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"Hmmm, this could go either way. Your potential does not indicate any strength in any one house. Why don't we send you off to Ravenclaw."
Another year, another beginning for a year at Hogwarts. After graduating some twelve years ago, Harold Potter took charge of Hogwarts' Headmaster duty. This was his third year now, and after the experiences of the former two, he knew that he would be dreading this one.
"You look like you could work well in Gryffindor." The Sorting Hat was placed upon yet another newcomer unlikely to rise above an average performance. "Indeed. Off to Gryffindor with ye!"
It seemed that the students tended to get worse by each year. In example, Hufflepuff managed to win the House Cup with only -45 points, from an extra 10 points awarded to them "for not stabbing anyone!"
