I do not own the BTT just the weirdo scenarios they get stuck in X3. I get these ideas out pf nowhere and write them down before I forget. This is just some odd times the BTT has had together. This first contains hintings of PruCan and Spamano with an odd pairing i like that I like to call freak (France/Greece). Yeah, I like it. My friend helped me come with the name. I hope you enjoy my story!
"Vat happened?" Prussia yelled, horrified at what he just witnessed.
"I don't know," Spain answered, horrified as well, "France pissed off England."
Maybe we should start from the beginning. The trio of friends were having a normal day in the life of the Bad Touch Trio when England decided to rain on their parade.
"Why do you wankers always do something wierd when you hang out?" England asked.
"What?" France asked, "You always complain how drunk we are. We're trying something new."
"You're fishing," England called out to the three in the middle of the river.
"I like fishing," Spain said, shaking his line a little, "It's relaxing."
Prussia nodded while he baited his line.
England shook his head and France said, "It's better than being drunk off our asses. Or talking to imaginary friends."
"My friends are not imaginary!" England called to the three friends, "They're just shy!"
"Right," France said very sarcastically.
Prussia nodded and followed up, "Vatever you say."
Spain laughed and nodded as England fumed.
"Listen here Frogface!" England yelled, "You don't want to piss me off!"
"Onhonhonhonhon," France laughed, "What are you going to do to me?" France's eyes widened and his laughter ended ubrubtly as a beam of light blasted toward him. The green light hit him square in the face and the other two looked to where France had fallen backwards, shocked at what they were looking at. And that's how we got to where we are now.
"Vat happened?" Prussia yelled as he stared where France once was.
"I don't know!" Spain yelled as he looked at the white cat, "France pissed off England!"
In France's place was a white cat with long, blindingly white fur. It had bright blue eyes and a horrified look on its face.
"That's what you get for pissing me off asshat," England said with a laugh, "Good luck trying to change yourself back." And, with that, England walked off.
The two humans stared at France cat, and began to talk to him.
"Can you understand us?" Spain asked.
When Francecat nodded, Prussia asked some follow up questions, "Can you speak English? Or French? Or any language zat isn't cat-based?"
Francecat opened his mouth to try to speak but all that came out was meows and nyans. He looked down, saddened.
"Vell," Prussia said, "Ve have to fix zis."
"How?" Spain asked, "Only England knows."
"Zis better not turn into vone of zose stupid, story book, cliche endings vith true love's kiss and all zat," Prussia said, looking sickened.
"Awww," Spain poked Prussia's face, "You only say that because you're crushing on Canada."
France looked up shocked, but then angry as he scratched Prussia's arm.
"Voah!" Prussia yelled, "Relax bro. I vouldn't do anyzing to hurt Mattie."
France glared at him but calmed down. He looked up at Spain as to say, How long have you known this?
Spain just kind of looked away and began to whistle guiltily. France made a sound that sounded like a sigh and looked at Prussia as to say, Back to the problem at hand.
Prussia nodded and said, "Ve eizer have to convince England to change you back or figure it out ourselves."
"We should probably figure it out ourselves," Spain said, "England would never help us."
Prussia nodded and said, "I can so figure it out vithout England's help anyvay."
"What makes you say that?" Spain asked.
"'Cuz I am ze awesome Prussia!" Prussia yelled so loud that you could hear the rush of wings as birds squawked in the distance, "Now let's get back to shore."
Prussia grabbed the rope and began to pull on it until they were at the dock. Spain grabbed Francecat, causing him to yelp.
"Sorry," Spain said as he climbed ashore.
When they were safely on the dock, Spain set France cat down. Francecat began to walk forward and then looked back at his friends as if to ask, You coming?
The other two followed until they got to France's house. Francecat began to lick himself, causing Prussia to exclaim, "Now is not ze time!"
France at merely continued until a key fell out of his fur he picked up the key with his mouth and looked at Prussia as to say, Open the door.
Prussia took the key and unlocked the door, swinging it open. Once it was open, Francecat led the way to a certain room. He clawed at the door and Spain got the hint to open it. When it was opened, they saw a person asleep on the bed.
Spain did not know the person was merely asleep, "Oh my god, there's a dead person in your bed!"
France cat narrowed his eyes as the person stirred, causing Spain to scream a not-at-all manly scream. When the person rolled over, they both saw it was Greece.
