Her name was Mary Sue, and she was extremely modest as well as extremely perfect, she was especially obedient, following the exact same cliché plotline as all the Mary Sue's on fan fiction do with undying loyalty.

The first thing people noticed about her was her hot, hot body, hot enough to melt the entire north pole, causing Santa to nearly drown to his death, therefore causing him to be the only being in existence who dared feel the tiniest smidgen of dislike towards the twelve year old sex goddess.

Also causing all the children to hate him and refuse all his presents that year.

So I'm sure most of you with the average IQ would have by now guessed that Mary Sue was an insanely good looking person, with abundant amounts of gorgeous knee length hair which was naturally sapphire blue.

Because since the first thing people tend to notice about someone when first meeting them was their appearance, nature gave her blue hair because it obviously thought it highly significant to let people know upon first meeting that she was just sooo much better and unique than them upon first meeting. (also black, brown, red, blonde and any other hair colour that wasn't hers was for commoners)

Not only did nature gift her with cool amazing naturally blue hair, but also the most mesmerizing violet eyes patterned with the most intricate delicate design, that resembled the back of a butterflies wing.

Of course like all Mary Sue's, fiery golden sparks appeared in them when she was angry, only succeeding in making her look even more of an erection provoking sight which wasn't often as she hardly ever got angry being as sweet tempered as she was perfect and beautiful.

But despite being the most hottest, smartest (when the school had her IQ tested, immediately recognizing her shining intelligence, they had to invent a new number and symbol for infinity especially for her)unbelievably talented, sweet natured, funniest most charismatic girl to grace the lowly species of mankind with her hot, smart, unbelievably talented, sweet natured, funny charismatic self, she *sob* suffered from so much.

At home her parents brutally abused and tortured her in every way possible. They constantly liked to hug her (obviously hoping in break one of her ribs, causing it to puncture her lung therefore effectively suffocating her)

They also showered her with so many presents every day, knowing that even someone as perfect as her couldn't cope with so much responsibility, they hoped that one day she would be buried alive in all her material possessions.

They also insisted on her having a personal maid to wait on her, because they were so lazy they couldn't be bothered to wait on her themselves.

They also wouldn't allow her to host wild parties full of drugs and alcohol, just to trash her social reputation at school. School was especially terrible, everyone there was envious of her and so bullied her.

There was a particular group of girls that followed her everywhere, and harassed her by forcing her to engage in petty shallow conversation with them about makeup and fashion.

Which was useless to Mary Sue since she didn't need make up, it was for posers! Not to mention these conversations weren't near intellectually challenging enough for her ingenious brain, even more ingenious than Shikamaru's except Mary Sue wasn't lazy, she was charismatic, and liked to share her talent and genius for the benefit of others!

Not because she was an egotistical show off with a six foot long pole shoved up her elegantly curved rather tempting large ass at all, no.

And besides, her face was so naturally gorgeous that make up would only cover up her beauty.

As for fashion, The naturally gorgeous midnight haired beauty would look just as gorgeous in a shocking orange jumpsuit much like the one Naruto wore, but since she possessed confidence as well as beauty.

So she liked to wear clothes that would emphasize her curves which practically defined femineity and was what attracted her the one good thing in her temptingly wrist cutting life.

The massive crowd of fan boys that loved to follow her round. But liking the attention didn't make our ravishing bodied heroine a whore at all. It all the fault of her cruel parents, for not bothering to forge a good loving relationship with their daughter.

So therefore you could not blame her Sueness at all for not recognizing a bad relationship. So therefore she resorted to the few measly scraps of attention from those fan boys who would flood her locker with elaborate gifts on valentine's day, by dressing to harden the most hot female resisting dick out there.

But apart from this, she still endured endless abuse. She once tried calling for a child abuse helpline from one of her abundant collection of top notch smart phones (I'm afraid I'm unable to tell you exactly how many top notch smart phones she owns, because it is impossible for anyone but Mary Sue to be able to count that high)

But anyway, the helpline wasn't helpful at all and told the poor distressed damsel to find better things to do with her time than prank calling.

She also tried approaching a teacher about the girls that tried to shrink her ingenious brain with their deliberately daft topics of conversation.

But the teacher did nothing to stop the bullying and simply rolled her eyes and walked of. Once again someone whose job it was to help her had left the purple eyed genius on her own, blinking back tears from those distinctive eyes.

But when those so called friend's took her out for dinner at a fancy restaurant to celebrate her birthday and ordered a three tiered chocolate cake, just to try fatten her up so she would lose her adoring crowd of fan boys.

And so they would actually have an excuse to bitch behind her back (not that Mary Sue would ever become fat because her metabolism was as perfect as the rest of her) it was the last straw.

The distressed still slender violet eyed beauty kept up a smile and perky mood through the rest of her birthday dinner.

But as soon as it was over, she couldn't bear it any longer. The utterly perfect example of a human being ran all the way home, ignoring the loud honking of the limousine driven by her private chauffer that had come to pick her up (because being driven back to her mansion in a limousine by a private chauffer kind of ruined the 'OMG Im such a pitiful unfortunate damsel in distress' mood she was aiming for)

So she ran, depressing music playing in the background, long sapphire hair streaming, violet eyes brimming with tears, F cup breast's bounci-ahem.

So the F cup breasted (insert positive adjective here, since I'm really running out of idea's) angel dashed into her bedroom locking the door before collapsing into a sobbing heap on her four poster velvet bed which her parents who were currently calling after her in fake concern had only gotten her in hope that one of the iron poles holding up the fabric would fall and crush her skull whilst she was sleeping.

As she lay and wept her golden heart of nothing but purity and kindness out, she thought of the ultimate best thing in her life besides her fan boy club. The anime Naruto.

So still sobbing, she inserted a random episode into the CD slot, too depressed to choose, and switched on the plasma screen TV which took up her entire wall.

Mary Sue slowly stopped sobbing, soul soothed by the awesomeness of the Japanese theme song. Then, what her ingenious brain thought were nothing more than a bunch of computer produced drawings became 3D, the colours became less bright, and more real, subtle looking.

Then like all the cliché fic's that can't think of a creative way to suck their self-insert's into the Narutoverse, this fic faithfully following the cliché plotline did the exact same, as Mary Sue was suddenly sucked into the wonderful world of Naruto by her TV.

To be continued…