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Summary: Konoha Productions presents! Scary Beauty and Scared Beast! An idea of the greatest Hokage ever, Almighty Tsunade-sama, who also made last month's performance of Sleeping Deadly Beauty successful! Let us all welcome Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino!

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"OH YEAH VAVY! DID 'YA SEE THE LOOK ON THE OTHER KAGES FACES WHEN YOU GUYS RECEIVED THOSE ENCORES AND APPLAUSES! HELL WE'RE GOOD!" Tsunade cheered while making big gestures and laughing wickedly. She cheered, hooted, howled, wailed, screamed, whooped, and practically gone crazy!

"So… I've finally decided to do another production! That way, Konoha will surely be INVINCIBLE! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" By this announcement of Tsunade, Konoha pipz widened their eyes! Their eyes bulged out of their sockets, their jaws dropped down below, their face went pale and blood-drained, their minds were oozed with problems, harms, and evils. All because of those horrible words! Oh how I would love to help them, but I caaaan't! Boo Hoo!… Hihi…

"Because Tenten and Neji already participated last month, they're safe from the leading roles."

Surprisingly Tenten and Neji didn't even respond or move! "This presentation was by request of a very important person! Namely…" Tsunade got some pieces of paper from her back, "oh yeah… namely DarkMaidenTerri."

"If she's so important why'd Tsunade-baa-chan forgot her name." Naruto whispered to Hinata, but she wasn't really paying attention because she's still beet red.

"I heard that Naruto! No ramen for you!" She glared, as Naruto gulped and after that whined.

"Who the heck is DarkMaidenTerri?" Sakura questioned with a raised brow. Tsunade sighed, "she's a great young lady who suggested this idea! AND HER IDEA OF MAKING NARA AND YAMANAKA AS THE LEADING ROLES WAS HELL LOTTA GOOD!"

The two's eyes went wide and big! "What do you mean about that?" Shikamaru interrogated.

"I mean… You two would be the main characters? Beauty and the beast? Duh!" Tsunade explained, inwardly grinning. "Shizune, get me the earplugs." She mumbled, "hurry!"

The whole building shook! Konoha felt Ultra-Tremor™! Yamanaka Ino and Nara Shikamaru's screams! Oh no! Is this the end of the world? To the bat cave!… Just kidding. Nah, I'm just stalling… Hey! Have you seen the-… Hey why are you glaring at me like that?

All right… back to the story.

When the Ultra-tremor™ of Yamanaka Ino and Nara Shikamaru ended, Tsunade removed her earplugs and sighed a relief. "Thank you, Lord." She mumbled and threw the earplugs somewhere. "Now, now, stop screaming you two!" Tsunade giggled sweetly.

The others were all sprawled up on the ground, suffering from earache! How sad! How sad! How sad.

"But… I'm truly sorry… but no matter what you do, you two… YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONES! YOU'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT THE RESPONSIBILITY OR ELSE YOU'LL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! NO IFS! NO WHATS! NO WHATEVER! NO BUTS! NO ASSES EITHER, YOU INCONSIDERATE MORTALS!" Tsunade pushed the crowd out of her office. She heaved a sigh and then already made the scripts. She giggled evilly while making the work and then rubbed her palms together.

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Belle/ Beauty- Ino

Beast- Shikamaru (Hell yeah!)

Gaston- Sasuke (Hihi…)

Lefou (side-kick of Gaston)- Naruto

Maurice (Belle's father)- Chouji

Lumiere- Neji

Cogsworth- Shino

Mrs. Potts (kettle thingy)- Sakura

Enchantress- Sakura

Philippe (horse)- Kiba (again! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Chip (small cup)- Konohamaru

Wardrobe- Kurenai (I'm so evil)

Featherduster (you know… Lumiere's girlfriend?)- Tenten (oh yes!)

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A/n: Sorry… but I'm rather in a hurry! I'll try to update soon! Don't worry!