"Hello," He greeted them with a yawn, "How was fishing?"
"Good," Prussia said, "Interesting."
Spain whispered, "I thought you were dead."
"That's nice," Greece said in his usual quiet tone, not hearing what Spain had said, "Where's Francis?"
"He's..." Prussia thought for a second for a story when Spain jumped in, "Helping England. He told us to..." Spain was now stuck for ideas when Prussia jumped in this time, "Get somezing of his."
Greece gave them an odd look before saying, "Okay. What was it?"
The other two stared at Greece dumbly. They had no idea what France cat had brought them here for.
"Oh you know just his, uhhh," Prussia scratched the back of his head, trying to think of something. Instead he pushed Spain forward, "Tell him Spain."
"Uhhhh," Spain stood there stupidly, trying to think of something.
Luckily, Francecat walked toward a dresser and began to scratch it.
Greece looked at him and said, "Awww. What a cute cat. You looking for something?"
Greece opened the top drawer and pulled something out, "Francis forgot his phone.
Francecat cast a glance at Prussia and Spain as to say, That's it.
"That's what he sent us to get," Spain said, holding out his hand to take the phone.
"Oh," Greece said, handing the phone to Spain, "Here you go."
Spain took the phone and said, "Thanks. We should probably go."
"Okay," Greece said, "Tell Francis I said 'Hi'."
The two nodded and left the room. When they got outside, Spain looked at Francecat and said, "Greece says 'Hi'."
Francecat glared and jumped onto Spain's shoulder to grab the phone. Spain screamed loudly but stopped completely when he saw he just wanted the phone. Prussia facepalmed while Francecat shook his head and took the phone in his mouth and jumped down, setting the phone on the ground. He somehow managed to dial a number and press call. He handed it to Prussia and Prussia understood, taking the phone.
When he heard who was on the other line, he stuttered, "Oh. H-Hi Mattie."
Spain smiled and Francecat looked up at Prussia, Tell him we need help.
Prussia nodded and said, "It's Prussia using France's phone. Ve need help... Okay great... Ve're outside his house... Okay great... Bye."
Prussia closed the phone and said, "Never make me do zat again!"
Francecat smiled as to say, Yeah. You're welcome.
The three friends sat on the sidewalk, waiting for Canada. Soon, Canada arrived.
"Good thing I was nearby," Canada said, "Or it would have taken me forever to get here. What's the problem?"
Spain told Canada the issue while Prussia sat there, smiling like a ninny, "See that cat?"
Canada looked over at the small, white cat. "Yeah."
"That's France," Spain said.
"What?" Canada asked, beyond confused. "That can't be possible. Who did that to him?"
"He pissed of England," Spain said, "And poof. Francecat."
Canada sighed and pet Francecat's head, "What are we going to do?"
"We don't know," Spain said.
He nudged Prussia and Prussia said, "Oh. Right. Ve don't know."
Francecat looked at him so Canada would get the message, "We need your help to convince England to change me back."
"Vhy?" Prussia sked, "I can figure out how to change him back."
France rolled his eyes, Yeah right.
"Okay," Canada said with a smile, "I'll help you."
"Awesome," Prussia said, "Let's roll."
-At England's-
When they arrived after a very long plane ride, they went to get their "luggage."
"Okay," Canada said, "Let's go get France."
They went to the luggage pick up and grabbed the pet carrier, containing a very annoyed and shook up Francecat.
"Sorry France," Spain said, "It was the only way to let you on the plane."
Francecat just glared at him and Spain handed the carrier to Prussia. They left the airport and walked to England's house. When the got there, Spain knocked on the door and waited.
When England arrived at the door, he said, "Oh look. All my favorite wankers. Spain, Prussia, France, and...I'm sorry who are you?"
Canada bowed his head, "I'm Canada."
"I'm sorry," England said, "I don't know who that is."
"Oh, vatever," Prussia said, "Ze point is, you need to change him back."
"Oh?" England said, "And why would I do that?"
"Come on!" Spain said, "Haven't you tortured him enough?"
"Hmmm," England thought for a second, "No."
"Please," Canada said, "He's like my father."
England looked at him for a second before asking, "I'm sorry, who are you again?"
"I'm Canada!" Canada exclaimed. Prussia patted his back and Canada relaxed.
"Anyway," England said, "I am not changing him back. You'll have to figure it out yourself." And with that, England slammed the door.
