Lol. Stupid one-shot. Couldn't help it. Just came to me.
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. But someday I will kidnap Sai, and Sasuke I guess for Rach. ;)
The glass door opened automatically when Sakura approached the building. She was hit by the air conditioning which was a relief from the heat outside.
"We're just getting in and getting out." She told her teammates behind her.
"Of course Sakura-chan!" Naruto claimed loudly and looked around the supermarket with bright eyes. There was always so much good stuff in the store and since he wasn't paying…
"I still don't understand why we all have to go." Sasuke grumbled. He stood by Sakura's side, hoping this would go quickly.
"Well, I may have known you guys for six years, but I'm not an expert on what you all want to eat." She said. Sakura grabbed a basket and began to move down an isle. "Kakashi?"
"Yes Sakura?"
The pink haired girl looked over her shoulder at the jonin. His eye scrunched up as he smiled innocently. "Just making sure you're here." She said. The innocent look on his face caused her to feel slightly wary.
Yes team 7 was on a shopping trip. They had escorted a feudal lord from fire country over to the land of waves. They were on the far end of the country by the coast. They were supposed to escort the lord back after he does business here. To make everything easier, Tsunade had a condo arranged for the group to stay in for the week.
And since they were staying there for a week, they needed food.
Thus why they were in the supermarket.
"Oh! Look here Sakura-chan!" Naruto said giddily and rushed down the isle. He took hold of a bright yellow box and waved it around.
"I want this! Oh…that looks good!" He cheered.
"Never will I bring him to a store again." Sakura said as she grabbed some bread. Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest and watched as Naruto took off from the isle and charged out of sight.
"Well, he just took off so that's something we don't have to worry about." Sasuke said. Sakura's eyes widened.
"I wouldn't say that Sasuke." She said. Even though Naruto was three isles away, they could hear his shouts of joy as he found more and more products that caught his attention.
"Well, I hope he'll be fine." Sakura kept moving down the isle, observing different products. "Can you make sure he doesn't get into trouble Kakashi?" Sakura asked. The girl stopped for a moment to think of what she needed. She never received a response from her former teacher.
"Kakashi?" Sakura turned around, but the jonin was no where to be seen. "He better be going to find Naruto."
"Hn."
"Do you know of anything that you want or need?" Sakura asked. Sasuke shrugged when Sakura looked at him.
"I'll get it if I see anything." he said simply.
"SAKURA-CHAN! I FOUND THE RAMEN!"
Could someone just shoot her now? Sakura shook her head and let out a low groan. She walked out of the isle to see Naruto running out of the isle a couple of rows down, his arms full of different ramen cups. He was smiling happily and charged towards the girl.
"Naruto keep your voice down." She hissed while she hit him over the head.
His eyes tears slightly as he dumped his ramen cups in the basket Sakura was carrying.
"Sakura-chan. You always hit me!" Naruto whined as he clutched his now aching head.
"You won't ever shut up! We're in public and there are plenty of people around." She nearly shouted. When Sakura looked up the three of them were receiving plenty of stares. Sakura smiled sweetly and waved quickly. Sasuke looked as though he wanted crawl onto one of the shelves and die.
"Come one." Sakura growled and took hold of both Naruto and Sasuke's hands and dragged them down the nearest isle.
"Sakura let go!" Sasuke said and tried to pull his hands away from hers. Chakra pumped furiously through her palms and her strength overpowered both the boys.
"Sasuke shut it. Naruto behave. Once we're done we will find Kakashi and we're out of here. I will never do my shopping with my team again." Sakura said. She looked around to see which isle they were in. Ah…shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and more. This she could deal with.
The jade eyed girl began to look through the assortment of products, searching for her preference. She smiled as she found her favorite fragrance of lavender vanilla, and turned to find body wash.
Sasuke stood impatiently, waiting for the girl to hurry up as Naruto fumbled with his shirt trying to find something to occupy himself with. "Unless you guys want to smell like mango and cherries, I suggest you find some body wash for yourselves. Only one ok. Make it quick." Sakura said.
Naruto dashed to the side and sorted through different assortments of axe body wash. He began to open different bottles, smelling each to find his preference. Sasuke walked over to the shelve, and plucked one of bottles and placed it in the basket.
"Teme! I didn't want that one! We should have this one!" Naruto said. He switched the two bottles. Sasuke growled.
"That's the kind I get idiot. Live with it." he said and switched the bottles yet again. Naruto grabbed the kind he wanted, Sasuke had the one he wanted, and Sakura was on the verge of either crying or killing.
"We should get 'boost'." Naruto said and practically shoved the bottle in Sasuke faces.
"No. We should get 'recovery'." He grumbled and glared at the boy. Naruto glared back, a growled escaping his lips.
"You're in impossible teme. Let's just get mine. You'll live."
"Uh…no."
"Hm. Mine smells better. Right Sakura-chan?" Sakura suddenly had an open bottle of axe shoved under her nose. She backed away and glared at both of her teammates.
"Just pick one you two. It's not that hard." She said, trying to get them to calm down. She thanks all gods that no one had walked down the isle and prayed that no one would.
"Well…he's an idiot and won't listen." Sasuke argued.
"Well, you're a teme!"
"Dobe."
"Teme."
"Dobe."
"TEME!"
As the two continued to glare, whistling calmly, Kakashi walked down the isle and observed the glare match. His eye looked at each bottle, now being shoved into each others face, and stepped in-between the two, grabbed a bottle of 'willing' and dropped it into the basket. As calmly as he came, he walked right back and turned, disappearing into the store.
Sakura looked down at the bottle in the basket, then back to where Kakashi disappeared. "Well, that was…weird."
"Hn."
"Stupid Kakashi-sensei."
Ten minutes had passed since the body wash incident and Sakura and Sasuke were looking over different fruits and veggies. Sasuke had grabbed some tomatoes and brought them back over to Sakura.
The pink haired girl looked down as Sasuke placed the bag in the basket. "Of course." She said with a smirk. She received a smug smirk in return.
After Sasuke returned to the village, no one would have thought that the two would get along. Sakura obviously didn't accept him at first, and it took a good year for her to even be able to communicate to him properly. Sasuke was intrigued by the stronger girl he returned to. She didn't cling to him, and he didn't hear squeals of "Sasuke-kun!" The firmer set girl seemed to respect his liking of space. She often gave him an attitude. He couldn't help but like the new Sakura so much more.
It took two years, and finally they reached the point between being good friends and dating. Unsurprisingly, Sakura had to make the first move. There wasn't a lot of detail to go into, but the two now were together.
"Hm. I want strawberries." Sakura said as she picked up a small container of the sweet red berries. She opened the container and looked over the berries. They all seemed to be perfect, nice and ripe. She took one out.
"Here." She said and brought it to Sasuke's lips. The boy looked down at the fruit.
"What?" he asked. Sakura sweatdropped.
"Well, when someone holds something in front of your mouth, they expect you to eat it. I know you like strawberries." She said. Sasuke reluctantly opened his mouth and as Sakura moved to put the fruit in his mouth, there was a loud girlish squeal.
"What the…"
Sakura looked over Sasuke's shoulder and saw Kakashi rushing over to where the books and magazines were set up. The man nearly knocked over a whole display of cookies and had to jump to avoid hitting an old lady who couldn't move out of the way fast enough. The man reached the book shelf and latched onto a book.
"Oh my word." Sakura whispered. Sasuke turned around to see his ex-teacher stroking a book.
"Ignore it." he said and took the strawberry from Sakura and bit into it.
"Hey! I was going to feed you!" she said. She glared as Sasuke licked a bit of juice off his lips.
"Too late." He said teasingly.
"Whatever." She said and proceeded over to the other veggies. Sasuke followed like a little puppy.
Suddenly there was loud laughter as Naruto came into the produce section and pointed at the couple. "You guys look like a married couple!" he said and continued to laugh. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and Sakura narrowed her eyes.
"You better shut it or this carrot will end up someplace unpleasant." She threatened. Naruto's laughing ceased and he gulped.
Finally they were done. Sakura was never so relieved in her life to see the row of cash registers before.
"We have to find Kakashi." She said quickly.
"Yea. Oh, did you guys here that girl scream earlier? It sounded like she saw some kind of bug or something." Naruto said with a chuckle. Sakura and Sasuke failed to tell Naruto that it was their team leader who made that girlish scream.
As Sakura approached one register, she waited for the person on front of her to be done. She felt someone come up by her side, and watched as a hand place something in the basket.
Sakura picked the object up. She looked at the cover of the book. "Icha Icha vacation." She said out loud. She flipped the book over.
"If you think I'm going to pay thirty extra bucks for your amusement you're wrong." She said firmly.
"Oh come on Sakura. I've done plenty for you over the years." Kakashi said with slight desperation in his voice. He had to have it.
Naruto grabbed the book from Sakura's hands. "Hm. Ero-sennin did finish it. He was stuck on it at one point. I thought he would never be able to finish this one. Then again…when I went training with him we stayed at a hot spring. He disappeared a lot." Naruto said in thought. He shivered at the thought.
"You owe me if I get this Kakashi." Sakura said.
Kakashi nodded as the girl began to place her items on the small conveyor belt. "Which would be?"
Sakura placed the bag of Sasuke's tomatoes on the moving place surface. "Full body massage?" she offered. The girl was known well for her theropedic massages, but never had she had one in return.
"Deal." Kakashi said.
"Excuse me." A voice sounded behind them. The two turned to find Sasuke glaring at Kakashi. "Did I give you permission to give her a full body massage?" he questioned. Kakashi didn't need to be touching his girlfriend in so many places. Especially a perv like him.
"Oh, it'll be fine Sasuke. We'll do it in the living room so you can monitor his movements." She said and continued to put her things up. Once the basket was empty she moved to pay for the goods.
Once everything was done a paid for, the group walked out of the store, multiple bags in each of their hands.
"That was great Sakura-chan." Naruto said. He scrunched up his eyes as the bright afternoon sun surrounded them.
"Heh. Yea right…after that. I will never go shopping with you guys again. You all cost me eight-five dollars. Next time someone else will pay."
There was a fit of happy giggles from Kakashi as his eye scanned over his new book.
"Kakashi will." Naruto and Sasuke said at the same time.
It's so stupid and pointless. Oh well, send in a review please.