It was a rainy day in North Akkala.
The young Hero of Hyrule stepped forth from a shrine, newly blessed with a spirit orb from Dah Hesho, and threw his shield over his head. No matter, he thought to himself. A little rain was the least of his worries these days.

He threw up his paraglide and jumped off a cliff, surveying the local area. Within seconds, he heard a crack of thunder in the distance. Great, the thought. Lightning seemed attracted to him these days, and it wouldn't be long before it caught up with him. He quickly landed and sought shelter.

The hero stumbled upon a grove of trees, colored with the hues of autumn. He rushed under the thicket of leaves, hoping it would be enough as he threw up a Boko shield. As he leaned against a tree, he stopped short. What was that? Had he heard something?
"Help…"
The Hero peered through the fog that had gathered in the storm. He took a few steps through the trees and saw a peculiar plant… like… thing. He stepped forward, and a hand grabbed for him.
"I need rupees." The weakened voice – seemingly female – groaned. "100 rupees…"
He blinked. He had spent all of his rupees gearing up for the shrines he'd conquered earlier today.
"What? No rupees?!" The voice was disheartened. "That's a shame…"
The hero felt bad. She sounded very weak.
"Perhaps there is another way."
And he was dragged inside of the plant-like-thing.

At first, it was dark. Then, a light illuminated a woman's face. She wore heavy makeup, with purple lips and purple bangs swept over her face. She frowned in the light, away from him.
"I am the Great Fairy Mija. My Fountain has had no visitors in so long, it has weakened me."
The light gradually grew, and it came from the spring beneath them they stood on. Flickers of light floated about. She looked at him, and smiled.
"Could you help me?" Mija stopped, then giggled. "Link."
How did she know his name? He was too shocked too speak. He nodded. Of course he would!
"Great, then." She came closer. She was smaller than him, by a lot. He tried not to look at her chest – not because her breasts were large, but because her chestpiece was shimmering and it hurt his eyes in the dim light. Mija flicked her fingers, and his clothes were off. Link gasped and covered his unmentionables.
"Clothing is my specialty! As if you couldn't tell just by looking at me!" The Great Fairy bragged, winking at him. "In the days of old, long before the term 'Hylian' existed, people worshipped the ancient Goddesses in the Temples of old in a very sacred way. Would you like to know how?"
Link assumed it was with prayer, or maybe in the most ancient of times, sacrifice.
Mija smirked and tapped her clothes with her finger, and they, too, were gone. Link was mortified, and he turned away from her nudity. It wasn't so much that he was offended – he didn't really know what to do in this situation. When he turned back, she was before him, and reaching her purple-nailed hand out to him. His face flushed, and he shook his head.
"You said you wanted to help me?" Mija drew her hand back. "If you are uncomfortable, human, then I will stop."
He was uncomfortable, but mostly because he didn't know what to do, not because of what she was doing. He shrugged a little, not meeting her eyes. He saw her grin a little from the corner of his eye.
"Good!" She kissed his cheek. "My faithful human."
Suddenly, Mija was in his view again. Except… She was on her knees, and he was in her mouth. Link drew a deep breath and tried not to pull away as he grew hard in her warm, wet mouth. Her lips moved back and forth on him, and it felt amazing. Suddenly, Mija pulled away, and he was immensely disappointed. He was brave enough to look down at her.
"Did you like that?"
Link appreciated her concern for his willingness. He managed a nod. The Great Fairy clapped her hands excitedly as she stood. "Lovely! Now lay back."
The Hero did as he was told, and she climbed atop him, straddling his waist.
"It has been so long since I've been with a human male! I'll try to be gentle."
Link gulped.
Mija slid down onto him and he let out a sudden, almost panicked groan. He felt a surge of pleasure unlike he'd ever felt as she slid back and forth, as he listened to her wetness click on him. He didn't know what to do, so he laid there, wrapped in pleasure, watching her work her… magic.
Mija gasped softly on top of him, her legs quivering, and suddenly, she stopped, and began to laugh.
"I see we have finished."
Breathing heavily, he stared up at her in awe.
"This must have been your first time, was it?" The Great Fairy smiled, standing. "You did your ancestors proud with your longevity."
The spring they stood upon lit brightly, and Link fell through the waters. He held his breath, swam to the top, and Mija was gone. Around him, the plant they had been in unfolded into a lovely flower, and a Fountain had been born. He sat on the side, catching his breath.
Again, he heard a voice.
"Thank you for your help, Link." It said. His clothes reappeared on him. "Come back if you have a need for anything. Go forth, and bring back Hyrule from ruin!"

The Hero stood, silently thanked the Goddess for her bountiful rains, and went on his way.