Hey Guys!

So the other day I was listening to this super funny talkshow, and they were roleplaying some characters and insulting each other, and I was like: What book has enough characters that I could play around with this idea? Here we are!

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On a related note, Yellowfang's snarky comments in many of these Episodes are based off of me.

My friend, (Who I am going to codename Goldensun... You know who you are), represents Honeyfern. Though I mostly wrote the story, I acknowledge the parts that she did write and the ideas she gave me. Thanks Goldensun.

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Disclaimer: These characters all belong to Erin Hunter or else this wouldn't be called Fanfiction

A grey she-cat sat in a red chair, watching her new partner spin around in her blue one.

"Honeyfern!" Yellowfang snapped. "Stop spinning unless you want me to bite you!"

"Fine." she mumbled.

"The show starts in 3… 2… 1!" The camera cat said.

"Welcome to the very first episode of the Yellowfang and Honeyfern Show! I'm your host, Yellowfang, and that's my co-host, Honeyfer-" she turned to Honeyfern, who was busy eating a mouse. "Great StarClan! Are you eating again?"

"I was hungry." she muttered.

Yellowfang turned, irritated, back to the camera. "And that's my co-host, Honeyfern, the food pit with no hole. The Yellowfang and Honeyfern Show is where we interview cats from all the Four Clans, and-" she was interrupted as Honeyfern groaned from her left.

"One mouse too many."

Yellowfang facepalmed. "I can't do this! You know what? Scratch the introduction! Let's just bring in our guests. Drumroll please! Firestar, Sandstorm and Spottedleaf!"

The three ThunderClan cats walked on stage and sat in the chairs diagonal to the two hosts.

"So Firestar, first question. Is it true that you liked Spottedleaf when you were young?" Yellowfang asked, knowing the answer anyways.

"Yes." The red tom answered cautiously. "I honestly don't think I ever got over her. She was my first love, and her death split my heart in two."

Spottedleaf looked silently down at her paws, and the tip of Sandstorm's tail twitched.

"What about Sandstorm?" Honeyfern asked, fumbling for her question cards.

Firestar looked at his mate carefully. "She's different from Spottedleaf, that's why I love her. She felt that she didn't need to act like Spottedleaf to get me to love her, and I fell for her in my own time."

"Is it awkward to have both of them in the same room as you?"

"Yes." he answered truthfully.

Yellowfang shifted in her seat. "Sandstorm, when did you first fall in love with Firestar?"

The pale ginger she-cat sighed. "Probably after he saved my life during the skirmish with RiverClan."

"What about you, Spottedleaf?"

"When he first entered the clearing. Here was this bold kitty-pet, walking into the heart of ThunderClan as if he owned the place. Then he fought Longtail and won his honor..." the she-cat trailed off. "I knew we had no future together, so I didn't lead him on."

"But you didn't say no either!" Sandstorm snarled.

"Well look at how you welcomed him into the Clan! By teasing and bullying him!"

"That's it!" she growled, unsheathing her claws. Sandstorm leaped towards Spottedleaf, who scrambled out of the way. Yellowfang and Firestar leaped in between them, attempting to stop the two hissing she-cats.

"WELLTHAT'SALLTHETIMEWEHAVE!" Honeyfern yelped into the camera. "See you next time on THE HONEYFERN AND YELLOWFANG SHOW!"