DISCLAIMER!
I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog characters in any way shape or form. They belong to Sega and not me at all! I also don't own any of the songs used in this story. They belong to their respective artists and composers. I also don't own any games mentioned in this story. They are mentioned for entertainment purposes and belong to their respective publishers and companies and are not mentioned for profit and financial Gain. i also don't own any anime content in this story as well. They belong to their respective owners and is no financial profit made from this. This is for entertainment purposes only!
ALSO: This is a work of fiction. None of the events or people are real.
*I have sonic characters cast as people with different names. They are still sonic characters and belong to Sega, not me, (Lol really not trying to get plagiarism strikes or whatever the fuck)They just are referred to with different names.
Cast:
Miles"Tails"Prower as Miles Hesket
Silver the Hedgehog as Chris Cybulski
Marine the Raccoon as Miranda Rotnitzky
Sonic the Hedgehog as Nick Vanderburg
Fiona Fox as Natalie Washington
Scourge the Hedgehog as Tucker Williams
Amy Rose as Amelia Peretz
Wave the Swallow as Mia Greene
Rob o' The Hedge as Robert Peretz
Eggman as Principal Ivo Rodgers
Manic the Hedgehog as Martin Vanderburg
Shadow the Hedgehog as Wallace "Stripes" Cascella
Rouge the Bat as Nurse Lillian Oak
Blaze the Cat as Krystal McCarthy
Jet the Hawk as James Van Gogh
Mephelies the hedgehog as Officer Warren Bowman
Vector the Crocodile as Detective Victor Morani
Amedeus Prower as Commissioner Larry Washington
*This fic is rated M for pervasive language throughout, some sexual activity and content, violence, drug and alcohol use and content all involving teens. with that said, have fun!
Act I."The Last Week of School"
Chapter 1."Typical Week"
Soundtrack: Animals by Neon Trees
New Mobotroplis, 2015….to be honest it was the same as any city nowadays. Full of people on cell phones and people taking selfies and shit. But that's not our focus right now. Our focus is on a trio of friends that attend the local high school, "New Mobotropolis High", NMH, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. This trio consists of Miles Hesket, Miranda Rotnitzky, and Christ Cybulski. Let's start off with Miles. Miles is a Genius Mechanical engineer with a crazy high IQ. Because of this, he was allowed to skip a grade. He is 15 in the 11th grade…which quite frankly sucks for him. Let's see how it's going:
Miles rode up to school on his skateboard. He makes it to school in just enough time so he can get the daily bullshit out of the way, like wedgies, beatings, name calling, and whatever other assholish behavior his peers dish out to him.
"Yo Fox-Boy!" Yelled someone behind him.
Soundtrack Ends
"Jesus fuck I'm only on the front stairs and I'm getting shit already. "Thought Miles.
Miles turned around to face Tucker Williams and his asshole friends. Tucker is described by Miles as "a perfect example of an asshole." Tucker was the biggest bully in the school and had like 3 gay ass friends that practically rode his dick, laughing at whatever the hell he did. Honestly, if he just sneezed, they'd laugh their asses off.
"For real? Dude can I at least get in the scho-"Miles was cut off by Tucker shoving him to the floor.
"Shut the fuck up dipshit. I can kick your ass whenever I wanna, got it?"Tucker threatened.
"Mmhm" replied Miles. Usually he would make some sly ass comment but Tucker was in a bad mood based off of how early he had scheduled Miles' ass kicking today.
Tucker laughed at Miles' obedience."Listen bitch, I'm kinda tired and it's the last week of school so I'm gonna cut you a break and not beat your little orange ass today."Explained Tucker "But you best believe I'm taking that lunch money." And then he and his friends proceeded to forcefully rip Miles' backpack off and hold him down while Tucker took every last penny from his bag. They shoved Miles into the concrete ledge and Tucker threw his backpack in his face spilling all his papers and books in the process.
"Later Fox-Boy" Shouted Tucker as he went to be an asshole somewhere else.
Miles Picked up his books and papers as people around him laughed.
"Aww that fucker took my arcade quarters, too!" Miles realized "Shit I need to get moving"
Miles walked down the hall of the place he hated and loved most at the same time. He loved learning and becoming smarter but he hated the asshats that attended his school. Well…save for his two best friends mentioned earlier. Miles walked up and spotted Chris and Miranda talking by his locker.
"What the fuck are you saying dude battletoads is so much better than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" exclaimed Chris.
"Are you kidding me?! You know that Battletoads is just a stupid ass rip-off of Ninja Turtles right?" Countered Miranda
"Both of those games suck ass and you know it." Said Miles as he walked up to his locker.
"You just don't like it because you suck dick at beat em up games. "Replied Chris.
