"You know, sometimes when I lay in bed wide awake my mind drills off and I go 'Holy shit, a fire truck is essentially a water truck.' Like I'm shook as hell. Then Romelle turns to me and is like 'babe. I have a job get your shit together." The woman who was talking scoffed brushing her hair white dyed hair off her shoulder. "Like darling, Can you at least pretend to sympathise while I Try to understand what the hell my life means!?" The beautiful dark skinned female gestured glaring at the camera her azure eyes blazing.

Loud guffaws could be heard on her left and she completely ignored her dying co-host thinking she really needed new friends. The male was on the floor the female pointedly ignoring him.

"I honestly to God hope you choke."

The male laughed harder. The female rolled her eyes deciding she was going to do her intro. She gave the camera a large smile. "Hello my beautiful subjects it is your favorite space princess allura here with another makeup tutorial featuring the now dead lance. May he burn in hell."

"Well that got exceedingly dark dear niece." Coran chuckled from behind the camera.

"He deserves it after the unnecessary laughs. Plus they weren't even cute! They were gross with snorts and I'm sure there's spit on my leg."

"If there's spit on your leg its cause your ashy as fuck and in desperate need of lotion." Lance piped up from the floor smirking at the girl.

Allura turned from the camera and slowly looked down at him a sickenly smile plastered on her face. "Lance?"

"Yeah chameleon?" the male teased

"Run." Allura glared.

Lance took no time hopping up from his now warm floor spot and dashing away terrified of the girl who was now chasing him. Coran not far behind.

"OH SHIT!" Lance screeched his heart pumped in adrenaline and anticipation. He vaulted over desks chairs and couches. "Why the fuck is this mansion so huge!?" he turned to see if Allura was following him.

"Lance my boy! You-" Coran tried to save lance but he ran into the wall with a loud thud before falling to the ground with a smack.

Allura stopped chasing the boy in order to laugh obnoxiously at his pain.

"Allura. Is lance still alive?" Coran asked camera in hand

Allura walked over still giggling and poked his shoulder with her toes. "Come now lance enough of the drama queen act. That's my job."

"Arg her raptor claws! They hurt! I'm bleeding!" Lance screeched rolling around.

Allura looked at the camera in true office like fashion.

"Allura no." Coran

A wicked smile appeared on her face "Allura yes."

"I'm not bailing you out of jail again."

"Oh! C'mon uncle surely you're still not pissed about that?" Allura asked crossing her arms ignoring lances 'shrieks' of 'pain'.

"Yes I am, now lance please get off the floor so you two can get this video out."

"But that asshole deserved It!"

Coran rolled his eyes playfully while lance stood up using the wall as his crutch. "Alright! I'm alive!"

"Oh yay." Allura monotonously cheered.

"I know I'm amazing." Lance smirked pulling his fingerguns though the effect wasn't what it usually was because the males forehead was red and inflamed much like his now red nose.

"Yeah okay Rudolph."

Lance gasped rubbing his face with his hands and walked. "My face! My beautiful face!"

"Oh now stop it it'll go down in a few hours." Allura rolled her eyes.

"I'll get you an ice pack!" Coran piped up running away with the camera but he slipped on a stray sheet of paper causing his legs to fly and his butt to hit the ground not too long after.

Allura and lance bursted into loud guffaws of laughter. "Uncle! I-" Allura giggled some more "we'll video another day. We can just post this! It's pretty amazing."

"Yeah sure tell me after the fact that I broke my quiznacking tailbone."

Lance fell to the floor in laughter "oh my God!" He kept laughing "re-remember wh-en we were at the skating rink an-and he wore that Pfft. . . outfit?"

"Oh dear lord yes!" Allura laughed again remembering how confident he was embarrassing the small group of teens except lance who thought it was amazing. To this day once a month on a random friday the two males dress up in the most ridiculous and elaborate costumes and go skating.

The camera turned to them as they were Posing. "He was all like" lance laid down on the floor in the classic 'paint-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls' pose. "I am here now your eyes have been blessed."

Allura snorted then placed a hand on her hip tilt her head to the sky and placed the heel of her hand on her forehead. "You cannot attempt to mimic such beauty."

Lance giggled getting onto his knees and threw his hands and head back. "You cannot contain the gay!"

Allura smirked stepping back, leaving her hand on her hip and curving the other one. "I am!"

Lance then stood up and they were both back to back pretending to twirl a mustache and they curved their arms up creating a heart. "Coran Coran! The gorgeous man!"

They both laughed the faces falling into ones of laughter. "Hey Allura please tell me I'm not the one who imagined explosions in the background."

"More like fireworks but that's just the same." She chuckled. She then placed her arm on lances shoulder and smiled. "Well my stomach hurts and 'm satisfied making this video and making fun of lance and Coran."

"Hey!" Both males protested

"Aww come now! You're both adorable!"

Lance rolled his eyes while Coran took the compliment. "Oh!" Lance eyes sparkles "if you wanna know how Allura went to jail or how That night at the rink went just let Allura know I'm pretty sure she'll either do a poll or something like in the comments section." Lance smiled

"I swear you're taking over my channel."

Lance smirked "that's what pidgeon and hunky says. It's not my fault viewers love me!"

"No. But if you'd put up you're own channel my inbox wouldn't be filling up with requests with you in them."

"Really?" He asked eyes sparkling

"Yep! The viewers love you my boy!"

"Aww! Staaahhp imma blush" he smiled

Allura kisses his cheek and turned to the camera "anyways. If you liked this video please make sure to comment, like, and subscribe to my princessdom."

"Oh! And no hate! That's like so rude." lance piped up

"Until next time have a wonderful quiznaking quintant. Keep your head in the stars, Fly beyond the moon, and make your own planet. We are never alone in the universe. This is Allura!"

"And lance!"

"And Coran as always"

"Signing off!"

Coran turned off the camera and smiled. "That was amazing as usual you two!"

"We try!" They both smiled

Lance felt a buzz in his front pocket.

Husbando- lance i made pizza and garlic knots! Pidge wants a movie night.

Lanceypoo- Yup! Inviting allura and coran! We finishes the video early

Husbando- How?

Lanceypoo- easy. We didn't.

Husbando- can't wait to see it later!

Husbando- Pudge says to hurry up.

Husbando- OML! I MEANT PIDGE! SHIT! SHES ONTO ME! ABORT ABORT!

Lance thought he couldn't laugh anymore but boy was mistaken. "As of now pidge is now pudge nothing can stop this"

"Autocorrect?" Allura asked

"More than likely!"

"Hell yes."

"See princess this is why we like you" lance laughed flicking through his phone turning Pidge into Pudge in his contact.

"Funny my phone turns number three's name into purge."

Lance snickered.

"Mine turns uncles into clean." Allura snorted.

"Oh! Hunk made pizza. We should go before pudge gets it" lance snickered.

"On words and forwards!" Coran called out running towards the door. Lance immediately ran after him Allura not far behind.

"Don't break anything!"

There was a crash.

"Oops!" Coran called out.

Allura cursed under her breath. "Damn it uncle!"