Misunderstandings
By: Unknownred
X
A/N: Hi fellow readers, this is crack on script. Having a small writer's block and this isn't how I usually write my stories but just follow along, the dialogue is between Sakura and Ino. Let me know your thoughts by reviewing at the bottom box below! Thanks!
X
X
Welcome to Konoha Community Webpage!
Live it up with all the features; press the button when ready to proceed.
Don't forget to include tags using the hashtags below.
All contacts from your email base will be automatically included into the viewers of your post.
[Click]
"What's going on? Where's the box to write in? Aw man, I don't even know how to work this…"
[Click]
[Click]
"Whatever! I'll just work on my profile then. Female… March… Write something interesting about yourself or your background. Hmm… something interesting about me."
[Tap tap tap tap ] "…Salutations my dear readers!"
[Eraaaaaase]
[Tap tap tap tap] "Hello, my name is Sakura Haruno and-"
[Eraaaaaase]
"Ugh! Why must this be so hard to think up?"
[tick tick tick]
[tick tick tick]
[tick tick- "Shut up And Sleep with Me" ringtone]
"It's Ino! Thank the heavens, someone who knows me best! Hey Ino, I need your help with something!"
[Speaker phone]
"Girl, I keep telling you to just out right and say you love the guy! It'll make your life much easier if the confession comes from you."
"No, it wouldn't, the guy's as dense as Naruto. And no, this is a different matter."
"Exactly. You know how much effort I put in my appearance every morning throughout high school to get Sasuke's attention? After a while, I was convinced he was gay."
"…Anyway, I need your help on a different matter. You see, I'm making a profile and its asking me to write something interesting about myself or my back ground."
"Oh? Well, you're in for some luck! I got a lot of dirt on ya that you can-"
"Ino! It's professional!"
"Oh. Bummer."
"Yeah."
"What kind of profession are we talking about here?"
"Konoha's community webpage."
"The circuit one with all the gossip?"
"…I try not to think of it in that way. But yes, that one."
"Well for starters, you have pink hair. Natural pink hair."
"Oh, that's a good one!"
"Your forehead is the length of two hands!"
"Hey now, Pig, they don't need to know that. And besides, it's where all the knowledge is kept unlike yours."
"I don't need to have smarts when I have muscle memory."
"Okay, ew. And can we please get back to my profile?"
"Sure, sure. Your family is 1% to having no clan relations, at all- well, minus TenTen because I swear she's in some Witness Protection Program and Lee- heck if I know!"
"Yeah, Lee is pretty mysterious. But are you sure he isn't related to Gym teacher Gai?"
"Girl, please, for all we know, that weirdo probably adopted Lee and molded him to be his next generation!"
"…Poor Lee. Already corrupted and sentenced for life."
"You mean, poor future wife of Lee! Having to deal with the monstrosity of his eyebrows! Oh, the horror!"
"Okay, you're on the border of being mean. And besides, Lee's eyebrows aren't as bad as your ego."
"At least my ego has the power to dominate 98% of Konoha's single male population. Sasuke and Neji."
"What about Shikamaru?"
"What about that lazy ass?"
"Where is he in your statistics?"
"Never mind that. He'll come around."
"Right. Okay, so, what else is interesting about me?"
"You have bad taste in men."
"Said the girl who spent all four years of high school trying to impress Sasuke Uchiha who didn't once spare a glance at."
"Whatever. I was pretty much giving you a head-start!"
"Oh, please!"
"And you know what I learned from it all?"
"What?"
"Confess right away. At least then you'll get a straight answer."
"As if! He ignored me the other day after I picked up his eraser and tried to give it back to him."
"That's a clear sign that he's playing hard to get."
"Really? Because he'd probably think we girls have cooties and he'd avoid us like the plague."
"What are you, nine? Sakura, Sasuke has grown pass all that childish nonsense. Trust me, he definitely has a spot for you."
"And why would you think that?"
"You've grown out of his fan base. You're much smarter than you appear to be. And, IaccidentallyhintedtoSasukethatyoulikedhimandhedidn'tshootmeaglare! Can you believe it?"
"What?!"
"I know! I was surprised too!"
"No, I mean, what! You told him I liked him before I told him I liked him? INO!"
"Well, hey, it was taking you longer than Naruto having the guts to propose to Hinata!"
"Wait, what?!"
"Geez Sakura, get with the times! Naruto proposed to Hinata. Everyone knows about it."
"Since when?"
"Since Tuesday."
"No, I mean, since when were you going to share this "minor detail" to me?"
"Oh… Right, so yeah, Hinata accepted…obviously, and you're invited!"
