John bursts into the scene, trying to get dressed in mid stride
The confusion on his face, He never tried to hide
He asks through his comm., What the frell is going on
D'argo reply's "that were locked and targeted, and I can't get the defense screen back on"
John yell's "Have we sent the don't shoot us, were pathetic message yet?"
D'argo reply's "Yes, and it didn't seem to work" as he breaks into a sweat
Zhann boarded the damaged space ship, that earlier by Talyn, it's ass did get whipped!
The creatures she found, looked like rejects from the Dark Crystal
You stupid blue ass bitch, why didn't you take with you a pulse pistol?
And of course it was a trap, and they chained her to the wall
Oh! I really hate Halosian's, Just my opinion that's all.
D'argo and crew, got the defense screen up to 62 percent
That's when the first shot was fired, and in there direction was sent.
When the shot hit Moya, it caused quite a glitch
Everyone on Moya, there body did switch
Now here is where it gets tricky, and I shall try my best
But my story telling skills, will be put to the test.
Aeryn's now Rygel, Rygel's now John
John is now Aeryn, this story goes on
Pilot is now Chiana, who is knocked smooth the frell out
Ka D'argo's now pilot, and in a continous shout
Chiana's now D'argo, and I must confess
This has turned into an extremely big mess
Aeryn has a picture, of John around her neck
Just to help keep, the confusion in check
Everyone is in pilot's den, just to see
What exactly that there, next step should be
Zhann make's a deal with the critters, and the progress was slow
That if they find Moya peacefull, they would let them go
When Tak boarded Moya, It surprised him I must say
To see Rygel as John, Peeing in the Maintance Bay!
Rygel in John's body, is taking Tak on the ships tour
While the crew tries to restore the defense screen once more
John in Aeryn's body, starts to have some fun
Looks around, and then unzips the leather vest undone
He is shaking and jiggling them, With a grin on his face
Then he is busted by Aeryn, and put quickly in place
"Come on, there right here, I'm a guy" John exclaimed
"Guys dream of this" he said, Without a ounce of shame
Tak tells Rygel, that he's going to get sick
Then he pukes in the nural cluster, and they both leave real quick
Tak leaves Moya, and returns to his ship
Knowing he gave the crew of Moya the slip
Chiana in D'argo's body, Gets frisky with Rygel in John's
Please don't tell me, that these two will start getting it on
Chiana states "Better alive in this body, than dead in my own"
Rygel tells her "I need my original body, if I am to return back home"
The creeping vomit, was a neat little trick
It is destroying Moya's systems, and doing it quick
John neutralized the acid, and got the defense screen back online
Because they knew another attacking shot, was just a matter of time
The second shot hit Moya, and there body's did switch again
If this insanity keeps up, Someone will need therapy my friend
Zhann rips her hand free, From the shackle on the wall
And proceeds to take the Halosian's out, once and for all
Zhann comm's Pilot, and asked if everyone survived the fight
And notices everyone in command, is not acting quite right
They ask her to shoot them again, and she is hesitant at first
Little does she know, that they have already been through the worst
Zhann fires the shot, and it hit Moya pretty hard
At least this time, it caught no one off guard
The crew is switched back to normal, well, as normal as that crew can be
There is a lot I have left off of this story, so go watch the episode to see
Chiana and D'argo, liked each other's body so much more
They ran off to "experment", Behind a closed door
John says " You have to walk a mile, in someone shoes to understand them" and then
Aeryn reply's "I know what you were doing, in my shoes" with a grin
Aeryn says "It's ok, you were in my shoe's, I was in your pants"
Then John chaces after after Aeryn, Yep there still doing that lovers "Dance".
The End
By DRD-in-Leather 11/15/02