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Doctor's POV

Everything is the same. Even at my eleventh regeneration. Same thing, over and over for all nine hundred and five years. Why? So when Melissa first met me, she of course asked who I was.

"I'm the Doctor," I replied, nonchalantly.

No, she did not say "Doctor Who?" or "That's not a name, that's a title", instead she replied, "Hi, I'm Melissa Daniels."

Then after we saved the world, she looked straight at my TARDIS, and of course I was expecting a very specific question.

"What's a police box?"

But she just stroked it, and sort of just looked at me. I even coughed, giving her the chance to speak.

"Well?" I asked.

"Can I go inside?" she questioned. I was taken aback. No one had ever asked to go inside without knowing it was bigger on the inside.

"Uh, s-sure," I muttered. "Go ahead." I opened the door for her, and she bounded in. Next I imagined her saying,

"It's bigger on the inside!"

But no, instead she fingered the ramp rail, and seemed to look around. "It's very beaut'ful," she said. "I can feel the energy."

"Whaddya mean?" I cried. This was not going how I planned! Next I was supposing she'd ask if she "could have a tour". No, instead, she said,

"So, where d'ya wanna go?"

She was spoiling it for me! She was absolutely ruining it!

"Uh, where do you wanna go?" she was so ruining my manliness and my chance at impressing her!

She blinked her storm gray eyes as if pondering the thought. Melissa flipped her long, brown tresses and tapped her chin thoughtfully.

"Forward, or behind?" she asked.

"What?" I cried. That was my line! She was ruining it she was!

"Excuse me?"

"You're ruining it! God, Melissa! Why can't you just let me ask the questions! Why don't you cry, 'Your TARDIS is bigger on the inside', or ask, 'What's a police box'! Why???" I boomed at her. "Why? You ruin the fun!" Silence. I looked at her. I was afraid I had hurt her—afraid tears would be flowing down her ruby-red cheeks. Instead, looking at her I noticed she was smiling.

"Because, Doctor," Melissa smiled. "I'm blind."

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