Danny be nimble Danny be quick Danny sucks Vlads' candlestick. I know, I know, I made a perverted thing out of a children's rhyme. This is the sequel, that means you got to read 'Knight in Ecto Armor', 'Deck the Halls with Ecto Plasma?', and 'Here comes the ghost' before you read this! I couldn't think of anyone to stick together, so Sam and Tucker it is, not a lot though, just implied. Oh yeah, Vlad and Danny have been blissfully married for around six years and Vlad literally hasn't aged a day, you know, 'cause he's like part vampire ghost thingy, and I want him to be bloody fucking hot. I AM GOD DO NOT DISPUTE WITH ME!

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"YOU DAMN CAT!" Vlad yelled shot at The Count and missed.

"Vlad, don't kill the cat," Danny said, not looking up from his computer.

"I'm not going to kill him, only mortally wound him, his body will do the rest for me," Vlad smirked and fired again, only missing the black fuzz ball by a hair. "Damn."

"Hurt him and I won't let you sleep with me for a month."

Vlad weighed his options in his head. Let the cat live or be sexually frustrated. "One day I will kill you, but today is not that day," he said and put the gun down. Glaring at the smirking feline he returned to his experiments.

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"Vlad, you promised!" Danny whined and followed after Vlad who was storming around the house.

"NO! I was tricked!" Vlad yelled and stopped abruptly causing Danny to crash into him.

"I didn't trick you."

"Yes, you did. I believe your exact words were 'I won't finish until you say yes,' the normal reaction when you have my dick in your mouth and you say that is an automatic yes," Vlad growled and turned to face his husband. "I absolutely refuse to go to their home for the weekend."

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"How the hell did you convince me to come here for the weekend?" Vlad sighed when the limo pulled up into Sam and Tuckers' driveway.

"It's not going to be that bad," Danny scoffed as he rebuttoned his shirt, Vlad never missed a chance to defile him in the back of the limo, whether they were going somewhere he wanted or not. "And, I believe I managed with your dick in my ass."

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I know, short chapter, but long ones are coming. My brother just read this chapter and ran out of my room, it was fucking hilarious.