Shingeki no Musical

by idontknow826

Basically the SnK cast do a series of flashmobs to some SnK parodies I found on the internet. R&R would be greatly appreciated! Rating may change, if I continue this

1. Chapter 1

Shingeki no Musical

Moves like Jaeger

It was a typical day in the Survey Corps HQ. Sasha and Connie were trying to sneak food out of the kitchen, Ymir was flirting with Krista, Levi was cleaning while Hanji told him about her titans, Annie was with Bertholdt and Reiner, and Jean was being a horseface. Mikasa was just chatting with Eren and Armin when suddenly; she heard some weird music coming from absolutely no visible source. It sounded a bit like some type of whistle. But when she asked her friends about it, they claimed they couldn't hear a thing. So, Mikasa ignored it…

…Until lunch that day. Mikasa began to hear the music again, and suddenly, Corporal Levi just got up and began dancing to the beat as the song launched into the lyrics.

Just shoot for the stars

If it feels right

Then aim for my heart

If you feel like

Can take me away, and make it okay

I swear I'll behave.

Mikasa stared at Levi in disbelief. Did all that Clorox go to his head or something?! she thought. But, as soon as the next verse launched, Hanji and Commander Erwin got up and began dancing with Levi, much to Mikasa's further confusion.

You wanted control

So we waited

I put on a show

Now I make it

You say I'm a kid,

My ego is big,

I don't give a sh*t

And it goes like this…

Suddenly, Krista and Ymir jumped in and danced along behind Levi. This, was just getting weirder and weirder to Mikasa.

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you

Kiss me till' you're drunk and I'll show you

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moooooooooves like Jaeger.

Some other people had gotten up and joined the flash mob. This included Jean, Sasha, Connie, Reiner, Bertholdt, even Annie.

I don't need to try to control you

Look into my eyes and I own you

With them moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moooooooooves like Jaeger!

By now it was just Mikasa, Armin, and Eren left not dancing. Or so she thought, for when she turned around, they weren't there. Looking back up, she saw Armin dancing with the rest, but she couldn't see Eren. But soon, the second verse came up, and the whole group separated in half, revealing Eren in the middle, dancing to the lyrics.

Maybe it's hard, when you feel like

You're broken and scarred

Nothing feels right

But when you're with me

I make you believe

That I've got the key.

And it goes like this…

When it launched into the second chorus, Eren moved the center front and danced (a little suggestively) with everyone in sync behind him, following his steps.

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you

Kiss me till' you're drunk and I'll show you

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moooooooooves like Jaeger.

Mikasa could only watch out of shock and disbelief.

I don't need to try to control you

Look into my eyes and I own you

With them moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moves like Jaeger,

I've got the moooooooooves like Jaeger!

Then, the music ended with a whistled tune and everyone posed, except for Mikasa that is. She just smacked her head against the table.

Mikasa jerked awake, then felt relieved it was all a dream. But, then she smirked as the image of Eren dancing appeared in her head. She wouldn't exactly mind if Eren did those moves in front of her again….

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Hey! It's the author! In truth, I have no idea what I was thinking. BUT! If you would like me to continue this, just say so in the reviews! Some SnK parody song suggestions would be great too! R&R please!