We open up to Spider-man being cornered by the Sinister Six which include Sandman, Electro, The Vulture, The Scorpion, Rhino, and The Lizard. They were all about to tackle him and put an end to his life until they all heard a ringtone of the Spider-man theme.
Spider-man: Could you guys hold on for a minute.
Spider-man reaches in his pockets and pulls out his cellphone while the villains look on bewildered.
Spider-man: Hello. Oh hey Deadpool how's everything going... wait what do you mean you need me to come in, it's my day off... But I'm fighting the Sinister Six here!... Well yeah I know the whole Super Human Registration Bullshit prevents me from fighting back but...sigh fine but this is the last time.
He hangs up and puts away
Spider-man: Sorry guys maybe you can kick my ass next time.
Spider-man swings away leaving behind six very confused registered super villains.
Rhino: So what now?
It's short but it's just a prolouge. The rest of the story will be longer and hopefully funnier.
Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel or any of the name's mentioned in this story.