Chapter 1
AN
Another roleplay fic. This… is pretty insane. You have been warned.
There is a lot of swearing in this, but I censored it, so you won't be corrupted or anything. I was Gilbert in this. If you think that you were Alfred, say so in a review or PM me, and I'll acknowledge you. Enjoy! =^-^=
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Prussia strolled casually down the deserted street. It was past midnight, and he was enjoying being alone. He was most certainly drunk, but who really expected otherwise? A fellow drunk stumbled up the path towards him. He squinted at the man before recognising the familiar cowlick.
"Alfie!"
"Dude, sup!"
"Wazzup!"
"Duuuuude!"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude! It's so awesome to see ya man, I haven't spoken to you in like, forever!"
"I know! You're awesome, and I'm the hero, so we're like, the best! We need to talk more."
"We totally do man! We're like, the best team. The awesome heroes!"
"Yesssssss, exactly!"
"Man, this is shaping up to be a totally awesome day!"
"Awesome!"
Silence fell as the two plastered men stumbled around, slapping each other on the back. A sudden thought struck Prussia.
"Hey man, I just had the best idea! We should invent potato burgers!"
"Oh my god, you are a genius!"
"And… cola flavoured beer!"
"Yessssssssss!"
"Holy sh*t man, I think my life is complete!"
"Sh*t dude, you are a true genius."
The two stood there, marvelling at their own wisdom and insight, when Prussia suddenly faltered.
"Wait a sec. Can you like, cook, or invent sh*t?"
"Um, no… can you?"
"F*ck no! I kinda burned down West's kitchen, so…"
America stumbled, nearly fell down, and grabbed onto Prussia, only succeeding in pulling them both into the gutter. A further revelation struck the former nation. He really was the ideas man that night.
"I know! We'll get Kiku all over this sh*t!"
"F*ck yes! Let the kidnapping of Kiku begin!"
"Aw yiss, that bitch won't know what hit him!"
Prussia stopped talking, frowning slightly. He could feel the alcohol beginning to lose its grip on him as he considered the polite Japanese man.
"Except, ya know, that he's not really a bitch. But that's irrelevant!"
America's brow also furrowed.
"We're not really gonna hit him, right?"
Prussia scoffed.
"No dude, that would be so un-awesome"
"Okay, non-violent kidnapping!"
"Yeah, just like the awesome heroes we are!"
"Yeah, because violence towards adorable people is like, so unheroic."
"Wait a sec, adorable?" Prussia turned to face America, a goofy grin on his face. "Holy sh*t dude, you have a thing for Kiku!"
AN
Okay, I'm gonna end chapter one there. This is really just a whole lot of seriously random dialogue, so most of the chapters will end in weird places. I just don't want to upload the full six thousand (!) words in one go. Slight cliffhanger there too, ha ha. Please review, I love getting input!
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