Kat-Chan here. Whoopie… My first story. I'm kinda nervous, but I'm willing to give it a try. I accept constructive criticism, but being mean is just… well… mean. And it will not be good for my anxious feeling right now.a If you do not like SasuNaru, I don't even know why the hell you're here. No offense. And I would like to thank my best friend J-Chan for editing it for me! Without her, this story would've been a total mess… *sweatdrops* At least I'm not insane, right? Right?

Sasuke: riiiiiight….

Kat-Chan: Shaddup already. No one wants to listen to you, Duckass Hair.

Sasuke: *eye twitch*

Summary: A blond 'girl' catches Sasuke's eyes and he sure as hell ain't gonna let her get away from him. But, how many people will try to get in the way of his and the new 'girl's' relationship? SasuNaru!

Pairing: SasuNaru! :D MAYBE some others. IDK right now.

Warning: Sorta BAD language that I would never use outside in the real world. Some Sakura-Bashing… I just hate her with my whole being, but in Shippuuden, she became ehh… more useful.

Disclaimer: Everyone knows that only Sasuke owns Naruto. That's obvious. Psh… Fine, Kishimoto owns Naruto, but Sasuke owns Naruto's ass, got it?

Chapter 1: The New 'Girl'

"Class, this is a transfer student from Konoha High School, and she will be—" a bored, raven-headed haired boy tuned out the voice from his teacher, Iruka-sensei.

Sasuke sighed and gave a quick glance at the said girl and was about to turn back to staring out the window he sat next to, when he was suddenly stunned by the beauty he saw. The girl's long, golden hair brought out the intensity of her deep and mysterious, cerulean eyes. Sasuke wondered, 'What was her name again? Na… Naru… Naruka? Naru—'

"Naruko, go sit next to Sasuke," Iruka said, cutting Sasuke off his thoughts. "Raise your hand, Sasuke."

'Ah… Naruko, the name of a goddess,' italicize the raven gazed at the girl. 'What a beautiful name. Wait, an Uchiha shouldn't get all mushy like that! Plus, I'm gay! Snap out of it, Sasuke. Be an annoying bastard! But Naruk—'

"I said, 'raise your hand, Sasuke'." Iruka repeated, clearly annoyed.

Sasuke, also pissed that he has been interrupted twice in his thoughts, raised his hand reluctantly while sending a glare to the back of Iruka's head.

The blond girl strolled over to where he sat and plopped down onto the seat next to him.

"Hi, my name is Naruto, I-I mean, Naruko," The tan girls soft, velvety voice flowed. Being the stoic (asshole) he was, Sasuke replied, "Tch. You don't even know your own name… What a dobe."

"Shut up, teme!" Naruko snapped angrily before turning her head away.

'What! Naruko isn't swooning over me? That's impossible! No one can resist the Uchiha charm, not even the guys!' Sasuke thought in pure astonishment.

For the rest of the class period, Sasuke stared at the fuming blonde.

RING! RING! RING! The bell signaled the students that it was the end of the period and time to move to their next class. Almost immediately after Sasuke took his first step out of his classroom, swarms of his fangirls clung onto him. Irritated by all the love confessions, Sasuke shook them all off and walked into a certain someone.

"Oh, I'm sor— Watch where the hell you're going, you stupid teme!" that "certain someone" yelled.

Before the ignorant, dark-haired boy could say anything, the leader of his fan club, Sakura Haruno, butted in. "You're the new girl, right? You really should watch your mouth. Do you know who you're talking to? This is the almighty, super sexy, amazingly smart, and rich Uchiha Sasuke!" Sakura stated insufferably.

"Oh really? Well, I think he's just an arrogant ice princess with an icicle up his ass," Naruko retorted.

Sasuke's eye twitched and just as he was about to say something, he was yet again, interrupted by Sakura, making him want to tear her head off.

"How dare you say that about my future husband, you bitc—"

"Whatever. I got to get to my next class. See'ya latah beeyotch." Naruko cut Sakura off. She then walked away leaving Sakura, Sasuke, and his fans stunned by her boldness. 'How dare she embarrass me in front of Sasuke-kun. Who does she think she is?' Sakura growled angrily. 'I'll make her wish she never messed with me!'

Sasuke, on the other hand, smirked amusingly at Naruko. 'Oh ho, playing hard-to-get, I see. Don't worry my little Naru-chan, you will be mine! Kukuku...' Sasuke thought with an evil glint in his eyes and decided to stalk the poor blonde.

Naruko POV

'Great... It's the first day of this stupid mission and I already have enemies. Stupid teme and his stupid fangirls. What was his name again? Ah yes, Sasuke Uchiha. His name is enough to make me puke out my six bowls of ramen!'

'What do I have next?' I guess I was too busy insulting that duckbutt-haired bastard and that idiotic bitch. Damn... I have gym. I don't want to go to the girl's locker room since they always take such a long time changing, and I can't change in front of them or else my cover's blown! I'll just have to do it in the freaking boys locker room. I won't need a locker anyway. My backpack is big enough to hold my gym clothes everyday.

After waiting two minutes, all the boys rushed into the gymnasium, and I tiptoed inside the changing room. Sighing, I took off my clothes leaving me only in my undergarments. Just as I was about to put on my gym shirt, a loud bang came from the door behind me. 'Shit...'

I turned around slowly to meet endless, obsidian eyes looking straight at my flat chest. 'Double shit...'

"Hn. I knew you were a guy." The boy in front of me said with a smirk.

'Triple-deluxe shit...'

I don't know whether or not I should continue this because this was just a small test. *sigh* Sasuke is so OOC… Maybe Naruto, too. I swear I'll try my best. I'm not usually this boring, but today just seem… somehow awkward for me. Well, please review… *being hopeful*