"Ve are going to need more help," Prussia said, "But who?"
Francecat jumped up onto Prussia shoulder and took his phone out of his breast pocket. He played with it for a second and stood it up for the others to look at. It was a picture of him and Greece.
"Oh, yeah," Spain said, "Greece can help us."
"Okay," Prussia said, slightly annoyed, "Let's go back to France's."
-At France's-
The three people went to the luggage pick up to get the newly annoyed Francecat.
"Zat's it," Prussia said, picking up the carrier, "Next time, ve are taking my plane."
"Why didn't we just take that the first two times?" Spain asked.
Prussia thought for a second and finally said, "Zis is not ze time to quvestion my life choices."
The three began the walk to France's house and unlocked the door. When they got inside, they found Greece asleep on the couch this time.
France cat walked up to him and jumped on his back, licking his face until he woke up.
Greece woke up with a yawn and stretch before saying, "Oh. Hi kitty. You look familiar."
Greece looked over and saw the other three and said, "Oh your back. With Matthew."
Canada looked up, a huge smile on his face, "You know who I am?"
"Of course," Greece said, "You're Canada. Francis has told me a lot about you."
Canada's smile widened and Spain said, "We need your help. It's about France."
"What happened?" Greece asked, worried "Is he okay?"
"You tell us," Prussia said, "See zat cat your holding?"
"Yeah," Greece said, looking at it with worried eyes.
"That's France," Canada added.
"What?" Greece said, lifting the cat, "Oh, Francis. Who did this to you?"
"England," Prussia added, "After France pissed him off."
Greece sighed and lowered France cat, "What am I going to do with you Francis?"
Francecat climbed up to his neck and wrapped himself around Greece's neck. Greece lightly kissed Francecat's head and said, "What are we going to do?"
"Ve need your help convincing England to change him back," Prussia said.
Greece nodded and said, "Let's go."
-On Prussia's Plane (Read: Germany's Stolen Plane) -
Greece had fallen asleep with a hand on Francecat, who had also fallen asleep.
"Awww," Spain said with a smile, "It's cute how Greece still loves him even as a cat. I hope I can be like that with Lovi someday."
"Please," Prussia said, "Greece loves cats. I'm sure zis is a step up from France."
"Awww," Canada said, "Don't be like that Gil. It's sweet."
Prussia blushed slightly and said, "I guess you're right."
"Awwww," Spain said, to which Prussia replied, "Shut up!"
-Returning to England's-
When they landed, Prussia yelled, "Guys!"
Greece woke up lazily and yawned.
"Ve're here," Prussia said.
Greece nodded and lightly shook Francecat, who woke up and yawned as well.
They got off the plane and walked a short distance to England's.
Spain knocked on the door and England arrived rather shortly, "I see your back. Spain, Prussia, France, and what's his face. And I see you've brought Greece this time."
"Please change him back," Greece said, "I miss Francis as a human."
"Why would I change him back?" England asked, "I find this a step up from his original state."
"Please," Greece pleaded, "I miss seeing him as him. And hearing his voice and seeing him smile. And I miss... You know what forget about that one. But you get the point."
England looked at him for a moment before saying, "Fine. But not because I like Frogface. Only because you're the only one that can get him to be less annoying and creepy for periods of time."
Greece sighed in relief and said, "Thank you."
"Yeah, yeah," England said, "Changing him back is simple. You just have to kiss him."
"Oh, Gott!" Prussia exclaimed, "It is vone of zose stupid storybook endings!"
Canada and Spain laughed while Greece kissed France cat. He then set him down and watched as he was surrounded by a white light.
"He's evolving!" Spain exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.
"Shut up, Spain!" Prussia yelled, "Zis isn't Pokemon."
The white light took shape of France and stood up, vanishing.
"Hey look," France said, "I'm me again."
Greece smiled and threw his arms around France who gladly returned the hug. Spain hugged them too and Canada followed suit. Prussia just kind of looked at them akwardly.
France smiled and said, "Come on Prussia."
"Yeah!" Spain said, "Join the hug!"
"No vay!" Prussia said, "I'm too awesome."
Canada smiled and pulled him into the hug anyway, earning protests.
Finally, Prussia smiled and said, "Fine."
The five stood in the odd group hug until England said, "Okay take it somewhere else. I have work to do."
The hug disconnected and left, returning to the plane to go home.
End