on my desk! What do I look like a secretary!" Tsunade said angry at the never ending pile of papers on her desk. Obviously she didn't realize a person was standing at the door staring at her.

"Umm Tsunade?" the Anbu member said a little louder, hoping Tsunade would hear this time.

Tsunade unfortunately, was still yelling at the papers on her desk.

"Tsu-" The man tried again but was already heard before he could finish her name.

"What!" Tsunade yelled out of nowhere.

"There is someone here who wants to speak to you."

Tsunade as upset as she was just sighed and said, "Fine. Send them in. It's probably Kakashi anyway." Tsunade crossed her arms as the Anbu member let the visitor in.

As Tsunade suspected, it was the silver haired copy nin who walked in.

"You wanted to speak to me about something?" the jounin said cutting to the point of his visit.

"Yeah, yeah just sit down." Tsunade was glaring at the paperwork as she said this.

Kakashi ignoring that Tsunade was being weird just sat down.

There was silence for a moment.

"Umm Tsunade?"

"Huh? What?"

"Umm, I'd hat to interrupt your little...staring contest but uh-" another cut off by Tsunade.

"Oh yeah. Right. The meeting. Ok umm." it seemed as though Tsunade was lost in what she was going to say.

This could take a while. Oh well, at least I have "icha icha paradise" to keep me company. Kakashi thought to himself.

"Oh yeah! I called this meeting so I could complain..." another sentence block (I hate those moments)

"About?" Kakashi tried to bring her words back.

"Oh yeah! I got it now! I called a meeting to complain about those bratty children you call your students!" Tsunade was apparently back in the game.

sigh Here we go...again.

"Have you noticed how many times those kids fight?" Tsunade was already back to her complaining self.

Ok...I'm really gonna hear it. I knew I shouldn't have come today.

Kakashi didn't even realize that while he was complaining about Tsunade's complaining, he missed some of her complaining.

"So now, I've come up with a plan to shape those genins up and they're going to help" Tsunade said pointing to the door.

Suddenly, two people entered the room. They were young, but not that young. More like 14. They looked almost identical too. In clothing and in looks.

Kakashi turned around to look at them.

Oh boy. Tsunade's got something big up her sleeve, I can just feel it.

"Now, Kakashi, here's where you come in" Tsunade said with a smirk.

At Team 7's Training Grounds

Cell 7 was at their usual training spot waiting for (who else?) Kakashi...again. It was getting irritating having to stand for 2 straight hours everyday in the same spot. Even Sasuke was tired of standing. So like every other day, the team did what they do best to pass the time...they fought about something stupid.

"I'm bored." a very sleepy Naruto said.

"You say that everyday, dobe. We get it already." an annoyed Sasuke responded.

"What did you say!" Naruto didn't take to kindly to being called a dobe everyday.

"I-said-you-say-that-every-day-dobe." Sasuke said pausing continuously so that Naruto would understand. After his insulting remark, Sasuke did his famous Uchiha smirk.

This made Naruto angry. So angry that he got up to attack Sasuke.

Sakura looked up from her boredom trance and noticed Naruto charging towards Sasuke .

"Naruto, stop it! What are you doing!" Sakura got up to quickly block Naruto.

"Out of the way, Sakura! He asked for it!" Naruto said and swung his fist.

Sakura stopped Naruto's fist from hitting Sasuke just in time. She was able to grab the back of Naruto's jacket and pull him to the ground (Ouch! That's gonna hurt for a while!). Sasuke famous Uchiha smirk was still plastered on his face. "Good for him." he said.

Naruto, still on the ground, rubbed his head and looked at Sakura. "Owie, Sakura-chan! Why do you always only hit me?"

Sakura's fists were clenched. Her eyes were dark. Suddenly, our little innocent Sakura snapped.

"Why are you two always fighting! It's it's like a broken record! Everyday it's the same stupid thing! It's always fight after fight after fight! Well you know what! I've had it! It's hot, Kakashi's late like every other stupid day, and I can't stand it anymore! Next person who opens their mouth is gonna get it. Whether it's Naruto or Sasuke!" apparently Sakura let the heat get to her. I mean really, when have you ever heard Sakura, Sasuke's #1 fan girl threaten Sasuke?

Sasuke and Naruto were all chibi-like and shaking in fear of Sakura's wrath. Nobody said anything else for the rest of the time they waited for Kakashi. No one wanted to say anything. Especially not if it meant risking your arms and legs.

After 10 more minutes, a cloud of smoke appeared and the silver haired jounin had arrived.

"Yo." Kakashi said sticking a hand up. He was reading that 'book' again.

No one answered. Complete silence. Even Naruto said nothing.

"Umm, I take it nobody's in a good mood?"

"..." still nothing.

Kakashi studies his students. What's gotten into them?

Naruto looked around. He went from a feared look at Sakura, to a glare at Sasuke, to a calm look towards Kakashi. Kakashi noticed this and then turned his attention towards Sasuke. His expressions? Simple. He glared at everyone without saying a word.

Next observation was towards Sakura. Sakura looked calm, but turned off at the same time. She looked at her team mates as if she was ready to slice them apart with a cheese grader. (Double Ouch! That sounds like a scary look!)

So then Sakura did something, eh? Hehe, it's about time she taught those boys not to mess with women. Wait, what? Ah, never mind. Now where was I? Oh yeah, the mission! Kakashi smirked when he remembered the mission.

"Okay guys! Who's up for an exciting mission?" Kakashi said, breaking the silence.

"..."

Kakashi was surprised Naruto didn't jump up, but shrugged his shoulders and kept talking.

"Well, up for it or not you're doing the mission so tough luck if you don't want to. Anyway, today we will be going on a very...how do I say this? We're going on a very...interesting mission."

Everyone looked up. Naruto smiled for a second, but it was a short lived smile.

Something told this team that they weren't going to enjoy this mission.

Nope. Not one bit.

End of chapter

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