"Hey whatever you say. I'm not the lameass arguing over shitty games here."Said Miles as he got the last of his stuff. He turned around to chat with them a bit before he had to get to class.
"How was your guys' "Daily Bullshit?"
Now "Daily Bullshit"is a term used between the three friends to refer to the shitty experiences each of them has each morning. If they had to choose who got it the worst, it would definitely be Chris.
Earlier…
Tucker pulled Chris' head from out of the toilet and shoved him on the bathroom floor.
"AAAUUGHH! Why do you have to do this to me every God damn day!"Screamed Chris
Tucker got in his face and yelled "BECAUSE YOURE A PUSSY, CYBULSKI! NOW QUIT SCREAMING because I can hear you just fine, ok pussy." He gave Chris' face two small smacks before he left him alone to try to clean himself up. Chris Brought extra shirts all the time and had plenty in his locker.
Btw, Chris Cybulski is a 16y/o student in 11th grade, like Miles. He excels at math and is in double AP math classes. However…he's the biggest pussy you'll ever meet. He gets picked on by freshman even; he literally is the definition of a pussy.
Present time...
"So nothing out of the ordinary for you, huh" Sympathized Miles.
"Sadly no." Replied Chris.
"Well you guys don't have to deal with that bitch, Amelia" Interjected Miranda.
Earlier….. (Again)
"Oh…my…God. What the fuck is this bitch wearing?" said Amelia as Miranda walked past.
Amelia Peretz was the world's biggest bitch. She is described by Miranda as "The perfect example of a bitch."She thinks she's the shit because she has all the latest fashion and is the sister of their neighborhoods biggest drug dealer, Robert"Robby" Peretz. She has a twitter account just for talking shit about people who "Cant Dress." Miranda is the face of this account….literally she's the profile pic which is a picture of her wearing an Akatsuki robe from Naruto and a backpack to match.
Miranda sighed because she knew this was going to happen.
"It's an Attack on Titan hoodie. What's wrong with that?"Replied Miranda unenthusiastically.
"Everything."Amelia chuckled." No one wheres anything from attack of the titans or whatever."
"It's Attack On Titan-
"Whatever, bitch" Amelia cut her off. "I need to get to my hubby and your sketchy ass is in my way."Amelia pushed past her with all her super bitchy friends.
BTW, Miranda Rotnitzky is a 10th grade 15 y/o student. She is obsessed with all anime and video games. She tends to have a weird personality so people stay away from her as much as they can.
Present Time…
"Yeah I hate that bitch." Agreed Miles.
Just then, he got hit with a football.
"Ahhhh shit!" he exclaimed as everyone around him said "oohhh shitttt!" and laughed their asses off.
"I don't know if I should call that a good throw or a bad one. HAHAHAHA."Laughed a stupid ass jock that was from the crowd the football was in. Miles stood up football in hand and was about to pop the ball. Then he remembered who the fuck he was and realized these jocks would beat his ass up and down the hallway.
"Hey sorry about that little man. You all good?"Said someone.
Miles looked over and handed the ball to none other than Nick Vanderburg, The alleged "Hottest guy in the school." He was also the lead jock and QB for the school football team. Surprisingly, he wasn't a complete asshole. That being said he was known for juggling girls and cheating on them all the time, but somehow all of them coming running back to him just to end up in the same bullshit. He's also Amelia Peretz's "Hubby", which is 101% bullshit in fact.
"Whatever. Why the fuck do you even care." Said Miles under his breath as he handed Nick the football.
"I wasn't aiming for you if that makes it better." He said half laughter half apologetic,
"You don't have to apologize to this dumbass, Nick!" exclaimed Brad Hembrow, Nick's best friend.
"Don't be like that Bra-"
"Oh, that's rich as fuck coming from someone who has all e's and d's." Retorted Miles.
Everyone in the hall right there gasped in amazement, Even Nick, as they don't usually see a nerd like Miles have such huge balls and say some shit like that to a guy who benches over 300. Brad Hembrow was a big motherfucker. He is the TE for the football team as well.
"What the fuck did you just say you little shit?" Said Brad
"SCRAAAAAAMMM!" yelled Miranda as Miles, her, and Chris took off running down the hall. Brad chased them along with some other jocks.
"Look what you did Miles!" shouted Chris as they ran. "You made these dickheads start chasing us!"
"I can fucking see that!" Replied Miles
A three way intersection was up ahead and like our heroes do anytime they're chased, they come here to split up. Miles went straight as Miranda and Chris went to the left and right.
"You better not let me catch you later!" called out Brad.
"Hehehehehe, as if you could catch me you shithe-"SMASH
Miles stopped to see who he had knocked over and he nearly shit his pants when he did.
