Disclaimer : I don't own prince of tennis or will I ever.
HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE A POT ADDICT
You pass by a tennis court and imagine you favorite pot people playing
You see a teams color on a shirt and have a sudden urge to re watch that teams episodes again
You think of Ryoma every time you see a grape flavored soda
You see a porn magazine and think of Nanjiroh and Rinko hitting him with a frying pan
You cant look at a hospital and not think of Yukimura
When ever some has their guard down you say yudan sezuni ni ikou
When ever you beat some one you scream mada mada dane
Oranges remind you of Ryoga
If someone is miss behaving you yell Tarundoru!
You always get a grape fanta if you have a choice
Watching people suffer is your favorite hobby
You automatically glomp people as a greeting
Naming your kids after your favorite pot charcter is a must no matter what gender
You never turn your tv off the tennis channel if you aren't watching pot
You belive your red tennis racket is the god of rackets
Reading magna and re watching anime epsiodes of pot is a everday thing
You practice your favorite moves daily in attempt to hopefully to one day use them in a real match and for them to score points
You doddle chibi in class in order to make yourself to never forget pot
You wrote a review for the pot magna as your book report
A/N: I was camping the other day with my moms boyfriend kids and grandkids. Hunter was standing on a red cooler so I told him to say atobes favorite line ore-sama bigi no yoi and he did the exact position but with our kickball in his hand and he said it twice but when I told what it meant he got so embarrassed it was hilarious and well school starts soon well aug. 19 and I have a 5k to run on Saturday so im stressed right now and I have to go to doctor for some problem I have and well yeah so thank you for listening to this author rant.