Hey people,
So this is my first FanFic, kinda new here so trying to get used to it. Hope you enjoy this facebook-ish story. I've tried to make it epicly awesome (:
Disclaimer: I don't own TVD (if only I did) *sighs dreamily*, but I own this story. :D
Chapter 1
Elena Gilbert: Aaaaaaah could my life possibly get any more complicated!
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Damon Salvatore: I don't trust Elijah, he's got no game!
Elena Gilbert: He's our only hope Damon, I trust him.
Damon Salvatore: Do you really think hes gonna save ur life? I don't buy this shit!
Stefan Salvatore: Elena…
Elena Gilbert: ?
Stefan Salvatore: I think I've found a way to save you
Elena Gilbert: really? How?
Stefan Salvatore: I was reading Jonathan Gilbert's journal and it talked about a resuscitation spell…it could work!
Damon Salvatore: More witchy crap?
Stefan Salvatore: NO it could work!
Damon Salvatore: It's probably some bullshit spazzled by an already drunkenly psychotic ancestor!
Elena Gilbert: spazzled isn't a word damon.
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Stefan Salvatore: John said we'd have a better chance with it.. and we're desperate…
Damon Salvatore: JOHN? The asshole who tried to barbecue me? You're really gonna believe HIM? We're not that desperate Stefan, I'll save Elena myself
Stefan Salvatore: Really? How? Turn her into a vampire to piss off Klaus who will in turn massacre us all? TOO much collateral damage don' u think?
Damon Salvatore: Ugh, Is it too much to ask to SAVE Elena?
Stefan Salvatore: And we will save her, unless u wanna trust an original with a witch potion with no expiration date. Its our only choice!
Damon Salvatore: -_-
Elijah Smith has now joined facebook.
Damon Salvatore: DAMN IT. WHY ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?
Elijah Smith: I could ask you the same question.
Damon Salvatore: Joining a day b4 the sacrifice is just plain stupid !
Elena Gilbert: Ohhhhh you joined :D
Elijah Smith: For you :D Although some ppl aren't tht welcoming as u r
Damon Salvatore: screw u, Elijah!
Elena Gilbert and Elijah Smith are now friends.
Stefan Salvatore: Of all the names in the world, why in hell smith?
Elijah Smith: I happen to like it, its not official
Damon Salvatore: WTF *faints*
Elijah Smith: OMFG finallyyyy
Elena Gilbert: LOL
Klaus Smith has joined Facebook.
Damon Salvatore: FUCK NO
Elijah Smith: Brother, must u follow me wherever I go?
Klaus Smith: Someone has to lay eyes on the precious doppelganger ;)
Elena Gilbert: Go die, Klaus
Klaus Smith: I'm afraid u will…not me XD
Damon Salvatore: dick
Klaus Smith is now friends with Katherine Pierce and Elena Gilbert.
Katherine Pierce: A little too desperate Klaus?
Klaus Smith: I like my petrovas close to mee ;)
Damon Salvatore: Elena Gilbert You befriended ur future murderer? :\
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Elena Gilbert: Damon Salvatore Just so I know what hes up too ;)
Klaus Smith: Like u;ll ever find out!
Klaus Smith: Almost done with my shopping list! I have obtained all my ingredients, just waiting for u Elena Gilbert x)
Elena Gilbert: Burnnnnnn in hellllllllll Klaussssssssss
Klaus Smith: drunk r we?
Elena Gilbert: Well since I'm gonna die, might as well get wasted
Klaus Smith: My god, I've driven u to drink ! :D
Damon Salvatore: Hey dickhead, I rescued ur vamp nd wolf and killed ur fugly witch
Klaus Smith: EXCUSE ME?
Damon Salvatore: go ahead, pout. You have a good reason too
Katherine Pierce: U screwed everything elder Salvatore
Klaus Smith: Katerina, get off my page. And shall we have a private chat damon? You and I…alone…
Damon Salvatore: screw u, hybrid
Klaus Smith: that's not very nice
Stefan Salvatore: NEITHER IS WANTING TO KILL MY GIRLFRIEND!
Elena Gilbert: YEAH!
Klaus Smith: Unfortunately 4 u, I have my own backup plan…suck on that
Elijah Smith: So predictable…
Klaus Smith: u know me well brother…too well…
Elijah Smith: It's an unfortunate thing, that I do.
Tyler Lockwood: Came home finally after running away 2 weeks ago to find my mom in the hospital with a busted head then unpleasantly kidnapped by 2 bitch witches only to wake up chained in an underground tomb long enough that I couldn't hold back my transformation and turned into a raging wolf while trying not to maul down my friends, successfully biting my first vampire and ending up naked on my porch... I think I need to leave again...
