Harry Potter's scar started to numb. It was an intense feeling that Voldemort was scheming to destroy Hogwarts.
"Fuck Em" said Harry Potter, " I ain't doing shit unless I get support from the school and the wizard community."
Harry was walking in the hallway through school. It was already November and two months has passed before Harry complained about something or took action.
Ron asked Harry in cockney accent, " Whats wrong Harry?. You haven't said shit all year about dumbledore, he who must not be named, order of the pheonix, etc."
Harry responded, " I'm fucking tired of saving the day for everyone and nobody gives a shit. So, I am going to sit on my ass."
Suddenly, Voldemort appeared at Hogwarts and started fucking things up. Everyone was screaming and dying.
"AvADA KADABRA, AVADA KADABRA, ABRA KADABRA, BABABABA" screamed Voldemort.
Dumbledore thought to himself, " Holy Cocks. I should have done something about this." He called some snipers from British Parliament to help.
The snipers posted around Hogwarts watching Voldemort kill out in the open. The cross hair went over his ugly bald face. BOOM. Voldemorts brain splattered all over the floor.
At the autopsy and muggle forensics, prosecutors found out that Slytherin ties led to Voldemort coming back and entering Hogwarts.
A detective told Dumbledore, " You fucking retard. You are harboring a terrorist organization at your school. Why the fuck do you allow slytherin to even exist."
Dumbledore all dumb and senile said, "DRrrrrrrrr. I dunno."
After that, Dumbledore and the professors rounded up all the Slytherin kids and sent them to jail as well as your parents. Malfoy was sentenced to death and was hanged as well as most of the slytherin children.
Harry Potter continues school and develops magic machines to help solve the muggle worlds energy crisis and world hunger.