Author's Comments: I once again have writer's block. I am determined to finish A Night of Neglect and Reap What You Sow, but damn it! I need inspiration. My sister always said that the best cure for writer's block was to write. Well, actually she didn't really say that, and in fact I don't even have a sister. But in all seriousness, I wanted to try writing to see if that would actually help my writer's block. I saw this lovely post on Tumblr tagged "seblaine as brittana" and color me surprise at how wonderfully done this gifset I saw was. Basically it featured Blaine and Sebastian in the same situations that Brittany and Santana were in on the show and I thought, what a great idea for a story. So here is a series of one-shots (and may be even continuations) featuring crack pairings (or canon pairings) reliving famous scenes of other couples. They're obviously not going to be literal interpretations, because some of them are gonna have to be tweaked just a tinge to fit the characters, but the overall situations are still gonna be the same. So please read and review, and most of all, enjoy! :D

Featured Characters: Tina Cohen-Chang (as Kurt Hummel), Quinn Fabray (as Blaine Anderson), Santana Lopez (as Dave Karofsky), Lauren Zizes (as Noah Puckerman), Rachel Berry (as Finn Hudson)

Featured Pairings: Quinn/Tina

One
Quinn & Tina (as Kurt & Blaine)
"Teenage Dream"

Words could not express how happy Tina Cohen-Chang would be if she got away from McKinley High. Seriously, it was not safe for her at all in those hallways with Santana Lopez trolling every crevice of the school. The Latina cheerleader's bullying has gotten so bad, that it's starting to get to a physical level and Tina was suddenly scared for her life. She didn't know what she did to offend the bitchy Cheerio, because she never really understood how her being a lesbian was so terrible that Santana needed to make her life a living hell. It almost made her want to go back into the closet and pretend that it was all a joke.

No. It's too late for that now. Tina would just have to endure the abuse for now. What can she do? Reporting her to Principal Figgins won't do anything. Especially, since she and the Middle-Eastern administrator were not on very good terms since the vampire-gate last year. She might as well give up because there was nothing that can be done about her situation. After getting slammed into the locker for the umpteenth time that day, Tina was dreading to glee rehearsals at the end of the day.

Despite the fact that Santana was also a part of the glee club, Tina was at least in a safe zone around familiar people. Even though she did have to endure Santana's constant taunts and insults, but people simply let them brush off their shoulders because that was "Santana being Santana," despite the fact that her words really did hurt her. It made her feel worthless. And even worse, it was mash-up competition week, which meant that they were going to be split up in two groups: men versus women.

Tina tried sneaking with the guys, since she was friendlier with them than the girls, particularly with Sam Evans and Finn Hudson. But Mr. Schuester, the glee club director, was adamant about Tina's place on the women's team. Sighing, she accepted her fate and joined Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Lauren Zizes, and, of course, Santana Lopez. Tina swore she could sense the smirk building on Santana's lips as they all took their seats in the choir room while the guy's left for one of the classrooms. Rachel decided that they were going to do a mash-up of songs from Bon Jovi and The Rolling Stones, citing that her musical talents will skyrocket the group to win the first place prize.

Always the humble one.

When it came time to work on the costumes, Tina went off to make her suggestions on what they could wear. She figured they could go with an 80s rock 'n' roll theme and wear leather pants and jackets, and have their hair basically assaulted with hairspray. All throughout her speech, she could see Santana whispering and giggling with Brittany and Lauren, and could hear Santana's obnoxious voice saying things like, "Dyke probably wants us to wear butch clothes," and "I'm sure she'd like seeing us in leather."

Seeing the bored looks on Rachel and Mercedes as they carried on a side conversation during her pitch, she could tell that they weren't really giving her the time of day and she wanted nothing more than to get out of this place. Anywhere would be fine. Just not here.

"Tina," Rachel started, "I know the costumes are going to turn out amazing, but can we do this later? I really think we should be working on how we're going to mash these songs together."

"Yeah, I'm with Boy Hips," said Lauren, "Why don't you go and spy on the Bluejays or whatever."

"They're the Songbirds," Tina corrected. The Songbirds were the all-female glee club from Crawford Country Day that were going to go against the New Directions at Sectionals. Maybe spying on them is not such a bad idea. It's better than trying to get these girls to listen to her, since she basically has no voice in this group.

Rolling her eyes, she walked out of the room. "Fine," she muttered.

glee

Tina fiddled with her blazer as she walked down the stairwell of Crawford Country Day. To put it mildly, this place was amazing. The building was gigantic and beautiful. It was like a mansion or a castle, and Tina was the damsel-in-distress waiting for her knight-in-shining armor to sweep her off her feet.