This goofy motherfucker right here knocked Natalie Fucking Washington's stuff out of her precious fucking arms. Natalie "Nat" Washington (17y/o) was the most beautiful female in the entire school, at least to miles. The most popular is Amelia and all the boys go gaga over her but Amelia is dogshit to Miles. Nat is a goddess in his eyes. He never talked to her because he couldn't work up the courage. She was also the daughter of the police commissioner of New Mobotropolis, too. That means any dickhead motherfucker who steps to her sideways, their ass is grass.
"Oh fuck."Miles thought. He realized how big of a fuck up this is. He was gonna get a high heel in his ass for sure.
"I'm r-really sorry Nat-umm Natalie-uhm miss w-Washington. What the fuck do I call her?" he thought internally as he helped her pick up her stuff. "P-please don't embarrass me horribly; I'll do whatever you want. I don't have any money right now but I can-"
"Hey it's okay kiddo. I know how hard it is for you here."She said as sweet as could be.
"No Fucking way. She's being nice to me." Thought Miles.
"Y-You're not mad at me?" Asked Miles as he handed her her history book.
"No it was only an accident after all." She continued to be sweet as honey with fun dip mixed in it."I bet Nick and his asshole friends were chasing you or something." She suddenly got serious. Miles didn't want to admit it but when her voice turned serious he nearly pissed himself soaking wet.
"Don't worry ummm…I'm sorry what's your name?"
Suddenly he got up and had a burst of confidence in him.
"I'm Miles fucking Hesket, believe it." And he kissed her right then and there and they kissed passionately while everyone around them cheered.
"Hellooooooooo?" a voice brought Miles out of his dumbass fantasy.
"Huh?" said Miles real intelligent.
She chuckled at his shyness and repeated herself. "I asked for your name."
"Right I'm M-Miles. Hesket. Miles Hesket." Said Miles overjoyed that he was talking to this goddess in front of him. He picked up the last of her stuff, put it in her bag and handed her bag to her.
"Well Miles, I'll take care of Nick or you, ok?" She assured him as she grabbed her bag which smelled like heaven's clouds.
"O-Ok." Mumbled Miles as she walked off in her pretty black dress and flats. It wasn't even Nick who chased him but he didn't give fuck he just talked to Nat Fucking Washington for the first time.
Miles arrived late to class because he had to get his shit together in the bathroom for a second from talking to Nat. He walked up to his English classroom door and knocked. He hated English. He hated essays and all that shit and would rather build a go kart or something.
"Mr. Hesket you are late…again." Said the teacher as he opened the door and Miles walked in.
"Yeah, no shit detective." Whispered Miles under his breath.
"Care to explain what was more important than your education?"Asked the teacher in a very assholish way.
Miles sighed."Holy shit."He thought." I was in the bathroom, sir." He said.
"Probably jerkin' off" Someone said in the back. The teacher didn't hear it but by the amount of laughter from the class they sure as hell did.
Miles had a real unimpressed look on his face.
"Mr. Hesket please find your seat so you can reprise your role as Tybalt from Yesterday's reading of "Romeo and Juliet". And next time please save your bathroom breaks for after class." Said the teacher as Miles treaded to his seat. He passed Tucker on the way who tripped him as the class laughed.
"Mr. Hesket can you please stay on your feet?" asked the teacher.
Miles was about to tell him that Tucker had tripped him but he felt Tuckers pocket knife against his back. From the angle he was sitting (Plus the fact that the fucker wasn't even looking) the teacher couldn't see the blade.
"Yes sir." Said Miles in a defeated voice as he sat behind Tucker who smelled of weed and sweat.
Tucker turned around to him."Smart choice fox-boy. If I get one more detention because of you, I'm not going to get my car this summer. If I don't get my car cuz some little bitch like you snitches on me, I'm gonna rip you a new asshole. So think about that next time you wanna snitch like a little bitch." Threatened Tucker. Miles Gulped and He took that for a yes and turned around. Miles was a little shaken up from having a knife almost stab his ass, but then he thought of his encounter with Nat and her soft, kind smile and angelic voice and he melted in his seat.
He texted Chris and Miranda to meet him at the arcade after school as he didn't have any lunch periods with them. Yeah, no one is there to sit next to him and get shit thrown at them like he does. He also has to sit on the cafeteria floor in a corner with Miranda's pet spider"Bitey." It's a long and honestly pretty fucking weird story.
So yeah…the last week of school began for our protagonists. Miles was looking forward to not seeing any of these evil motherfuckers for 3 months a lot. But little did he know that this summer would be full of these assholes and change his life for the better… 6 days until the madness begins.