When Goku and the Gang go to Texas
AN: this fic was inspired by a Linkin Park fanfiction that I read on the internet. Enjoy! hands out Broly killing Goku cookies Disclaimer: do not own dbz. Wish I did, though.
WARNING: Vegeta is going to be very ooc in this fic!
One day, Goku and the gang were driving to Texas because they had to visit some friends that lived there. Broly was driving. Vegeta was sitting in the passenger seat, and Goku, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks were in the back seat.
Goten: I'm bored! When are we going to get to Texas? Why can't we fly there?
Vegeta: "Glares." I don't know! As for your second question, the reason we cannot fly there is because that blasted woman said that we would "scare" those pathetic earthlings!
Goten: Oh, okay.
"Silence"
"More silence"
Vegeta: "Sees a kitty in the road and jumps up and down like he's five again."
Vegeta: Broly, do you see that kitty in the road? "Sees that the kitty isn't moving out of the way." You're gonna hit that kitty! PULL OVER!
Broly: Will you shut- Oh crap! "Slams on brakes and sends everyone flying forward in the process."
Trunks: What the hell! Are you trying to kill us? We almost crashed!
Broly: "Gives Vegeta the death glare." What the hell were you thinking! You almost got us killed!
Vegeta: "In a small voice." I was just trying to protect that kitty! You almost ran it over.
Broly: "Is yelling now." I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT A STUPID- Sees Vegeta ignoring him and getting out of the car Where are you going!
Vegeta: I'm going to check on that kitty and make sure that's all right. Opens car door and gets out
Broly: "Bangs head on steering wheel." Stupid mother fucking Vegeta! I'm going to slaughter that bitch! Gets out of car and goes over to where the kitty is on the ground, unconscious and sees Vegeta giving it CPR.
Meanwhile, everyone in the van is trying to get the best spot so they can see what's happening.
Broly: Get in the van now!
Vegeta: But the kitty looks like its hurt!
Broly: I swear! If you don't get in the fucking van then you're going to need surgery to remove my foot from your ass!
Vegeta: "Starts crying." What about- "Sees Broly giving a glare that would've made Frieza piss himself." Fine! I'll leave it here!
Broly: "Smirks." good! Walks back to the van with Vegeta who is still crying
Everyone sees Vegeta and Broly coming back and quickly return back to their seats.
Broly enters the car with a pissed off expression along with Vegeta who was crying
Goku: So, what happened?
Broly: "Is seething." Not another word! I don't want to talk about it! Everyone just SHUT UP!
Goku: Ok then.
Oi, it's going to be a long ride to Texas.
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