Chapter 1: Mario
Mario entered the room that seemed to have a sparkly floor with stars on it. The room was big enough to hear an echo. In the middle of the room was high chair.
"Hmmm...this looks comfy!" Said Mario to himself as he sat down.
"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...know your stars." Said a voice that came out of nowhere.
"WHAT THE!? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!!" Mario shrieked.
"Mario... he snorts coke, and meth."
"If I was snorting coke and meth, there would be all sorts of stuff wrong with me now!" Said Mario.
"What a lie. Just admit you smoke coke and meth."
"No! you're the one who smokes coke and meth!" Yelled Mario.
"Mario...he cheats on Peach all the time"
"If by cheat, you mean cheating in the poker. Then, yes I have." Said Mario honestly.
"No, I mean cheat by having sex with another person."
"Oh, well, no." Said Mario again.
"Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England."
"You are! That's awesome!" Cheered Mario.
"Uh...right then. Mario...he loves Luigi."
"If by love, you mean brotherly then yes, I do." Confirmed Mario.
"AHA! So you admit you had sex with him!"
"WHAT!? I NEVER SAID SUCH THING!" Yelled Mario.
"You said it yourself that you loved him!"
"So? That doesn't mean I had sex with him!" Yelled Mario.
"No wonder there was so much incest history in your family!"
"That's it! I'm gonna kill you in a second if you don't shut up!"
"Ooh, I'm so scared. Anyways, Mario...he cheats on Peach for daisy and has a picture of Daisy in his room.."
"What!? I'm not even going out with her! Plus, I don't even like her! She's a tomboy anyways!" Yelled Mario.
"Then why did I find a picture of her in your room?" The voice brought down the Daisy picture to Mario and looked at it.
"This doesn't prove anything! Plus, I have a picture of everyone in my room anyways!" Yelled Mario, who seemed to be getting slightly frustrated.
"So, that means you're cheating on everyone with everyone!"
"You're making no sense at all!" Screamed Mario.
"At least I don't have an IQ of 50."
"My IQ is not 50, it's 105." Said Mario with a smirk.
"For someone who's a hero and defeats bad guys all the time, that's pretty low."
"No it isn't! It's average IQ you retard!" Yelled Mario.
"I never 50 was average IQ."
"I was talking about 105 IQ you idiot!" Yelled Mario who had started pulling his hair out.
"And now you know, Mario, the coke and meth cheater with a 50 IQ who cheats on everyone with everyone and had incest with his brother."
"No, they don't know me! You are a monster!" Yelled Mario as he went out of the room.
"Heh heh, I love my job."
End.
So, how did you like it? I know it probably wasn't funny but it will getter, I can promise you that!