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"WILBUR GODDAMN ROBINSON!" Wilbur's mother, Franny shrieked from at the bottom of the stairs. "IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ARSE DOWN THESE STAIRS I'LL DRAG YOU BY YOUR EAR!"

Wilbur reluctantly rolled out of bed; he made a loud irritated yawn and then ruffled his ebony hair. Wilbur was a tall yet slender boy of thirteen with a troublesome attitude to life. He had a cowlick hairstyle like the rest of his barmy family; he grew sick and tired of his families shenanigans, all Wilbur really wanted was a cliche family with cliche lives! was that too much to ask for, but Wilbur knew it would never happen. His family was mad, crazy and maybe even a bit psychotic at times but Wilbur loved them all the same.

Wilbur took a deep breathe and soaked in the fresh morning air until he heard his mother stomping up the stairs at a fast pace but still managing to make monstrous sounds! The bedroom door flew open with a large swoop and banged against the bookcase.

Franny grabbed Wilburs left ear and tugged it. "Did I not say for you to go down stairs already or should i leave a note for his majesty the king of todayland?" Franny said with her lips pursed.

"That is an excellent question!" Wilbur replied with a sneaky and devilish smirk.

"Enough of your catchphrases! go help your father mow the lawn now or you'll be grounded for another three days!" Franny cried still holding firmly to Wilbur's ear lobe. "I need to go practice with the frogs, they've been lacking behind because of all your pranks!" Franny then stomped down stairs, once again slamming the door so swiftly and fast it made Wilbur jump in shock.

Wilbur put on his favourite shirt which was a dark navy-blue shirt with a lightning bolt across his chest and then a pair of jeans he found lying in a pile of unwashed boxer shorts; he didn't bother using deodorant, its not like he was about to meet the king himself!

He slumped down stairs his feet heavy and his eyes droopy. He pushed open the front door with his back and dragged his feet over to where his dad was mowing their now very over-grown front lawn.

"Wil! glad you could finally get your butt out of bed!" His father chuckled, Wilbur raised one eyebrow at him in an un-amused way.

"Yeah only because scared she the shit out of me." Wilbur shrugged his shoulders in a laid back manner. "Just because we are having new neighbours!"

"Look Wil all we are asking of you is not to do what you have done the last few times" Wilbur's father looked deep into Wilbur's eyes with a sincerity.

"Fine but they're probably going to be total snobs!" Wilbur grunted.

"Or not if you don't blow them up on sight." His father chuckled merrily.

The comment made Wilbur chuckle a bit but was too exhausted to laugh. So after what felt like years the messy and overgrown lawn was now neatly cut and Wilbur had time to collapse on the freshly cut lawn; his eyes squinting at the mid July sun above him. Wilbur heard the sound of an exhaust pipe getting closer until he lifted his head slightly to see a car pull up on next door's driveway

"Great!" He thought "Total snobs, I'd bet my life on it.". But the family who came out the glimmering black car was not what he expected. First the what looked to be the father was large built up man with dirty blonde hair and a nervous look about his face. The mother seemed to be quite the opposite of her husband, her hair was short and brownish-red she had a confident smile spread across her face. Their son was extremely energetic he zoomed out the car instantly, he never seemed to be still he kept twitching and playing with his fingers. The boy had dirty blonde hair like his father and a confident smile across his face like his mother. The Last person to come out the car was the person who Wilbur noticed the most; She had long dark, midnight-blue coloured hair covering her face, she instantly struck Wilbur as shy and quiet but also struck her as kind of cute, he liked the way her blue eyes sparkled when pushed a strand of hair out of her face.

This made Wilbur sigh dreamingly at the girl but he shook out of it, with in a second the family had disappeared into the house. "Who was this girl" Wilbur thought. "Why does her family seem so..odd?"