Justin" cooed his father "your mop hair feels so nice against my hobo beard." Justin removed his head from his fathers neck, covered in kisses. "Dad" Justin said, curling up against him, and pulled off his hat he found on the side of the street "I want to feel you inside me." Justins father had a blank expression on his face, but quickly brought their lips together. Suddenly a fangirl popped out from behind the couch and screamed out "I KNEW YOU WERE GAY YOU FAGGOT