Ok this is the story for the prank from 'Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do'; Bella Swan, number 9. Enjoy!
Treaty Trouble
Bella's POV:
It was Sunday and Edward was on a hunting trip with his family and I was left home to die of boredom with Charlie as he watched the sports channel. I sighed and frowned. Did I mention I'm bored? It didn't go unnoticed by Charlie.
"Bella what's wrong?" Charlie asked with a sigh already knowing what's wrong.
"I'm bored without Edward here, there is like nothing to do!" I groaned.
"Bella, there's more to life than Edward. What about Seth? You spend the day with him till the Cullen's come back from the funeral tomorrow?" He asked. They decided to use the aunt died bit so no one became suspicious. It was In Alaska so yeah.
I'm not happy about the pack at the moment. Not only are threatening my fiancé and my future family with war but they want us to call off the wedding. When Jacob received the invitation to the wedding he ran away. Seth has been so nice to me through all of this and he's been keeping me updated on Jacob.
As I thought of all the hell the pack has put me through I was hit with a great and wonderful idea.
"I think I will..." I said as I got up and walked up stairs. I grabbed my phone and hit speed dial and it began to ring and Seth picked up.
"Hello?" His voice was groggy, so I woke him up.
"Sorry, did I wake you?"
"No I just woke up. No worries." He yawned out. I giggled and he continued. "You calling about Jake?" he asked.
"No I need your help with something, and it includes pay back on the pack, so don't phase." I said then I explained what I wanted him to do and that I would meet him Emily's. We hung up and I went to the Cullen's house to raid Emmett prank truck for what I need. I left a not saying I would buy him more back blood and I grab a few ketchup packets and made my way down to La Push.
Seth texted me to confirm that everyone was at Emily's including Billy. The save word was Charlie. I prepped everything and drove to Emily's and before I jumped out the truck I took the fake blood and ketchup and smeared it onto my neck and cloths and held my neck like I was trying to stop the bleeding.
I ran as fast as I could without tripping and through the door open still holding my neck. The pack looked shocked and Emily dropped a plait she was holding when she saw me. With a look of fake horror I screamed, "He bit me!!" Then I fell to the floor and shook while screaming in pain, as if I was changing.
Alice's POV:
I was just about to pounce on a deer when I was struck with a vision, well half a vision.
(Vision)
Bella sat with Charlie looking bored to death and she sighed. Charlie says something and an evil grin graces her face. Then nothing Bella's future disappears.
(End vision)
As my vision cleared Jasper's, "Alice what did you see?"
"Bella on the couch with Charlie and then nothing; her future disappeared." I said in a worried tone
"She is probably with Seth; he's a good kid, no reason to alarm Edward." He tried to reassure me. I agreed and I snagged a dear then we meet the others. I'll just call Bella later. What? I don't have my phone it would scare dinner away.
Seth's POV:
Before I left home I grabbed the hidden video camera I got for Christmas. I hitched a ride with Leah.
When we arrived at Emily's house the guys were just about to leave. So I had to stop them so Bella's plan would work. "Hey, everyone!" Everyone looked at me and continued. I had to think fast. "Where do babies come from!?" Paul choked on the muffin he was eating and everyone else froze. That worked. I hit send on my phone sending the premade text for Bella.
Leah came up to me and smacked me in the head while yelling, "You idiot, dad gave that speech a week before he died! Are you so stupid that you forgot!!?" Paul laughed and Emily giggled.
Then they started walking for the door. When they heard Bella's old truck they stopped. It became silent for a moment then we heard frantic foot steps outside then Bella throw the door open. I must say she is a good actress. She was covered in fake blood and (sniff) ketchup? She screamed in mock horror ""He bit me!!" Then she fell on the floor and started shaking and screaming in pain.
Emily dropped the dish she was holding and the other wolves began to shake in anger. Billy just looked like he lost his wife all over again. The first to speak was Paul.
"See I told you this would happen!"
"This war!" they all yelled while Emily sat by Bella I walked over to Billy and gave him a sticky note with,
This is a prank so don't worry.
Realization came on his face and he sighed in relief. The guys became pissed and Leah laughed catching on, she knows Cullen's are away on a hunting trip and if all of the Cullen's are out of town how could Edward bite her.
Emily's POV:
I rushed to Bella's side with a wash cloth and some water. She looked to be in so much pain. I went to move her hand to look at the wound but she refused to let me.
"Bella sweet heart let me see." I said but what happen next shocked me she looked me dead in the eye while moving her hand to reveal ketchup packets. She put her finger to her lips, while still portending to be in pain. I smiled and winked and played along.
"She's changing what, what do we do!?"
"We kill her!" Paul yell and Sam put his foot down. "That would piss off the leach!"
Bella's eyes widened she looked at Seth. I stood up and sat on the couch.
Bella's POV:
'Holy shit' I looked to Seth giving the signal and he moved to stand in front of me to get a good view of their faces and he took and deep with sniff and proclaimed.
"Am I the only one who smells ketchup?" This got everyone's attention and they all looked at him as if he was stupid. With that I popped up showing my neck and the ketchup packets that was on my hand. (Like on dumb and dumber)Seth and I screamed, "You've been Swand!!!" Then we danced around and I stood in front of the shocked werewolves while Seth took pictures.
"The leach didn't bite you?" They all asked. I shook my head and stated, "Edward and the rest of my future family are out of town so 'DUH!'." Then we all fell to the floor laughing. Well, 'we' meaning Emily, Seth, Leah and me.
Edward's POV:
Hunt was fun but I missed Bella. We had just made it home when my phone rang. I looked at the caller I.D. to see 'Bella'
(Edward regular and Bella italics)
"I missed you, love." I answered.
"Are you home?"
"Yeah we just got back, I'll be over soon."
"No, I'll come to you. I want to show you something." She snickered and hung up.
"Alice, Bella wants to show us something can you see what it is?" she closed her eyes and shook her head.
"No, I can't; everything's black." She said in frustration. Emmett came down stair looking confused. He held up a note and said,
"Someone was in my prank trunk and they left the note." I was about to speak when a knock came to the door.
Rose answered and came into the living room holding her nose. "Seth is here." Then she walked out and Seth step in.
"He guys Bella here yet?" we shook our heads and looked at the other. He held up a CD and smiled while blocking his thoughts by singing 'Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf' by B5. It is catchy.
"Damn it! Who taught you that!?" I said irritated.
"Emmett." I was about to beat Emmett when my angel walked in smiling. I ran to her and hugged and kissed her.
"Ok ok I missed you too but I need to show everyone what I did yesterday." She walked over to Seth and asked, "You have it?" he held up the CD again and moved to the TV and put the CD in.
"Everyone get down here now!" Bella yelled. Once everyone was settled Bella stood in front of the TV and cleared her throat.
"Yesterday was boring to I decided to screw with the pack with the help of Seth. She hit play and the show began.
(Insert prank here.)
When the video stop we all looked shocked as we all looked at Bella.
"Oh" Alice.
"My" Esme.
"Fucking" Jasper.
"God…" Me.
"Dudes that was awesome!! I never knew you had it in you lil sis!!!" He picked Bella up in to a hug and she bowed after he put her down. She looked at me and said in a smug voice,
"And you said I couldn't Act!"
End!