Who was she kidding? Fairy tales are all about a prince and a princess, never about a princess and a princess. Sometimes that reality made her feel so alone. Is it too much to ask for someone to take notice of her? To give her the time of day? She doesn't steal or hurt people. So, why is she being punished? Should she really be treated so differently for liking girls? A few harassing text messages from Santana answered that for her. Ever since she left McKinley to go spy on the Songbirds, she had been getting these emotionally scarring messages from the Head Cheerio, and she knew Santana was getting off from it. She enjoyed making her life miserable.

As she finally reached the bottom of the stairs, she noticed a bunch of girls giggling with glee as they rushed towards the main hallway. Curious to see where they were all headed, Tina decided to stop one of the students and ask around. She tapped the shoulder of a blonde girl and was left breathless when she took in the sight of the beautiful girl in front of her. Words could not express how stunning she was. Her skin was milky white and flawless; not a single blemish on her. Her lips were full and pink and amazingly kissable. Her eyes were a sparkling green color that were so much better to stare at than her plain brown eyes. And her golden locks looked so silky and smooth and if Tina ran her fingers through it, electricity would probably surge through her body.

Oh, wait. That would probably be just the static. No. No, that's definitely the girl. The girl smiled up at her and, wow, even her smile was gorgeous. This beautiful creature standing in front of her was flawless in every way.

"Uh, where is everybody going?" Tina finally mustered up the courage to ask.

"Oh, the Songbirds are doing an impromptu performance in the senior commons," came the angelic voice of the beautiful girl.

Tina was taken aback. At McKinley, the only time people are excited when it came to the glee club was when it was time for their daily slushie attacks. Most of which, of course, were caused by Santana, who would laugh cruelly every time the football team would get Tina good with sticky, grape-flavored slushies.

"Wait, so the glee club here is kind of cool?" Tina asked, hints of nervousness still on her tongue.

The girl laughed (Perfection). "Are you kidding?" she said, "The Songbirds are like The Spice Girls here!"

Tina giggled at such a declaration as the girl held out her perfect hand to her. It was probably the first time a girl has ever wanted to be touched by her since her coming out and it made Tina anxious and eager.

"I'm Quinn Fabray," said the blonde beauty as Tina shook her hand. "Come on, I know a shortcut."

Suddenly, Quinn gripped Tina's hand tighter and pulled her down an empty corridor, their hair bouncing up and down as they got closer and closer to their destination. Tina couldn't help but revel in the feeling of her hand Quinn's. How it felt, how her fingers went numb from the sheer beauty of the girl that pulled her into a room with a bunch of chattering girls. All of them were dressed in their proper Crawford uniform while Tina was wearing a cheap imitation.

Sighing to herself, Tina muttered, "I probably stick out like a sore thumb."

"Well, don't forget your jacket next time, new kid," Quinn laughed as she tugged on Tina's imitation Crawford collar, making Tina smile brightly for what seemed like the hundredth time that day.

Suddenly, a group of girls started harmonizing as Quinn dropped her satchel on a nearby chair.

"Now if you'll excuse me," she said as she joined in with the girls, leaving a mesmorized Tina to stand there and watch the impromptu performance.

As if this girl couldn't be any more amazing, her voice was even more angelic than her appearance. And that was saying something.

Quinn
Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday
Oh, I know, I know
When I compliment her she don't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But everytime she asks me,
"Do I look okay?" I say

Tina didn't care about the other girls. She was staring directly at Quinn as Quinn herself stared directly at her, as if she was serenading the recent Bruno Mars hit directly to her. The performance left her breathless and her lips quivered with ecstacy from hearing Quinn's perfect voice.

Quinn with The Songbirds
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause, girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are

The performance ended before she even realized it started and Tina knew from that moment that she had fallen head over heels for Quinn Fabray.

Author's Comments: Well, what do you think? If you guys want to suggest a couple and a scene, please, I'm open to anything. There's no limit to the combinations. Hell, some of them don't even need to be romantic; they can be family-related (ex. Corcoberry), friend-related (ex. Faberry), or rivalry-related (ex. Sebtana). So if you have a pairing that you'd like to suggest and a scene you'd like to see them featured in, leave a review, PM me, do whatever you can can to get into contact with me!

Featured Songs:
"Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars. Sung by Quinn with The Songbirds.