"He didn't even notice. He kept looking over my head and calling me your name all day. Even though Amy told him at least five times that I wasn't you."

"Well, His Highness wasn't much better. Though at some point during the afternoon he did ask 'John, have you grown taller?' and asked me where my gun was. I don't carry a gun!"

John took a long draught of his beer and patted Rory's shoulder.

"Mental, the both of them."