Just some stuff I wrote while trying to do my HW on Halloween. This is the first year I haven't trick or treated.


John: "Sherlock… What is that?"

Sherlock:" Experiment."

John: "Not it's not, it's a Jack-o-lantern! Are you carving a Jack-o-lantern?"

Sherlock: "…"

John: "Right, stupid question. Okay, Why are you carving a Jack-o-lantern?"

Sherlock: "Don't patronize me John."

John: "Why didn't you carve one around Halloween?"

Sherlock: "It's never too late to carve a pumpkin."

John: "Christmas is too late, Sherlock."