Damon Salvatore: way to go bastard, I help u, only to get nipped in return. U fucking ruined my fav leather jacket !
Tyler Lockwood: I had no control over it!
Caroline Forbes: Tyler , ru okay now?
Damon Salvatore: fuck that, u lockwoods seriously need obedience school
Tyler Lockwood: Thanks Care, im fine :)
Damon Salvatore: What part of "I had no control over it" did u not get? I didn't mean it! Geez! SORRY! :S
Jeremy Gilbert: That would be so funny, if it wasn't such a desperate mess
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Tyler Lockwood: Gilbert, I'd like to see u turn into a wolf then return to your doorstep naked, w/o freaking out. Drop the shit
Matt Donovan: And care to drop by my fav jacket, the one that Caroline took from me to wrap around ur junk
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Damon Salvatore: Wolfboy can't help but destroy everyones fav clothing..
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Stefan Salvatore: And you thought I was weird when I liked my own status!
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Stefan Salvatore: EUREKA! I"VE FOUND A WAY TO SAVE YOU Elena Gilbert!
Elena Gilbert: ILU3 thanks so much :)
Klaus Smith: WTFF, HOWWWW?
Stefan Salvatore: u don't' deserve to know, killer! And ILU more Elena :)
Elijah Smith: Looks like my elixir proved useless.
Damon Salvatore: Just like yourself.
Klaus Smith: I second the elder Salvatore
Damon Salvatore: I have a name hybrid
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Klaus Smith: True.
Caroline Forbes: So much for u trying to kill us! Looser
Klaus Smith: Ohh don't worry, my current plans will definitely freak u ppl out..elena for sure ;)
Elena Gilbert: What plans?
Klaus Smith: I have jenna
Elena Gilbert: WHAT?
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Elena Gilbert: wtf Katherine, seriously?
Katherine Pierce: It was my idea (:
Elena Gilbert: ULTIMATE BITCH
Elijah Smith: We'll get her back Elena,
Elena Gilbert: :S
Bonnie Bennett: WHY did he take jenna
Elijah Smith: punishment for meddling
Klaus Smith: U really know me well brother, its starting to creep me out
Bonnie Bennett: WHO meddled ? How?
Klaus Smith: My vampire and wolf seemed to escape, so I took some precautions b4hand
Damon Salvatore: Courtesy of me :)
Elena Gilbert: DAMON, u realize he has jenna? JENNA!
Damon Salvatore: Nd u realize I saved forbes and lockwoods ass?
Elena Gilbert: Let her go Klaus, u have me, take any other vampire!
Elijah Smith: Yes, brother. Stop being an ass
Klaus Smith: Douchebag, I always knew u were a softie for women. Disgusts me, I mean HELLO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM!
Elijah Smith: and I always knew u were an asshole Klaus. Let her go.
Klaus Smith: OR what?
Elijah Smith: U know what, I'll rip ur heart out myself
Klaus Smith: LOL? U CANT
Elijah Smith: I will.
Damon Salvatore: You're all talk Elijah! Seriously, you had centuries of years to kick his ass and u decide NOW?
Elijah Smith: well, I didn't think I had to since the doppelganger was thought to be nonexistent
Damon Salvatore: WIMP
Elijah Smith: well I took u on quite easily, young vampire
Damon Salvatore: Wait? Was that b4 or after I staked u? AND killed u twice!
Klaus Smith: Ahhh, the one disadvantage of being an original , the bloody oak dagger. Soon I'll be immune, thanks to Elena :D
Elena Gilbert: GO TO HELL
Klaus Smith: I am hell :D HELL-A AWESOME!
Stefan Salvatore: lame much?
Klaus Smith: I try
Stefan Salvatore: Try less, girlfriend killer!
Klaus Smith: Did u just insult me? Young Salvatore, I could kick ur butt so easily as I could eat cake
Damon Salvatore: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Elijah Smith: WTF? U EAT CAKE?
Klaus Smith: Sometimes x)
Elijah Smith: really?
Klaus Smith: Yuppppp xD whats ur fav?
Elijah Smith: Cheesecake, Yours? :D
Klaus Smith: Complete rubbish, chocolate is the best, with rainbow sprinkles , drizzled with blood ..YUM :D:D:D
Elena Gilbert: this is SO gay
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LOL, I was literally laughing real hard on the Tyler thing, idk how I came up with it :P
So that was the first chapter :D
Reviews would be awesome. Was my first chapter total crap or total nice?
There is waaaaaay more to come, so be prepared! (: