When I first started watching Madoka Magica (I think I was on episode 6), I wrote this story. I just found it now and decided to publish it as a Madoka parody. I know it's really dumb, so don't review pointing that out. I wrote this out of boredom, so it's going to be absolute nonsense. I know it's not really funny, but please, just review. They seriously make my day. Like I said, I wrote this when I was on episode 6, so forgive me if there are any mistakes. Thanks for reading this note, check out my other Madoka story called Saved, and enjoy this story as much as possible.

Don't get a headache from the stupidity of my story.

Madoka pushed Sayaka in the mud. Sayaka screamed.

"I'M WEARING A WHITE CAPE!" she screeched. "HOW COULD YOU?!"

Madoka's eyes grew wide. When Sayaka got angry, she was scary. Madoka's lower lip trembled.

"C-can't you just w-wash it, S-Sayaka?" she stammered.

Sayaka glared at her friend. "You really are an airhead, aren't you, Madoka? Thisis no ordinary outfit. It's what I transform into. I fight witches in this outfit!"

Madoka hung her head, her pink pigtails drooping. "I'm sorry, Sayaka," she mumbled quietly.

Suddenly, a voice said, "Sayaka, no!"

Madoka and Sayaka turned around saw Kyubey approaching them. Sayaka shot Madoka a look. Madoka shrank back.

"If you keep acting like that, your soul gem will become more and more tainted," Kyubey warned, "'till you turn into a witch!"

Sayaka's face fell a thousand feet. She turned to Madoka. "It's ok, Madoka," she said reluctantly.

Madoka was relieved. Homura was passing by, but she stopped when she saw Madoka and Sayaka. Madoka screamed, "HOMURA! GIVE US A GRIEF SEED! SAYAKA NEEDS ONE!" Homura looked at them, her face serious as ever.

"Sayaka Miki has her own grief seeds." Then she went on her way.

Sayaka exploded. "!$ %# & &?!&*^~&!" she roared. Her expression softened. "It's ok, Madoka," she said again. "I have my own grief seeds." Sayaka held out her soul gem in one hand and a grief seed in the other. She put them next to each other and purified her gem once again.

And Madoka, Sayaka, Homura, Kyubey, Kyousuke, and even Kyouko lived happily ever after.

THE END