"You sure? Because I'd thought that idiot would confide in me himself, but I had to hear it from you, much less I'm the last person to know!"
"Not quite."
"What do you mean?"
"Sasuke doesn't know yet."
"His best friend didn't even tell Sasuke yet?"
"Precisely. He was going to surprise ya'll with the news! Which brings us back to you and Sasuke, you both are compatible to each other!"
"And how did you come up with that ridiculous theory?"
"You're both annoying to each other's feelings and clueless to the outside world."
"There's only one problem with that sentence. I'm not clueless. If anything, I'm more aware at what's happening in the world. Which brings us back to the KC webpage. My profile, dear pig."
"Right! Okay, let me check your webpage. …oh, that's a cute background picture. Alright, what do you have?"
"So far, two."
"Oh, I know! Type in cougar!"
[tap tap pause] "Wait, why?"
"Uh, hello, you're older than Sasuke. He's younger than you…"
"Yeah, by a couple of months."
"Going after younger guys makes you a cougar."
[eraaaase] "Yeah, it would also make me a pedophile between my 18th birthday and Sasuke's. And why are we still talking about Sasuke? Back to my profile, please!"
"Don't you see? Every topic involves Sasuke in it!"
"Besides the point!"
"Just type in that you've been in love with Sasuke ever since you laid eyes on him! That's enough to spark someone's interest in your profile, wink-wink Sasuke!"
"Argh! You're no help at all, Ino!"
"Oh, now's your chance… he's online."
"Pig, if I wanted to tell Sasuke I love him, it's definitely not going to be through messenger."
"Uhhh…."
"And just because Sasuke's name pops up in almost every conversation we have doesn't mean it's a sign because it's just coincidental and we all know that one time when Naruto accidentally kissed Sasuke, that was coincidental also…which made everyone to believe that there was something between Naruto and Sasuke even when they showed their disinterest with each other on the outside…which reminds me of that one drama where the girl hates the boy and vice versa and soon after they started to fall in love…. And oh-my-gosh, you don't think Sasuke is secretly gay for Naruto but Naruto rejected Sasuke and that's why he's been so snub with everyone around him!"
"I can see how you would revamp that scenario. But, I don't think that's the case."
"Why not? It makes perfect sense on why Sasuke would ignore your presence all these years!"
"Uhhhh, Sakura?"
"I get it. Naruto was feeling awkward around Sasuke and that's why he didn't mention his wedding proposal to Hinata to him."
"No, it's not that."
"Well, why couldn't it be? Have you ever seen Sasuke with a girlfriend before?"
"Perhaps he's waiting for the right person."
"Which hypothetically could've been Naruto but after that situation years ago, they were too embarrassed to admit their feelings to each other."
"Minus the part where they're best friends, Sakura?"
"A cover story is what it is!"
"Okay, Sakura, breathe! And I think this whole KC webpage is already getting to your head with all the gossip and what not. Perhaps, you should stray away from the media for now. And hold up on telling Sasuke how you feel for a while, too."
"Why is that, Ino-pig?"
"You're live, Sakura."
"Uh, yes, Ino, I am alive. I wouldn't be talking if I wasn't."
"No, Sakura, you're live! Like, on live broadcast."
"….. WAIT, WHAT?!" [gasp] "How can this be?"
"Hate to break it to you, forehead, but you've been on live for quite some time now."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW- HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN LIVE FOR?"
[CLICK! CLICK!] "45 minutes… so about the time you answered my call."
[INTERNAL SCREAMING] "TURN OFF, TURN OFF-"
[TAP TAP TAP] "IS IT STILL ON?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"HOW DO I WORK THIS THING?"
"Sakura, calm down!"
"HOW CAN I BE CALMED? IF I'M LIVE, THAT MEANS SASUKE COULD BE WATCHING!"
"True, but it's not like you have his contact saved… do you?"
[SLAM HANDS ON DESK] "OH MY GOD!"
"What?! And when were you going to share me this "minor detail"?"
"Ino-pig, this is not the time or place! And besides, it's not what you think!"
"Right, and that's not Sasuke standing in your doorway."
[SWIVELS AROUND]
"Sasuke! W-what are you doing here?"
"Wait, wait, I'm sorry if you misheard me talking…. it's just theories! I didn't mean-"
[Sasuke walks to Sakura and turns off her computer all the way]
"Sasuke? What are you- why are you- how are you in my room?"
"Sakura."
[gulps]
"Annoying." [Closes in on Sakura]
"Mmf!"
[Meanwhile, on Ino's side of the line]
"To think all it took was some misleading theories to get the densest guy to prove her wrong. Hah… Why didn't I think of that?"
[Click]