Disclaimer:I do not Discworld or any of its caracters.Though Jason Pert is mine,and death was some old ledgend or somthing,the Death I'm using was created by the brillent Terry Pratchett.
Icarus Major:This is my first ever story,and I hope you like it
The spirit of Jason Pert looked at the sad lump of cloth and flesh that used to be him. Of course, it wasn't all in one piece,oh no. Part of him was lying in the corner and yes…he was almost sure that was some of him on the ceiling too. ' Well 'spose I get that when I play wit matches and that black powdery stuff I got from the dwarfs'. He thought sadly, looking through his arm and onto the ground. He sighed.
"JASON PERT?" a voice said Jason's his head.
The hair prickled on the back of Jason's would-be sweaty neck. He turned around and found he was standing face to face with something he only dared dream about. He lest out a little gasp, but found he wasn't all that nervous.
"…Ear, do you really have to ask?" he asked
"OH YES." Said death.
Jason looked Death up and down. Death was outlined with a faint
blue glow. He, of course, held the legendary scythe, but also had a
rather nice sword at his side.
There was an uncomfortable silence and just as death was raising
his scythe to take his sole,but Jason cut in quickly.
"Why?"
Death Paused.
"WHY WHAT?"
"Why do you have to ask? It's not like you don't know it's not who I am."
Death lowered his scythe and Jason continued.
"I mean, for real, how many people do you see al spectral like me?"
"WELL, I SEE QUITE A LOT."
"Can't argue with that," said Jason with a shrug.
"RIGHT, BUT I WOULD STILL KNOW IF IT WAS YOU OR NOT. "
"So I couldn't get away with lying to you?"
"NOPE, TOO LATE ANYWAY."
"Well, 'sposing ya get it wrong?" Jason asked with a small sniff.
"THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES." He griped his scythe, "…LIKE THAT."
Jason made a small snorting noise. "Sure sure…sure." He put his hands up and started sniggering.
"WHAT?" Death asked, completely lost.
"Oh nothing, sir, just take me away now."
Death shrugged, and did.
Icarus Major:Sucky ending I know,but the computer is makeing me mad right now.