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'Foreign Language'

Ichigo stood outside a Captains Meeting Hall. He had just given orders, - Go to England and attend your Sensei's magic school. - Short sweet and to the point. He wasn't even sure how Ji-san even knew about that. Sure it wasn't exactly a secret but he hadn't exactly run around Soul Society telling everyone he was a wizard. He hadn't even told any one about Sensei's offer. Fuck he thought Goat Face must have overheard us Sensei's offer or Sensei went behind my back and told him. He must have told them about his and Sensei's offer. That traitorous Goat face! Now because of him he had stupid orders to go to Hogwarts to learn more about magic or go to Kurotsutchi so HE could learn more about magic. He shivered at the thought of going to Kurotsutchi. So Hogwarts it was. Now he had better get out of Soul Society before that meeting got out. He flash stepped away at speeds that rival Youruichi.

When Ichigo arrived at Urahara's Shop he found himself face to face with a trunk topped with an owl and a fan covered smile. Youruichi came into the room.

"How were you planning on getting out of it?" she asked

"Oh you know I thought I would have time to find Grimmjow and ask him to almost kill me and then refuse Orohime's healing."

"Ah that's my boy covering all your base's"

Youruichi said with a cat like smirk.

"Ah but they called ahead and told us you needed your school stuff and to be ready for a escape Vaizard."

Ichigo's scowl deepened as he felt Urahara's smile grow almost peeking out from behind him fan.

"How the hell does everyone know about this I told no one? I told no one!"

He shouted throwing his hands up in defeat. At his shout the owl screeched.

"Any way, why is there an owl here?"

"Oh since they send their mail by owl so this is to take your letter of acceptance back to Dumbledore-san. We need to go shop for you own."

"And I need an owl why?"

"Because you would look stupid only getting butterflies. You need to blend in not stick out." Smirked Youruichi looking pointedly at his hair. Ichigo blushed bright red.

"Aw, is Ichi blushing?"

She said with sadistic glee causing him to go even redder.

"Oh what a cute little Strawberry-chan you are."

His scowl reappeared and his blush faded as the nickname made an appearance.

"That's not what my name means!"

He shouted furiously at the misinterpretation of his name.

"Now Kurasaki-kun calm down and sign your name so that we can let the poor little owl go."

Ichigo scowled but signed his name in a angry scrawl of English cursive.

"Hey this says for four students are going! Who else is going?"

"Oh just Renji, Rukia and Toushiro." Replied Youruichi with a smirk.

"You are the Captain in charge. Toushiro will be your second since you know magic." Kisuke cut in.

"Kuchiki-Taichou is going to be your representative at Captains Meetings and your middle man between Sereitei and you all, seeing as he's the most responsible Captain remaining." Ichigo knew it was logical but he still he didn't have to like it.

"So not only do I have to go to Hogwarts but I have to go with a red pineapple and a Chappy loving midget. I guess Toushiro is ok, but really?"

"Yes Kurasaki-kun exactly!" Urahara proclaimed with what looked like building excitement. Ichigo looked at Youruichi defeated. She looked back with a look that said 'not today'.

"Fine I'll go without a fight but we need to stop by the JWA to get me a owl. We can get my new wand at Diagon Alley."

"Ichi why do you need a new wand?"

"Oh Goat Face broke it the night Rukia showed up. Then when she modified their memories they forgot about the wand so I never got a chance to replace it."

"How long does it take to get a wand?"

"Here they are order made so about a month but we can get it at Diagon Alley premade."

"Then why not buy the owl there?"

" No I want a female Blakiston's Fish Owl. They're the largest, strongest owls in the world. They also have a tendency to attack anyone not their owners or the precipitant of their packages."

Youruichi grinned at the feral smile that filled his face.

"Ok Kurasaki-kun we'll leave in 5 minutes."

"How are we getting there?"

"Portkey. I think that's what its called the notes in you trunk said to touch a random object at the correct time or say the password to be transported to the requested place."

Ichigo face palmed and said

"You have to enchant the object first you idiot. And since my wand is broken I can't do that spell. So since I can do wand less apperation we'll do that instead."

"Apperation?" asked Youruichi confusion clear in her voice.

"Yes its like you teleportation but different."

"Because that was so clear." She replied annoyed but was cut off by Urahara.

"Oh ho this will be fun!" He said snapping his fan shut.