I walked into my new school with my mouth wide open. I can never close it. NEVER! I looked at my schedule and a nerdy fag came up to me
"HI IM ERIC LIKE LOL!" He said like a gay dick.
"Like im new here." I whispered without a facial expression.
"OMGG COME ON WE HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH!" he walked me to lunch and I sat next to a freak.
"Look at me im so pretty like yea!" She said. Im guessing her name is Jessica. There was also anorexic Angie. She looked like a hag, and she always took pics of my boobs. There was a gay blonde named mike that had a huge mole under his eye. He started making out with Eric.
"Whos that." I said biting my nails with my chipmunk teeth.
"That's like the weird people. Alice Jasper Rosalie Emmet (AN: Emmet is the only cool one though, because he wasn't in on any of the drama) and like EDWARD!" Edward looked at us like he heard us. UGHH what a hunk, oops I just moaned out loud! NO im getting wet!
Edwards POV
The bitch Jessica said my name. Ew look at the new girl Bella. She looks like a skank. Everygirl does, cuz im gay lol yea. I saw Mike and Eric and I waved at them. I giggled and put a hand over my mouth.
"Rawr." I whispered while pretending to claw at them. OMG I gave Eric a boner! I giggled and walked while shaking my butt. I moaned and sat down. Alice looked at me.
"I just saw the future, you will have sex with Mike." She said. Omg with me! Nah him a vampire. Oooh super powers yay! I looked at Jasper from under my lashers. I lifted my hairless leg under the table and started to stroke his crotch. He moaned and I saw him unbuckle his pants and motion me to come under the table.
I moaned and went under the table. I grabbed his 2 in dick and sucked on it. I moaned.
"Oh yea." I said. I got back up before he could cum on me.
Bella POV
I was bored so I took off my shirt and threw it at Jessica.
"Bella." She said taking the shirt off of her head.
"Its hot." I said, then I let out a fart.
"That was a wet fart." I said while taking off my bra. My nipples were saggy and I loved it. I started to play with one.
"Like, put your shirt back on!" Mike yelled.
"No." I farted. The principle got mad and came in here with a gun.
"I kill u and have sex with dead body!" He yelled. Oops bright light.
Edward POV
Bella died. NO BLOOD. I grabbed her and drank her blood. Everyone freaked out and ran away.
"CALL ME BABE!" I yelled to Mike and Eric.
The end!