Leroy, the Gray-Haired Agent (sung to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nose Reindeer)
You know Tony and Ziva and Abby and Timmy,
Ducky is lucky to always have Jimmy,
But do you recall
the most famous agent of all? (da-da dum dum)
Leroy, the gray-haired agent
Had a very steely glare
And if you ever crossed him
You would think you crossed a bear
All of the other agents
Never dared to call him names
Wouldn't want to give their tough boss
A reason to slap or maim
So one crappy Tuesday night
Leroy came to say
"Grab your gear, we're heading out!"
Dead marine, there is no doubt.
Then all the other agents
Followed orders to a tee
Leroy, the gray-haired agent
Will have his place in history.